why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Racer X 69 · 02-22-2017, 08:34 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

I've tried to get the recipe from the waitresses with no luck.

Probably something real simple. The best ones usually are.

Rupert · 02-22-2017, 08:36 PM

Well, I will restate my wing position...and I have eaten wings all over the place. If you finish your wings and there is ANY meat left on them, they don't compare to KFC wings, where the tenderness is such that all meat falls of in your mouth...even if you have no teeth. If part of your wing enjoyment is working the wings like a dog with a bone, you won't enjoy KFC wings...there is no work involved. I am not even a KFC fan, the service is horrible, the prices are too high, and their fried chicken is 2nd rate, at best. But their original recipe wings are shipped directly from heaven!

Regards!

ccc_ · 02-22-2017, 09:40 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

Well, I will restate my wing position...and I have eaten wings all over the place. If you finish your wings and there is ANY met left on them, they don't compare to KFC wings, where the tenderness is such that all meat falls of in your mouth...even if you have no teeth. If part of your wing enjoyment is working the wings like a dog with a bone, you won't enjoy KFC wings...there is no work involved. I am not even a KFC fan, the service is horrible, the prices are too high, and their fried chicken is 2nd rate, at best. But their original recipe wings are shipped directly from heaven!

Regards!

the secret is/was pressure cooking/frying

I have no idea how they do it now but at least in the middle 80's there were large pressure cookers in the kitchens

Rupert · 02-22-2017, 10:41 PM

Originally posted by ccc_

I have no idea how they do it now but at least in the middle 80's there were large pressure cookers in the kitchens

That is still the secret. Ultra tender and all the flavors stay in. Like a slow cooker, but very fast cooking time. Most Wing Joints use speed frying, and the result is a tough wing. The sauce is not "cooked in" when you fry, but the seasoning is when you pressure cook.

Hey, if you go for the "hooters" I got no problem with that!

The "hooters" at KFC are not anything to admire...in fact, they can even ruin a good wing meal if you get a glance at them.....My last visit to KFC involved a 200+ pound order taker that was hard to understand because she had no teeth and was around 80 years old...but I was there for the wings!

Regards!

Racer X 69 · 02-23-2017, 12:07 AM

OK Jim.

I would go to the KFC, but they don't serve beer.

How can I enjoy some wings without beer?

Beer makes the world go 'round.

Alongside bacon.

robtcorl · 02-23-2017, 07:57 AM - **1 Like**

Smoked a meatloaf yesterday.
Inside there's diced bacon, jalapeno peppers, dill pickle, and onions.

This morning's meatloaf, bacon, cheese, egg McBob.

Rupert · 02-23-2017, 08:09 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Smoked a meatloaf yesterday.
Inside there's diced bacon, jalapeno peppers, dill pickle, and onions.

Originally posted by robtcorl

This morning's meatloaf, bacon, cheese, egg McBob.

That is just plain sinful!

Sure wish you lived closer.....

Tax day today, I won't be around much, but open your windows and you can hear me cussing!

Regards!

robtcorl · 02-23-2017, 08:15 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Tax day today, I won't be around much

Have fun!

Did I miss a mom update?
Hope she is home and doing well.

ZoeB · 02-23-2017, 08:28 AM

hmmm. What should i make for dinner?

bertwert · 02-23-2017, 09:14 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Rupert

but open your windows and you can hear me cussing!

Close your windows or you'll hear me playing!

Racer X 69 · 02-23-2017, 09:48 AM

Originally posted by ZoeB

hmmm. What should i make for dinner?

Meatloaf.

Ask Bob about his.

Racer X 69 · 02-23-2017, 09:50 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Smoked a meatloaf yesterday.
Inside there's diced bacon, jalapeno peppers, dill pickle, and onions.

Mmmm . . . . meatloaf surprise!

You know that cheese added to the inside can make it even better.

Mmmmmm . . . . . . .cheesy meatloaf surprise!

Tasty!

ccc_ · 02-23-2017, 09:55 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Smoked a meatloaf yesterday.
Inside there's diced bacon, jalapeno peppers, dill pickle, and onions.

This morning's meatloaf, bacon, cheese, egg McBob.

a work mate marinated cheap beef roasts in pickle juice...surprisingly tasty

**BigMackCam** · 02-23-2017, 10:47 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

Close your windows or you'll hear me playing!

Linux users can continue as normal, though. As with viruses, Linux isn't routinely at risk from bagpipe music...

Rupert · 02-23-2017, 10:53 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Have fun!

Did I miss a mom update?
Hope she is home and doing well.

Sorry....yes, just talked with her...she came home a couple of days ago and was out eating steak at Outback Cafe yesterday

...so I guess she is feeling much better! Says she is tired and a little weak, but gaining strength fast. It was a closer call than I think she realized, but she is pretty damn tough!

Taxes....Can't say what I am thinking

....harder than ever, more questions, more forms, more headache. We always hear various politicians say "I'm gonna make them easy to do on a postcard".....yeah right!

When hell freezes over.

Regards!

---------- Post added 02-23-17 at 11:56 AM ----------

Originally posted by bertwert

Close your windows or you'll hear me playing!

Yep, I'm yelling in the "F" key myself.

