why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

MarkJerling · 04-03-2017, 10:04 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

That's right.

So profound it has to be acknowledged again.

One more time for posterity.

I was going to comment but then I watched Rupert's post - the beach volleyball video, and realised that baseball and basketball and cricket are not nearly as entertaining as beach volleyball.

Racer X 69 · 04-03-2017, 10:26 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

I was going to comment but then I watched Rupert's post - the beach volleyball video, and realised that baseball and basketball and cricket are not nearly as entertaining as beach volleyball.

Something about scantily clad skinny lesbians wrangling in the sand over a ball kinda draws out the animal in some folks.

Racer X 69 · 04-03-2017, 10:27 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

The Mariners are a USA team, I'm sure you meant Blue Jays, eh.

Well, ya got me there, eh?

Go Jays, eh?

Racer X 69 · 04-03-2017, 10:31 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

Otis says he could get used to that......

Sheyla Gomez - Womens Beach Volleyball Goddess from Canary Islands - YouTube

Regards!

So do they do anything besides hug each other and jump up and down? I thought volleyball was a ball game where two teams smack a ball back and forth over a net, eh?

**savoche** · 04-03-2017, 10:44 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

When did the conversation turn to basketball? Basketball has no comparison to baseball.

There's a difference?

It's the one with hoops, sticks, and silly gloves, isn't it?

(...or it might be that auto "correct" helped me out a bit

)

Unregistered User 8 · 04-03-2017, 10:44 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Parallax

Okay, I have been known to watch beach volleyball on occasion.

Men's or women's Jim.

............................... ( sorry buddy !!

)

Racer X 69 · 04-03-2017, 10:45 PM

Originally posted by tim60

Some bowlers in cricket bowl at 100mph, and they are allowed to bowl in the general direction of the batsman, who if not good enough to hit the ball, or to dodge it, gets hit, and the rules leave it at that - the batsman hurts, and must face the next ball, unlike baseball where the batter gets a free quarter run and does not face the next ball.

Baseball is supposed to be a contest of athletic skill not a game of annihilation. The pitcher in baseball throws a ball in a manner that makes the batter think he is going to get hit.

But at the last moment the ball moves back into the strike zone.

Its called a curve ball.

Intimidate.

Don't kill.

It is only a game.

Racer X 69 · 04-03-2017, 10:51 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

There's a difference?

It's the one with hoops, sticks, and silly gloves, isn't it?

One of those. I don't really keep up on ball games.

Auto racing.

Now there is a sport.

**BigMackCam** · 04-03-2017, 10:52 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by pjv

Men's or women's Jim.

............................... ( sorry buddy !!

)

I'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that this is an LBGT-friendly forum.

It's OK, Jim.

MarkJerling · 04-04-2017, 03:22 AM - **2 Likes**

According to Racer it's a GT friendly thread. Certainly GT and GTO. Quite possibly GTI too!

Rupert · 04-04-2017, 05:28 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

So do they do anything besides hug each other and jump up and down?

Yep, but you won't find it on YouTube!

Regards!

Parallax · 04-04-2017, 05:41 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Something about scantily clad skinny lesbians wrangling in the sand over a ball kinda draws out the animal in some folks.

That strikes me as a very strange comment.
It would likely seem odd to the husbands of Krri Walsh-Jennings ans Misty May-Treanor.

Rupert · 04-04-2017, 06:21 AM

Some (few) people have a squirrel hating obsession. When they get over it, maybe someone will let me know. We have flowers and blooms by the billions, landscapes too plentiful to mention, birds and beasts galore, wonderful girly shots daily in several threads, but a single squirrel shot sets off a rage in the heart of a hater. Don't seem to mind it if the squirrel is giving out hundreds $$ in donations to other posters, but that is different?

Some people need to "work it out" or not. Someone can let me know.

Regards!

bertwert · 04-04-2017, 06:36 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

I was going to comment but then I watched Rupert's post - the beach volleyball video, and realised that baseball and basketball and cricket are not nearly as entertaining as beach volleyball.

You Tube

robtcorl · 04-04-2017, 07:21 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

Some (few) people have a squirrel hating obsession.

Hope they don't start hatin' on Weber grills.

Last night's Kettle Fried Chicken.
It's Shake 'n Bake, and I helped!

