why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Parallax · 01-16-2014, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

That is so long it made me go to sleeeeep. Please refrain from posting factual nonsense in the future.

Sorry..... I'm so embarrassed.

**Ex Finn.** · 01-16-2014, 07:14 PM

Originally posted by THoog

Actually, I have a theory about that - astronomers are saying that 84.5% of the matter in the universe is un-observable "dark matter" - I think it's just regular matter that someone covered up with black tape because they didn't like the logo.

Didn't they call it UN-obtainium or something similar. I believe is was based on moon-cheese

**Ex Finn.** · 01-16-2014, 07:16 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Sorry..... I'm so embarrassed.

It`s OK. There surely is a support group somewhere, that can help

**jac** · 01-16-2014, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

It`s OK. There surely is a support group somewhere, that can help

But not here. But somewhere. Try Tokyo. If it doesn't work out, you won't have time to worry 'cause Tokyo is doomed.

**Ex Finn.** · 01-16-2014, 07:52 PM

Originally posted by jac

But not here. But somewhere. Try Tokyo. If it doesn't work out, you won't have time to worry 'cause Tokyo is doomed.

Goes without saying, we are too busy worrying about the Dr. and the K3 disrupting the gravitational balance. That`s where the (duck) tape comes in

.

dansamy · 01-16-2014, 07:55 PM

My tool box consists of duck tape, a hammer & a can of wd40.

**Ex Finn.** · 01-16-2014, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by dansamy

My tool box consists of duck tape, a hammer & a can of wd40.

Excellent, the hammer could be an over-kill however.

"Engineering flowchart – WD40 or Duct Tape".
Cyclelicious

Parallax · 01-16-2014, 08:10 PM

Originally posted by dansamy

My tool box consists of duck tape, a hammer & a can of wd40.

which brings me to one of my basic tennets of life: There are no problems in life that cannot be resolved with enough money, duck tape, or a big enough hammer.

Racer X 69 · 01-16-2014, 08:13 PM

Originally posted by dansamy

My tool box consists of duck tape, a hammer & a can of wd40.

That's right. What else would a guy need?

And to quote a certain someone, "If it ain't broke it can probably still be fixed!"

Oh yeah.

Racer X 69 · 01-16-2014, 08:17 PM

Originally posted by waterfall

Because we have them or because of what Exes do? Or did? I have an ex. Lovely woman. Have not seen her for about thirty years. Still would like to see her. Go figure.

Maybe I cannot buy a K3 until my first true love calls me.

Her phone number is: oh, never mind.

If I never see my ex wife again it will be too soon.

Racer X 69 · 01-16-2014, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

OMG, I dropped the "FF" bomb & cheese together ... oops

That's OK. Just wash your mouth out with soap and say 3 Hail Mary's.

**Ex Finn.** · 01-16-2014, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

That's OK. Just wash your mouth out with soap and say 3 Hail Mary's.

That`s getting little old. Now days the soap should be substituted with WD-40

Racer X 69 · 01-16-2014, 08:29 PM

Originally posted by jac

But not here. But somewhere. Try Tokyo. If it doesn't work out, you won't have time to worry 'cause Tokyo is doomed.

Originally posted by stevebrot

Protuberance and Blackadder on the same page!

Tokyo is doomed!!!

Steve

Originally posted by waterfall

Edit previous: Tokyo is doomed. Camera fascination will be replaced by volcano fascination. Godzilla will arise, and the FF option will be lost.

As I said:

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Too late.

Racer X 69 · 01-16-2014, 08:30 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

That`s getting little old. Now days the soap should be substituted with WD-40

OK!

Probably has nutritional value too, seeing as it is made with fish oil.

**Ex Finn.** · 01-16-2014, 08:35 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

OK!

Probably has nutritional value too, seeing as it is made with fish oil.

I am not the one to try, but how bad can it be for you

01-16-2014, 07:52 PM	#3440
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by jac But not here. But somewhere. Try Tokyo. If it doesn't work out, you won't have time to worry 'cause Tokyo is doomed. Goes without saying, we are too busy worrying about the Dr. and the K3 disrupting the gravitational balance. That`s where the (duck) tape comes in.

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01-16-2014, 07:14 PM	#3436
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Ex Finn. That is so long it made me go to sleeeeep. Please refrain from posting factual nonsense in the future. Sorry..... I'm so embarrassed.

01-16-2014, 07:14 PM	#3437
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by THoog Actually, I have a theory about that - astronomers are saying that 84.5% of the matter in the universe is un-observable "dark matter" - I think it's just regular matter that someone covered up with black tape because they didn't like the logo. Didn't they call it UN-obtainium or something similar. I believe is was based on moon-cheese

01-16-2014, 07:16 PM	#3438
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Parallax Sorry..... I'm so embarrassed. It`s OK. There surely is a support group somewhere, that can help

01-16-2014, 07:43 PM	#3439
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by Ex Finn. It`s OK. There surely is a support group somewhere, that can help But not here. But somewhere. Try Tokyo. If it doesn't work out, you won't have time to worry 'cause Tokyo is doomed.

01-16-2014, 07:55 PM	#3441
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	My tool box consists of duck tape, a hammer & a can of wd40.

01-16-2014, 08:01 PM	#3442
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by dansamy My tool box consists of duck tape, a hammer & a can of wd40. Excellent, the hammer could be an over-kill however. "Engineering flowchart – WD40 or Duct Tape". Cyclelicious

01-16-2014, 08:10 PM	#3443
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by dansamy My tool box consists of duck tape, a hammer & a can of wd40. which brings me to one of my basic tennets of life: There are no problems in life that cannot be resolved with enough money, duck tape, or a big enough hammer.

01-16-2014, 08:13 PM	#3444
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by dansamy My tool box consists of duck tape, a hammer & a can of wd40. That's right. What else would a guy need? And to quote a certain someone, "If it ain't broke it can probably still be fixed!" Oh yeah.

01-16-2014, 08:17 PM	#3445
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by waterfall Because we have them or because of what Exes do? Or did? I have an ex. Lovely woman. Have not seen her for about thirty years. Still would like to see her. Go figure. Maybe I cannot buy a K3 until my first true love calls me. Her phone number is: oh, never mind. If I never see my ex wife again it will be too soon.

01-16-2014, 08:20 PM	#3446
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers OMG, I dropped the "FF" bomb & cheese together ... oops That's OK. Just wash your mouth out with soap and say 3 Hail Mary's.

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01-16-2014, 08:27 PM	#3447
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Racer X 69 That's OK. Just wash your mouth out with soap and say 3 Hail Mary's. That`s getting little old. Now days the soap should be substituted with WD-40

01-16-2014, 08:29 PM	#3448
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by jac But not here. But somewhere. Try Tokyo. If it doesn't work out, you won't have time to worry 'cause Tokyo is doomed. Originally posted by stevebrot Protuberance and Blackadder on the same page! Tokyo is doomed!!! Steve Originally posted by waterfall Edit previous: Tokyo is doomed. Camera fascination will be replaced by volcano fascination. Godzilla will arise, and the FF option will be lost. As I said: Originally posted by Racer X 69 Too late.

01-16-2014, 08:30 PM	#3449
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by Ex Finn. That`s getting little old. Now days the soap should be substituted with WD-40 OK! Probably has nutritional value too, seeing as it is made with fish oil.

01-16-2014, 08:35 PM	#3450
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Racer X 69 OK! Probably has nutritional value too, seeing as it is made with fish oil. I am not the one to try, but how bad can it be for you