02-22-2017, 08:36 PM	#33362
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Well, I will restate my wing position...and I have eaten wings all over the place. If you finish your wings and there is ANY meat left on them, they don't compare to KFC wings, where the tenderness is such that all meat falls of in your mouth...even if you have no teeth. If part of your wing enjoyment is working the wings like a dog with a bone, you won't enjoy KFC wings...there is no work involved. I am not even a KFC fan, the service is horrible, the prices are too high, and their fried chicken is 2nd rate, at best. But their original recipe wings are shipped directly from heaven! Regards! Last edited by Rupert; 02-22-2017 at 10:34 PM.

02-23-2017, 10:53 AM - 1 Like	#33375
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl Have fun! Did I miss a mom update? Hope she is home and doing well. Sorry....yes, just talked with her...she came home a couple of days ago and was out eating steak at Outback Cafe yesterday...so I guess she is feeling much better! Says she is tired and a little weak, but gaining strength fast. It was a closer call than I think she realized, but she is pretty damn tough! Taxes....Can't say what I am thinking....harder than ever, more questions, more forms, more headache. We always hear various politicians say "I'm gonna make them easy to do on a postcard".....yeah right! When hell freezes over. Regards! ---------- Post added 02-23-17 at 11:56 AM ---------- Originally posted by bertwert Close your windows or you'll hear me playing! Yep, I'm yelling in the "F" key myself.

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02-22-2017, 08:34 PM	#33361
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by robtcorl I've tried to get the recipe from the waitresses with no luck. Probably something real simple. The best ones usually are.

02-22-2017, 09:40 PM	#33363
ccc_ Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,400	Originally posted by Rupert Well, I will restate my wing position...and I have eaten wings all over the place. If you finish your wings and there is ANY met left on them, they don't compare to KFC wings, where the tenderness is such that all meat falls of in your mouth...even if you have no teeth. If part of your wing enjoyment is working the wings like a dog with a bone, you won't enjoy KFC wings...there is no work involved. I am not even a KFC fan, the service is horrible, the prices are too high, and their fried chicken is 2nd rate, at best. But their original recipe wings are shipped directly from heaven! Regards! the secret is/was pressure cooking/frying I have no idea how they do it now but at least in the middle 80's there were large pressure cookers in the kitchens

02-22-2017, 10:41 PM	#33364
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by ccc_ I have no idea how they do it now but at least in the middle 80's there were large pressure cookers in the kitchens That is still the secret. Ultra tender and all the flavors stay in. Like a slow cooker, but very fast cooking time. Most Wing Joints use speed frying, and the result is a tough wing. The sauce is not "cooked in" when you fry, but the seasoning is when you pressure cook. Hey, if you go for the "hooters" I got no problem with that! The "hooters" at KFC are not anything to admire...in fact, they can even ruin a good wing meal if you get a glance at them.....My last visit to KFC involved a 200+ pound order taker that was hard to understand because she had no teeth and was around 80 years old...but I was there for the wings! Regards!

02-23-2017, 12:07 AM	#33365
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	OK Jim. I would go to the KFC, but they don't serve beer. How can I enjoy some wings without beer? Beer makes the world go 'round. Alongside bacon.

02-23-2017, 07:57 AM - 1 Like	#33366
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Smoked a meatloaf yesterday. Inside there's diced bacon, jalapeno peppers, dill pickle, and onions. This morning's meatloaf, bacon, cheese, egg McBob.

02-23-2017, 08:09 AM	#33367
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl Smoked a meatloaf yesterday. Inside there's diced bacon, jalapeno peppers, dill pickle, and onions. Originally posted by robtcorl This morning's meatloaf, bacon, cheese, egg McBob. That is just plain sinful! Sure wish you lived closer..... Tax day today, I won't be around much, but open your windows and you can hear me cussing! Regards!

02-23-2017, 08:15 AM	#33368
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Rupert Tax day today, I won't be around much Have fun! Did I miss a mom update? Hope she is home and doing well.

02-23-2017, 08:28 AM	#33369
ZoeB Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tromsø, Norway Posts: 886	hmmm. What should i make for dinner?

02-23-2017, 09:14 AM - 2 Likes	#33370
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by Rupert but open your windows and you can hear me cussing! Close your windows or you'll hear me playing!

02-23-2017, 09:48 AM	#33371
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by ZoeB hmmm. What should i make for dinner? Meatloaf. Ask Bob about his.

02-23-2017, 09:50 AM	#33372
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by robtcorl Smoked a meatloaf yesterday. Inside there's diced bacon, jalapeno peppers, dill pickle, and onions. Mmmm . . . . meatloaf surprise! You know that cheese added to the inside can make it even better. Mmmmmm . . . . . . .cheesy meatloaf surprise! Tasty!

02-23-2017, 09:55 AM	#33373
ccc_ Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,400	Originally posted by robtcorl Smoked a meatloaf yesterday. Inside there's diced bacon, jalapeno peppers, dill pickle, and onions. This morning's meatloaf, bacon, cheese, egg McBob. a work mate marinated cheap beef roasts in pickle juice...surprisingly tasty

02-23-2017, 10:47 AM - 3 Likes	#33374
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,674	Originally posted by bertwert Close your windows or you'll hear me playing! Linux users can continue as normal, though. As with viruses, Linux isn't routinely at risk from bagpipe music...