Originally posted by robtcorl I'd stick with bacon and skip the weird sounding cracker and cuke.
Bob, we live in a world that has crackers, and those crackers have to be eaten by men on diets. Who's gonna do it? You? You, RacerX69? I have a greater waistline than you can possibly fathom. You weep for bacon, and you curse the cucumber. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know - that eating crackers and cucumbers, while tragic, probably saves calories; and my diet, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves calories.
You don't want the truth because you can't handle the truth!