Originally posted by WPRESTO I fear that a squirrel-sized bagpipe bade from a swim bladder might sound more like a kazoo. Imagine a marching band of kazoo players, forty strong.
you know you may have something !
imagine a bagpipe hater traumatized by a seemingly endless parade of kazoo players marching up and back in front of his newly trashed domicile
with all the litter and sore feet likely all he might do is bang impotently on his office window
I suspect even he might see the error of his way if only by means of comparison
pipes...kazoos kazoos...pipes
it might well drive him mad
i'll have one my minions contact Otis
I understand that young Rupert has been somewhat negligent in providing an adequate flow of "sap"
rumor has it that Otis has been looking for some leverage to facilitate a more efficient provision delivery system
now if you can assemble forty or so squirrel-sized kazoos and ship them to Otis (I believe you have his address)
the attitude modification regime might just flow there
well, here's hoping!