04-03-2017, 10:44 PM - 2 Likes	#34926
Unregistered User 8 Closed Account Join Date: Mar 2015 Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,694	Originally posted by Parallax Okay, I have been known to watch beach volleyball on occasion. Men's or women's Jim................................ ( sorry buddy !! )

04-03-2017, 10:52 PM - 3 Likes	#34929
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,695	Originally posted by pjv Men's or women's Jim................................ ( sorry buddy !! ) I'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that this is an LBGT-friendly forum. It's OK, Jim.

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04-03-2017, 10:04 PM	#34921
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,422	Originally posted by Racer X 69 That's right. So profound it has to be acknowledged again. One more time for posterity. I was going to comment but then I watched Rupert's post - the beach volleyball video, and realised that baseball and basketball and cricket are not nearly as entertaining as beach volleyball.

04-03-2017, 10:26 PM - 1 Like	#34922
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by MarkJerling I was going to comment but then I watched Rupert's post - the beach volleyball video, and realised that baseball and basketball and cricket are not nearly as entertaining as beach volleyball. Something about scantily clad skinny lesbians wrangling in the sand over a ball kinda draws out the animal in some folks.

04-03-2017, 10:27 PM - 1 Like	#34923
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by robtcorl The Mariners are a USA team, I'm sure you meant Blue Jays, eh. Well, ya got me there, eh? Go Jays, eh?

04-03-2017, 10:31 PM	#34924
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by Rupert Otis says he could get used to that...... Sheyla Gomez - Womens Beach Volleyball Goddess from Canary Islands - YouTube Regards! So do they do anything besides hug each other and jump up and down? I thought volleyball was a ball game where two teams smack a ball back and forth over a net, eh?

04-03-2017, 10:44 PM - 1 Like	#34925
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Racer X 69 When did the conversation turn to basketball? Basketball has no comparison to baseball. There's a difference? It's the one with hoops, sticks, and silly gloves, isn't it? (...or it might be that auto "correct" helped me out a bit )

04-03-2017, 10:45 PM	#34927
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by tim60 Some bowlers in cricket bowl at 100mph, and they are allowed to bowl in the general direction of the batsman, who if not good enough to hit the ball, or to dodge it, gets hit, and the rules leave it at that - the batsman hurts, and must face the next ball, unlike baseball where the batter gets a free quarter run and does not face the next ball. Baseball is supposed to be a contest of athletic skill not a game of annihilation. The pitcher in baseball throws a ball in a manner that makes the batter think he is going to get hit. But at the last moment the ball moves back into the strike zone. Its called a curve ball. Intimidate. Don't kill. It is only a game.

04-03-2017, 10:51 PM - 1 Like	#34928
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by savoche There's a difference? It's the one with hoops, sticks, and silly gloves, isn't it? One of those. I don't really keep up on ball games. Auto racing. Now there is a sport.

04-04-2017, 03:22 AM - 2 Likes	#34930
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,422	According to Racer it's a GT friendly thread. Certainly GT and GTO. Quite possibly GTI too!

04-04-2017, 05:28 AM - 1 Like	#34931
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Racer X 69 So do they do anything besides hug each other and jump up and down? Yep, but you won't find it on YouTube! Regards!

04-04-2017, 05:41 AM	#34932
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Something about scantily clad skinny lesbians wrangling in the sand over a ball kinda draws out the animal in some folks. That strikes me as a very strange comment. It would likely seem odd to the husbands of Krri Walsh-Jennings ans Misty May-Treanor.

04-04-2017, 06:21 AM	#34933
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Some (few) people have a squirrel hating obsession. When they get over it, maybe someone will let me know. We have flowers and blooms by the billions, landscapes too plentiful to mention, birds and beasts galore, wonderful girly shots daily in several threads, but a single squirrel shot sets off a rage in the heart of a hater. Don't seem to mind it if the squirrel is giving out hundreds $$ in donations to other posters, but that is different? Some people need to "work it out" or not. Someone can let me know. Regards!

04-04-2017, 07:21 AM - 1 Like	#34935
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Rupert Some (few) people have a squirrel hating obsession. Hope they don't start hatin' on Weber grills. Last night's Kettle Fried Chicken. It's Shake 'n Bake, and I helped!