why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

MarkJerling · 02-20-2017, 02:31 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

There isn't enough room on Earth to get me far enough away from her. Even sharing the same Universe has proven difficult.

If this is a Multiverse, do you think she exists in all of them?

Racer X 69 · 02-20-2017, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

If this is a Multiverse, do you think she exists in all of them?

I hope not.

**WPRESTO** · 02-20-2017, 03:42 PM - **1 Like**

Multiverse? Is that some kind of super-long love poem?

Racer X 69 · 02-20-2017, 04:58 PM

Originally posted by WPRESTO

Multiverse? Is that some kind of super-long love poem?

Yes.

The one where Hieronymus Merkin finally forgets Mercy Humppe and finds true happiness.

eddie1960 · 02-20-2017, 05:06 PM

Sitting in emergency had X-rays feel a fool. Kicking the ball for the dog at the beach wearing rubber boots hit a rock that turned out to npbe large solid and buried. Waiting to find out if I broke two toes or just sprained them. Edited some photos while I wait

Racer X 69 · 02-20-2017, 05:11 PM

Originally posted by eddie1960

Sitting in emergency had X-rays feel a fool. Kicking the ball for the dog at the beach wearing rubber boots hit a rock that turned out to npbe large solid and buried. Waiting to find out if I broke two toes or just sprained them. Edited some photos while I wait

Sheesh Eddie. Do you have a chair with your name on it in the waiting room? Seems like you've been spending far too much time in hospital lately.

MarkJerling · 02-20-2017, 05:37 PM

Originally posted by eddie1960

Sitting in emergency had X-rays feel a fool. Kicking the ball for the dog at the beach wearing rubber boots hit a rock that turned out to npbe large solid and buried. Waiting to find out if I broke two toes or just sprained them. Edited some photos while I wait

When we were kids we always built our sandcastles on the beach over large rocks, just for fun!

Parallax · 02-20-2017, 06:11 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by eddie1960

Sitting in emergency had X-rays feel a fool. Kicking the ball for the dog at the beach wearing rubber boots hit a rock that turned out to npbe large solid and buried. Waiting to find out if I broke two toes or just sprained them. Edited some photos while I wait

We had a guy come imto the ER one evening with a broken foot.
They had been launching one of the alert aircraft and he troed to kick a dead rabbit off to the side.
Well, the rabbit wasn't just frozen, it was frozen to the pavement.

robtcorl · 02-20-2017, 06:27 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

launchimgmone

Neither Google, or my decoder ring could decipher this word.

Parallax · 02-20-2017, 06:35 PM - **1 Like**

launching one.

Have I ever mentioned how much I hate tablet keybpards?

robtcorl · 02-20-2017, 06:43 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Parallax

Have I ever mentioned how much I hate tablet keybpards?

Moses had the same complaint, best I recall, but I was just a wee lad then.

eddie1960 · 02-20-2017, 06:43 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

launching one.

Have I ever mentioned how much I hate tablet keybpards?

Me too more typos than I thought possible. My blackberry I had was great for thumb typing the iPad not so much

Not broken hematoma on the big toe may lose the nail, sprained both
Treatment the same either way raise foot ice Tylenol

Parallax · 02-20-2017, 07:00 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Moses had the same complaint, best I recall, but I was just a wee lad then.

Rupert · 02-20-2017, 07:43 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

I'm not touching this one (pun intended) I've heard about the modular cellar.

Damn right!

It is cold and dark down there and they do unspeakable things to you, then laugh a lot.

Once you suffer the atrocities they commit down there, you won't even say "Richard" without quivering in fear!

Toes.....my big toe with the partial nail removal "surgery" was doing just fine...until I got out of the shower last night and Mrs Rupert came in to get some towels and stepped right on it.

Could barely walk most of today.....

I'm gonna put a big guilt trip on her tonight just for Racer!

