why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Racer X 69 · 03-31-2017, 09:44 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

Still, that's pretty sweet, but I'm not giving my bank info out.

I don't use a bank. I stuff my cash in the mattress. Which presents a bit of a quandary.

Because I have a waterbed.

bertwert · 03-31-2017, 09:44 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

you betcha!

Originally posted by rod_grant

yo betcha!

Originally posted by Racer X 69

y betcha!

betcha!

bertwert · 03-31-2017, 09:49 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I don't use a bank. I stuff my cash in the mattress. Which presents a bit of a quandary.

Because I have a waterbed.

CDN money is waterproof...

You Tube

Racer X 69 · 03-31-2017, 09:52 AM

Originally posted by bertwert

CDN money is waterproof...
Canada's New Polymer Bank Notes?Made to Last - YouTube

Who spreads preserves on a bank note?

bertwert · 03-31-2017, 10:01 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Who spreads preserves on a bank note?

Well.... I ran out of bread... it was a bit painful coming out the other end... you know paper cuts and all... the bank note was fine

VoiceOfReason · 03-31-2017, 10:05 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I don't use a bank. I stuff my cash in the mattress. Which presents a bit of a quandary.

Because I have a waterbed.

Well, I can see that might be a problem unless you're using change. Then I hope you're on a thick concrete slab.

Racer X 69 · 03-31-2017, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

Well, I can see that might be a problem unless you're using change. Then I hope you're on a thick concrete slab.

Change?

You can tell the sound of a poor man by the jingle of the change in his pockets.

bertwert · 03-31-2017, 10:12 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

You can tell the sound of a poor man by the jingle of the change in his pockets.

What if it's a jingle from his key ring? For the many expensive cars he owns?

robtcorl · 03-31-2017, 10:16 AM

Originally posted by bertwert

What if it's a jingle from his key ring? For the many expensive cars he owns?

Bagpipe school out for the day?

bertwert · 03-31-2017, 10:21 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Bagpipe school out for the day?

Nah... that's 24/7.
Actually in the middle of memorizing a tune right now:

You Tube

robtcorl · 03-31-2017, 10:24 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

Actually in the middle of memorizing a tune right now:

Just so you know, I haven't clicked on any of that noise you post.

robtcorl · 03-31-2017, 10:31 AM

A local grocery chain is promoting its new delivery service with $20 off and free delivery for first time users, I'm tempted.
Minimum order is $35, so that could be $35 worth of bacon for $15.

tim60 · 03-31-2017, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

A local grocery chain is promoting its new delivery service with $20 off and free delivery for first time users, I'm tempted.
Minimum order is $35, so that could be $35 worth of bacon for $15.

That's better than half price, and they bring it to you as a bonus.

MarkJerling · 03-31-2017, 01:41 PM

Originally posted by bertwert

CDN money is waterproof...
Canada's New Polymer Bank Notes?Made to Last - YouTube

I wonder if Canada's and ours are made in the same factory? Ours have similar security features and are made from the same stuff.

bertwert · 03-31-2017, 02:33 PM

Well I just went up the road to a neighbor's house and stood outside playing the bagpipes for 20 minutes.

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03-31-2017, 09:44 AM - 1 Like	#34816
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason Still, that's pretty sweet, but I'm not giving my bank info out. I don't use a bank. I stuff my cash in the mattress. Which presents a bit of a quandary. Because I have a waterbed.

03-31-2017, 09:44 AM - 1 Like	#34817
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Originally posted by robtcorl you betcha! Originally posted by rod_grant yo betcha! Originally posted by Racer X 69 y betcha! betcha!

03-31-2017, 09:52 AM	#34819
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by bertwert CDN money is waterproof... Canada's New Polymer Bank Notes?Made to Last - YouTube Who spreads preserves on a bank note?

03-31-2017, 10:01 AM - 1 Like	#34820
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Who spreads preserves on a bank note? Well.... I ran out of bread... it was a bit painful coming out the other end... you know paper cuts and all... the bank note was fine

03-31-2017, 10:05 AM - 1 Like	#34821
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by Racer X 69 I don't use a bank. I stuff my cash in the mattress. Which presents a bit of a quandary. Because I have a waterbed. Well, I can see that might be a problem unless you're using change. Then I hope you're on a thick concrete slab.

03-31-2017, 10:11 AM	#34822
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason Well, I can see that might be a problem unless you're using change. Then I hope you're on a thick concrete slab. Change? You can tell the sound of a poor man by the jingle of the change in his pockets.

03-31-2017, 10:12 AM	#34823
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Originally posted by Racer X 69 You can tell the sound of a poor man by the jingle of the change in his pockets. What if it's a jingle from his key ring? For the many expensive cars he owns?

03-31-2017, 10:16 AM	#34824
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by bertwert What if it's a jingle from his key ring? For the many expensive cars he owns? Bagpipe school out for the day?

03-31-2017, 10:24 AM - 2 Likes	#34826
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by bertwert Actually in the middle of memorizing a tune right now: Just so you know, I haven't clicked on any of that noise you post.

03-31-2017, 10:31 AM	#34827
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	A local grocery chain is promoting its new delivery service with $20 off and free delivery for first time users, I'm tempted. Minimum order is $35, so that could be $35 worth of bacon for $15.

03-31-2017, 12:16 PM	#34828
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,756	Originally posted by robtcorl A local grocery chain is promoting its new delivery service with $20 off and free delivery for first time users, I'm tempted. Minimum order is $35, so that could be $35 worth of bacon for $15. That's better than half price, and they bring it to you as a bonus.

03-31-2017, 01:41 PM	#34829
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,421	Originally posted by bertwert CDN money is waterproof... Canada's New Polymer Bank Notes?Made to Last - YouTube I wonder if Canada's and ours are made in the same factory? Ours have similar security features and are made from the same stuff.

03-31-2017, 02:33 PM	#34830
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Well I just went up the road to a neighbor's house and stood outside playing the bagpipes for 20 minutes.