why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Rupert · 01-31-2017, 06:01 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Winter is over in Texas, huh?

Otis didn't announce the end of winter.....or the acquisition of the coal mine. He says he is wrapping up a deal to take over a decommissioned nuclear plant and hopes to "set the rods free"

and rapidly warm the earth with the results. He is tired of this slow progress mankind is making on cooking the earth. I can't say I'm not with him....I can live without another cold day for the rest of my life.

Regards!

Anyone for steaks?

Parallax · 01-31-2017, 06:13 PM - **5 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Starts with a V and ends with an a.

Velveeta?

**Ex Finn.** · 01-31-2017, 06:19 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Starts with a V and ends with an a.

LOL...!

**Ex Finn.** · 01-31-2017, 06:22 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

Velveeta?

With Bacon-bits!

tim60 · 01-31-2017, 08:20 PM

Some of the meals here had bacon in little bitty pieces. Tastes right but I am more used to bacon in large slices.

Racer X 69 · 02-01-2017, 01:16 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

I dunno.....look at us here, all reasonable, serious, mature gentlemen.

Where?

Racer X 69 · 02-01-2017, 01:16 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Starts with a V and ends with an a.

Veronica?

Victoria?

Racer X 69 · 02-01-2017, 01:18 AM

Originally posted by tim60

Some of the meals here had bacon in little bitty pieces. Tastes right but I am more used to bacon in large slices.

Oh those silly Californians and their trendy tiny bacon bits!

Jean Poitiers · 02-01-2017, 01:58 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Veronica?

Victoria?

Vanessa ?

**WPRESTO** · 02-01-2017, 05:11 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Vanessa ?

Vanilla??

Rupert · 02-01-2017, 06:39 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Veronica?

Victoria?

Only Otis got it right on the first try.......Vulva! He said that's what Big Brain Thinking is all about.

He said some of you may lack the basic knowledge to understand the value of his pick...so he offers up some education.
Vulva - Wikipedia

That Otis.....always on top of the chain of knowledge! I couldn't get by without him!

Regards!

**WPRESTO** · 02-01-2017, 07:37 AM - **3 Likes**

Everyone knows that Vulva is a Swedish automobile.

**pepperberry farm** · 02-01-2017, 07:46 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by WPRESTO

Everyone knows that Vulva is a Swedish automobile.

and mighty comfortable, they are!

bertwert · 02-01-2017, 07:50 AM - **3 Likes**

Now then Rupert...family friendly...we've got kids here...

**savoche** · 02-01-2017, 07:53 AM - **5 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

Now then Rupert...family friendly...we've got kids here...

Yeah... Who on earth let them in anyway?

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01-31-2017, 06:01 PM	#32626
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Parallax Winter is over in Texas, huh? Otis didn't announce the end of winter.....or the acquisition of the coal mine. He says he is wrapping up a deal to take over a decommissioned nuclear plant and hopes to "set the rods free" and rapidly warm the earth with the results. He is tired of this slow progress mankind is making on cooking the earth. I can't say I'm not with him....I can live without another cold day for the rest of my life. Regards! Anyone for steaks?

01-31-2017, 06:13 PM - 5 Likes	#32627
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by robtcorl Starts with a V and ends with an a. Velveeta?

01-31-2017, 06:19 PM	#32628
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by robtcorl Starts with a V and ends with an a. LOL...!

01-31-2017, 06:22 PM - 1 Like	#32629
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Parallax Velveeta? With Bacon-bits!

01-31-2017, 08:20 PM	#32630
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,756	Some of the meals here had bacon in little bitty pieces. Tastes right but I am more used to bacon in large slices.

02-01-2017, 01:16 AM	#32631
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by Rupert I dunno.....look at us here, all reasonable, serious, mature gentlemen. Where?

02-01-2017, 01:16 AM	#32632
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by robtcorl Starts with a V and ends with an a. Veronica? Victoria?

02-01-2017, 01:18 AM	#32633
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by tim60 Some of the meals here had bacon in little bitty pieces. Tastes right but I am more used to bacon in large slices. Oh those silly Californians and their trendy tiny bacon bits!

02-01-2017, 01:58 AM - 1 Like	#32634
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Veronica? Victoria? Vanessa ?

02-01-2017, 05:11 AM - 1 Like	#32635
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,138	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Vanessa ? Vanilla??

02-01-2017, 06:39 AM	#32636
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Veronica? Victoria? Only Otis got it right on the first try.......Vulva! He said that's what Big Brain Thinking is all about. He said some of you may lack the basic knowledge to understand the value of his pick...so he offers up some education. Vulva - Wikipedia That Otis.....always on top of the chain of knowledge! I couldn't get by without him! Regards!

02-01-2017, 07:37 AM - 3 Likes	#32637
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,138	Everyone knows that Vulva is a Swedish automobile.

02-01-2017, 07:46 AM - 2 Likes	#32638
pepperberry farm amateur dirt farmer Join Date: Dec 2014 Location: probably out in a field somewhere... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 41,765	Originally posted by WPRESTO Everyone knows that Vulva is a Swedish automobile. and mighty comfortable, they are!

02-01-2017, 07:50 AM - 3 Likes	#32639
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Now then Rupert...family friendly...we've got kids here...

02-01-2017, 07:53 AM - 5 Likes	#32640
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by bertwert Now then Rupert...family friendly...we've got kids here... Yeah... Who on earth let them in anyway?