Regards!

tim60 · 02-20-2017, 08:09 PM

Are you sure Racer would recommend you do that. Mrs Rupert does sound pretty good to you.

Last time I got hematoma of a toe nail was a few months ago. Cut the last vestige off last night. A teenager opened a door and got my toe. Did not tickle.

02-20-2017, 06:11 PM - 1 Like	#33278
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by eddie1960 Sitting in emergency had X-rays feel a fool. Kicking the ball for the dog at the beach wearing rubber boots hit a rock that turned out to npbe large solid and buried. Waiting to find out if I broke two toes or just sprained them. Edited some photos while I wait We had a guy come imto the ER one evening with a broken foot. They had been launching one of the alert aircraft and he troed to kick a dead rabbit off to the side. Well, the rabbit wasn't just frozen, it was frozen to the pavement. Last edited by Parallax; 02-20-2017 at 06:35 PM.

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MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,402	Originally posted by Racer X 69 There isn't enough room on Earth to get me far enough away from her. Even sharing the same Universe has proven difficult. If this is a Multiverse, do you think she exists in all of them?

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Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by MarkJerling If this is a Multiverse, do you think she exists in all of them? I hope not.

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Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by WPRESTO Multiverse? Is that some kind of super-long love poem? Yes. The one where Hieronymus Merkin finally forgets Mercy Humppe and finds true happiness.

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eddie1960 Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Toronto Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 13,666	Sitting in emergency had X-rays feel a fool. Kicking the ball for the dog at the beach wearing rubber boots hit a rock that turned out to npbe large solid and buried. Waiting to find out if I broke two toes or just sprained them. Edited some photos while I wait

02-20-2017, 05:11 PM	#33276
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by eddie1960 Sitting in emergency had X-rays feel a fool. Kicking the ball for the dog at the beach wearing rubber boots hit a rock that turned out to npbe large solid and buried. Waiting to find out if I broke two toes or just sprained them. Edited some photos while I wait Sheesh Eddie. Do you have a chair with your name on it in the waiting room? Seems like you've been spending far too much time in hospital lately.

02-20-2017, 05:37 PM	#33277
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,402	Originally posted by eddie1960 Sitting in emergency had X-rays feel a fool. Kicking the ball for the dog at the beach wearing rubber boots hit a rock that turned out to npbe large solid and buried. Waiting to find out if I broke two toes or just sprained them. Edited some photos while I wait When we were kids we always built our sandcastles on the beach over large rocks, just for fun!

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robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Parallax launchimgmone Neither Google, or my decoder ring could decipher this word.

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robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Parallax Have I ever mentioned how much I hate tablet keybpards? Moses had the same complaint, best I recall, but I was just a wee lad then.

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eddie1960 Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Toronto Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 13,666	Originally posted by Parallax launching one. Have I ever mentioned how much I hate tablet keybpards? Me too more typos than I thought possible. My blackberry I had was great for thumb typing the iPad not so much Not broken hematoma on the big toe may lose the nail, sprained both Treatment the same either way raise foot ice Tylenol

02-20-2017, 07:00 PM	#33283
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by robtcorl Moses had the same complaint, best I recall, but I was just a wee lad then.

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Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl I'm not touching this one (pun intended) I've heard about the modular cellar. Damn right! It is cold and dark down there and they do unspeakable things to you, then laugh a lot. Once you suffer the atrocities they commit down there, you won't even say "Richard" without quivering in fear! Toes.....my big toe with the partial nail removal "surgery" was doing just fine...until I got out of the shower last night and Mrs Rupert came in to get some towels and stepped right on it. Could barely walk most of today..... I'm gonna put a big guilt trip on her tonight just for Racer! Regards!

02-20-2017, 08:09 PM	#33285
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,738	Are you sure Racer would recommend you do that. Mrs Rupert does sound pretty good to you. Last time I got hematoma of a toe nail was a few months ago. Cut the last vestige off last night. A teenager opened a door and got my toe. Did not tickle.