why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Racer X 69 · 03-05-2017, 09:02 PM

Originally posted by bertwert

Actually... both can be 100 decibels to 120 decibels.

bertwert · 03-05-2017, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by tim60

Bacon in the sky. Bert has done it.

Sorry what...?

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

400% ? Spare my ears...

It's a great tune performed by SFU, other instruments than just bagpipes as well.

bertwert · 03-05-2017, 09:04 PM

I got a pair of these...

ETY earplugs I think...

bertwert · 03-05-2017, 09:09 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Few things sound as good as a Husqvarna on a Sunday morning.

One word.

Stihl.

One picture...

tim60 · 03-05-2017, 09:10 PM

Originally posted by bertwert

Yep.

Amazing! Bird Sounds From The Lyre Bird - David Attenborough - BBC Wildlife - YouTube

I find David Attenborough voice annoying. The is a journalist on the local radio who imitates the style. Her voice is irritating.

Racer X 69 · 03-05-2017, 09:13 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Few things sound as good as a Husqvarna on a Sunday morning.

Originally posted by bertwert

Bagpipes do...

Originally posted by robtcorl

No no, bacon frying do.

That's right Bob.

Bacon sizzling is like music. In fact, here is 4 hours of the aromatic goodness and aural delight that we all know and love.

You Tube

BACON!

Keeps the livE hociR away.

tim60 · 03-05-2017, 09:13 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

Sorry what...?

It's a great tune performed by SFU, other instruments than just bagpipes as well.

The sky looked like bacon.

bertwert · 03-05-2017, 09:14 PM

Originally posted by tim60

find David Attenborough voice annoying.

I don't mind it too much. He did Planet Earth, is that right?

bertwert · 03-05-2017, 09:17 PM

Originally posted by tim60

The sky looked like bacon.

I see... not really.

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Bacon sizzling is like music. In fact, here is 4 hours of the aromatic goodness and aural delight that we all know and love.

Well then.
Here's 10 hours of constant bagpipe music... what's ~~worse~~ better is that it's the same tune repeated and repeated!

You Tube

Racer X 69 · 03-05-2017, 09:23 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

What's the difference between a bagpipe and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw!

You can tune a piano.

But.

You can't tuna fish.

Racer X 69 · 03-05-2017, 09:40 PM

Originally posted by bertwert

Yep.

Amazing! Bird Sounds From The Lyre Bird - David Attenborough - BBC Wildlife - YouTube

That's awesome Bert!

Gets Racer's Award for Post Of The Day.

Good job.

Racer X 69 · 03-05-2017, 09:42 PM

Some of you from Europe and Britain will recognize this little gem of a car.

You Tube

Of course my Hoonigan pal Ken Block has massaged it a bit.

Racer X 69 · 03-05-2017, 09:47 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Found one that does sound like bag-pipes, leave it to some Finn...

Husqvarna hot saw - YouTube

Look!

He's making Finnish Frisbees.

Racer X 69 · 03-05-2017, 09:49 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

I actually like the sound of the pipe in this one.
Husqvarna 390XP - Ported - Piped - 2-Piece Head - YouTube

This one makes a unique sound. I'm just wondering why anyone would think a chainsaw chain spinning at 192,000 rpm is a good thing. When it breaks (not a question of if) it will be moving at a pretty good clip.

Bet it would do some damage.

You Tube

Racer X 69 · 03-05-2017, 09:56 PM - **1 Like**

OK.

One more.

A 'comparison'.

You Tube

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03-05-2017, 09:02 PM	#33826
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by bertwert Actually... both can be 100 decibels to 120 decibels.

03-05-2017, 09:03 PM	#33827
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by tim60 Bacon in the sky. Bert has done it. Sorry what...? Originally posted by Ex Finn. 400% ? Spare my ears... It's a great tune performed by SFU, other instruments than just bagpipes as well.

03-05-2017, 09:04 PM	#33828
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	I got a pair of these... ETY earplugs I think...

03-05-2017, 09:09 PM - 1 Like	#33829
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Originally posted by MarkJerling Few things sound as good as a Husqvarna on a Sunday morning. One word. Stihl. One picture...

03-05-2017, 09:10 PM	#33830
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,745	Originally posted by bertwert Yep. Amazing! Bird Sounds From The Lyre Bird - David Attenborough - BBC Wildlife - YouTube I find David Attenborough voice annoying. The is a journalist on the local radio who imitates the style. Her voice is irritating.

03-05-2017, 09:13 PM - 1 Like	#33832
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,745	Originally posted by bertwert Sorry what...? It's a great tune performed by SFU, other instruments than just bagpipes as well. The sky looked like bacon.

03-05-2017, 09:14 PM	#33833
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by tim60 find David Attenborough voice annoying. I don't mind it too much. He did Planet Earth, is that right?

03-05-2017, 09:23 PM - 1 Like	#33835
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by bertwert What's the difference between a bagpipe and a chainsaw? You can tune a chainsaw! You can tune a piano. But. You can't tuna fish.

03-05-2017, 09:40 PM	#33836
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by bertwert Yep. Amazing! Bird Sounds From The Lyre Bird - David Attenborough - BBC Wildlife - YouTube That's awesome Bert! Gets Racer's Award for Post Of The Day. Good job.

03-05-2017, 09:47 PM - 1 Like	#33838
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Found one that does sound like bag-pipes, leave it to some Finn... Husqvarna hot saw - YouTube Look! He's making Finnish Frisbees.