why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

bertwert · 03-03-2017, 09:13 AM - **1 Like**

Haven't seen much of this recently...

robtcorl · 03-03-2017, 09:39 AM

Originally posted by bertwert

Haven't seen much of this recently...

Started to say what that looks like, thought better of it.

ccc_ · 03-03-2017, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by bertwert

Haven't seen much of this recently...

I can't quite put my finger on it (frankly, i'm afraid to)

what is that?

---------- Post added 03-03-17 at 10:56 AM ----------

I was eating my yogurt and oatmeal thinking about foods (as usual) that we have eaten

as a kid we spend part of each summer on different relatives' farms or ranches

my favorite uncle kept cow ponies
in the barn was a wagon full of oats
damn but I loved those little nuggets of flavor

we got back from irrigating very late
so while my uncle and his boys were putting stuff away I went in the barn to begin milking
I pulled the string on the lone light

holy crap!

rats came out of that wagon like a furry flood

I was pretty shaken and started to back out when I bumped into my uncle
he was grinning and said..."i told you the oats were for the horses"

Racer X 69 · 03-03-2017, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Never seen a huckleberry?

Had a bad case of dingleberries a while back, and they were no treat!

Huckleberries.

Racer X 69 · 03-03-2017, 10:52 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Started to say what that looks like, thought better of it.

Originally posted by ccc_

I can't quite put my finger on it (frankly, i'm afraid to)

what is that?

Looks like a couple of potatoes, creamed rice, and some cod topped with BACON!

Carry on.

Parallax · 03-03-2017, 10:52 AM

Originally posted by bertwert

Haven't seen much of this recently...

Tripe?

Rupert · 03-03-2017, 11:18 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Huckleberries.

So you are trying to trick me to post a shot of my dingleberries?

Just use your imagination Bert! Even Otis said No! No!

on posting that shot!

Just got some fender flares for my old 2000 Ram truck.....been looking for them for years and they were not found for my year truck. Found a set on E-bay and they came in better quality than I expected.

Before

After

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Truck is in good shape, new headliner, seats, radiator, tires, full tune-up, and a fresh tank of gas! I can spend a lot of cash on it and still be ahead of buying a new one! For sure since I have that duplicate of Mrs Rupert's debit card!

You like it better before or after the fender flares?

Regards!

ccc_ · 03-03-2017, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Looks like a couple of potatoes, creamed rice, and some cod topped with BACON!

Carry on.

I was hoping so but the image name says lutesfisk
i'd not seen a chunk o' stuff before

the café I mentioned earlier served fried cod, mashed potatoes, peas and white cream gravy through lent....mmmm!

ccc_ · 03-03-2017, 11:28 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

...my dingleberries...

I realize that there is an amazing variance in spoken English
however where I come from this is the cure for dingleberries...

robtcorl · 03-03-2017, 11:33 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

You like it better before or after the fender flares?

After, looks super sharp now!

**BigMackCam** · 03-03-2017, 11:47 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

After, looks super sharp now!

It does, indeed, look great.

And like other quality styling modifications, it makes the vehicle both faster and tougher

ccc_ · 03-03-2017, 12:00 PM

dodges are good looking trucks anyway but the flares are nice!

if you lived where salt was one the main ingredients for driving you'd find they actually offer pretty fair protection

bertwert · 03-03-2017, 12:08 PM - **1 Like**

Lutefisk you fools!

robtcorl · 03-03-2017, 12:17 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

you fools!

Watch it buddy, we'll poke holes in your bag.

Racer X 69 · 03-03-2017, 12:48 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

You like it better before or after the fender flares?

Now it needs wider tires.

03-03-2017, 11:18 AM	#33697
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Huckleberries. So you are trying to trick me to post a shot of my dingleberries? Just use your imagination Bert! Even Otis said No! No! on posting that shot! Just got some fender flares for my old 2000 Ram truck.....been looking for them for years and they were not found for my year truck. Found a set on E-bay and they came in better quality than I expected. Before After Truck is in good shape, new headliner, seats, radiator, tires, full tune-up, and a fresh tank of gas! I can spend a lot of cash on it and still be ahead of buying a new one! For sure since I have that duplicate of Mrs Rupert's debit card! You like it better before or after the fender flares? Regards!

03-03-2017, 11:28 AM - 1 Like	#33699
ccc_ Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,400	Originally posted by Rupert ...my dingleberries... I realize that there is an amazing variance in spoken English however where I come from this is the cure for dingleberries... Attached Images

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03-03-2017, 09:13 AM - 1 Like	#33691
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Haven't seen much of this recently...

03-03-2017, 09:39 AM	#33692
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by bertwert Haven't seen much of this recently... Started to say what that looks like, thought better of it.

03-03-2017, 09:47 AM	#33693
ccc_ Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,400	Originally posted by bertwert Haven't seen much of this recently... I can't quite put my finger on it (frankly, i'm afraid to) what is that? ---------- Post added 03-03-17 at 10:56 AM ---------- I was eating my yogurt and oatmeal thinking about foods (as usual) that we have eaten as a kid we spend part of each summer on different relatives' farms or ranches my favorite uncle kept cow ponies in the barn was a wagon full of oats damn but I loved those little nuggets of flavor we got back from irrigating very late so while my uncle and his boys were putting stuff away I went in the barn to begin milking I pulled the string on the lone light holy crap! rats came out of that wagon like a furry flood I was pretty shaken and started to back out when I bumped into my uncle he was grinning and said..."i told you the oats were for the horses"

03-03-2017, 10:41 AM	#33694
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Rupert Never seen a huckleberry? Had a bad case of dingleberries a while back, and they were no treat! Huckleberries.

03-03-2017, 10:52 AM - 1 Like	#33695
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by robtcorl Started to say what that looks like, thought better of it. Originally posted by ccc_ I can't quite put my finger on it (frankly, i'm afraid to) what is that? Looks like a couple of potatoes, creamed rice, and some cod topped with BACON! Carry on.

03-03-2017, 10:52 AM	#33696
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by bertwert Haven't seen much of this recently... Tripe?

03-03-2017, 11:26 AM	#33698
ccc_ Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,400	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Looks like a couple of potatoes, creamed rice, and some cod topped with BACON! Carry on. I was hoping so but the image name says lutesfisk i'd not seen a chunk o' stuff before the café I mentioned earlier served fried cod, mashed potatoes, peas and white cream gravy through lent....mmmm!

03-03-2017, 11:33 AM	#33700
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Rupert You like it better before or after the fender flares? After, looks super sharp now!

03-03-2017, 11:47 AM	#33701
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,673	Originally posted by robtcorl After, looks super sharp now! It does, indeed, look great. And like other quality styling modifications, it makes the vehicle both faster and tougher

03-03-2017, 12:00 PM	#33702
ccc_ Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,400	dodges are good looking trucks anyway but the flares are nice! if you lived where salt was one the main ingredients for driving you'd find they actually offer pretty fair protection

03-03-2017, 12:08 PM - 1 Like	#33703
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Lutefisk you fools!

03-03-2017, 12:17 PM - 2 Likes	#33704
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by bertwert you fools! Watch it buddy, we'll poke holes in your bag.

03-03-2017, 12:48 PM	#33705
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Rupert You like it better before or after the fender flares? Now it needs wider tires.