why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Racer X 69 · 12-11-2016, 05:40 PM - **3 Likes**

Just finished putting up my Christmas lights.

robtcorl · 12-11-2016, 05:54 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Originally posted by robtcorl
The XXX rated one??
I just went and googled that, a mistake... Good thing I have a full spray-bottle of 409 on hand so I can disinfect my PC!

I just made that up, you mean there really is one?
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye, I'm off to google land...

edit, got some 409 you can spare?

robtcorl · 12-11-2016, 05:58 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Just finished putting up my Christmas lights.

We have the same deer in our yard, but they're not hung like yours.

**Ex Finn.** · 12-11-2016, 06:11 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

I just made that up, you mean there really is one?
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye, I'm off to google land...

edit, got some 409 you can spare?

Yup. A half a bottle left

Racer X 69 · 12-11-2016, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

I just made that up, you mean there really is one?
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye, I'm off to google land...

edit, got some 409 you can spare?

Be careful.

The internet is a vast and dangerous land.

XXX porn websites will infect your computer.

There isn't enough penicillin in the world to fix the kind of bad ju ju found there.

robtcorl · 12-11-2016, 07:24 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Be careful.
The internet is a vast and dangerous land.
XXX porn websites will infect your computer.
There isn't enough penicillin in the world to fix the kind of bad ju ju found there.

No worries, I was just kidding again.

Back to bacon, I think I'll try brown sugar and apple pie spice on my next slab, bet Santa would love that!

**Ex Finn.** · 12-11-2016, 07:57 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Back to bacon

Bacon is good!

MarkJerling · 12-11-2016, 08:13 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

No worries, I was just kidding again.

Back to bacon, I think I'll try brown sugar and apple pie spice on my next slab, bet Santa would love that!

The whole world's kids are going to be left waiting as Santa digs into the bacon at Bob's place.

**clackers** · 12-11-2016, 08:47 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Just finished putting up my Christmas lights.

Venison bacon out of Bambi's mom? You are such a Christmas Grinch, RacerX!

tim60 · 12-11-2016, 10:19 PM

Had a Californian Merlot last night that said it paired well with inter alia "anything with bacon".

Racer X 69 · 12-11-2016, 10:36 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by clackers

Venison bacon out of Bambi's mom? You are such a Christmas Grinch, RacerX!

Bambi's dad. Does don't have antlers.

**BigMackCam** · 12-11-2016, 11:23 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

I just made that up

Oh, *sure* you did

robtcorl · 12-12-2016, 05:32 AM

Originally posted by BigMackCam

Oh, *sure* you did

From Justified, one of my favorite tv series:

bertwert · 12-12-2016, 12:30 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Found a picture of Bert.

How did you find my passport photo?

RoxnDox · 12-12-2016, 12:36 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

I just made that up, you mean there really is one?
Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye, I'm off to google land...

edit, got some 409 you can spare?

Rule 34 applies. The internet has a xxx version of *everything*, somewhere...

12-11-2016, 05:54 PM - 1 Like	#31292
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Originally posted by robtcorl The XXX rated one?? I just went and googled that, a mistake... Good thing I have a full spray-bottle of 409 on hand so I can disinfect my PC! I just made that up, you mean there really is one? Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye, I'm off to google land... edit, got some 409 you can spare? Last edited by robtcorl; 12-11-2016 at 06:02 PM.

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12-11-2016, 05:40 PM - 3 Likes	#31291
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Just finished putting up my Christmas lights.

12-11-2016, 05:58 PM - 1 Like	#31293
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Just finished putting up my Christmas lights. We have the same deer in our yard, but they're not hung like yours.

12-11-2016, 06:11 PM - 1 Like	#31294
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by robtcorl I just made that up, you mean there really is one? Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye, I'm off to google land... edit, got some 409 you can spare? Yup. A half a bottle left

12-11-2016, 07:06 PM	#31295
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by robtcorl I just made that up, you mean there really is one? Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye, I'm off to google land... edit, got some 409 you can spare? Be careful. The internet is a vast and dangerous land. XXX porn websites will infect your computer. There isn't enough penicillin in the world to fix the kind of bad ju ju found there.

12-11-2016, 07:24 PM - 1 Like	#31296
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Be careful. The internet is a vast and dangerous land. XXX porn websites will infect your computer. There isn't enough penicillin in the world to fix the kind of bad ju ju found there. No worries, I was just kidding again. Back to bacon, I think I'll try brown sugar and apple pie spice on my next slab, bet Santa would love that!

12-11-2016, 07:57 PM - 1 Like	#31297
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by robtcorl Back to bacon Bacon is good!

12-11-2016, 08:13 PM - 1 Like	#31298
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by robtcorl No worries, I was just kidding again. Back to bacon, I think I'll try brown sugar and apple pie spice on my next slab, bet Santa would love that! The whole world's kids are going to be left waiting as Santa digs into the bacon at Bob's place.

12-11-2016, 08:47 PM - 1 Like	#31299
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Just finished putting up my Christmas lights. Venison bacon out of Bambi's mom? You are such a Christmas Grinch, RacerX!

12-11-2016, 10:19 PM	#31300
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,745	Had a Californian Merlot last night that said it paired well with inter alia "anything with bacon".

12-11-2016, 10:36 PM - 1 Like	#31301
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by clackers Venison bacon out of Bambi's mom? You are such a Christmas Grinch, RacerX! Bambi's dad. Does don't have antlers.

12-11-2016, 11:23 PM	#31302
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,672	Originally posted by robtcorl I just made that up Oh, sure you did

12-12-2016, 05:32 AM	#31303
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by BigMackCam Oh, sure you did From Justified, one of my favorite tv series:

12-12-2016, 12:30 PM - 2 Likes	#31304
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by robtcorl Found a picture of Bert. How did you find my passport photo?

12-12-2016, 12:36 PM - 1 Like	#31305
RoxnDox Pentaxian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington, USA, Terra Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,494	Originally posted by robtcorl I just made that up, you mean there really is one? Um-diddle-diddle-um-diddleye, I'm off to google land... edit, got some 409 you can spare? Rule 34 applies. The internet has a xxx version of everything, somewhere...