why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Parallax · 05-11-2017, 05:41 PM - **1 Like**

Ummmmmmmmmmmm
Chocolate lutefisk.

Rupert · 05-11-2017, 07:36 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

Ummmmmmmmmmmm
Chocolate lutefisk.

We'll all go to bed drooling tonight!

MarkJerling · 05-11-2017, 07:48 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

We'll all go to bed drooling tonight!

Sounds like you'll need the leafblower too!

Racer X 69 · 05-11-2017, 08:07 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Anyone know how to get bacon, beer, and Velveeta stains out of a tablecloth?

Yep.

Get a new tablecloth.

And bacon.

tim60 · 05-11-2017, 08:58 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

Ummmmmmmmmmmm
Chocolate lutefisk.

Sounds like the new shape of Belgian seashell chocolates.

tim60 · 05-11-2017, 09:00 PM

All your congratulations for 36K make it seem you think I hit the 36K posts, not just 36K in this thread.

tim60 · 05-11-2017, 09:02 PM

And all the talk of curing. I am pretty happy with my current condition and feel no need of curing of anything.

bertwert · 05-12-2017, 08:12 AM

You Tube

robtcorl · 05-12-2017, 08:21 AM - **1 Like**

@bertwert
♫ Scottish Bagpipes - Highland Laddie ♫

Good to know you're ok Berty, thought maybe you were grounded for playing the pipes in the house again.

Rupert · 05-12-2017, 09:37 AM

We went 12 hours without a post here.....had me concerned that maybe everyone celebrated post #3600 by eating a little too much of that chocolate lutefish?
Being old and wiser, I kept my consumption to a minimum. It was hard, but not that hard!

Regards!

"Good lordy! Sap is flowing again his morning!"

"You guys come on up, there is plenty! Beats the hell out of chocolate lutefish!"

VoiceOfReason · 05-12-2017, 09:40 AM

Anyone know how to get rid of alarm birds, AKA whippoorwills? At 5:00 AM 3 of them fired up. One right outside one bedroom window, one outside another bedroom window, and another who somehow got on the roof. If they would only move it a couple hundred feet away from the house I think I'd be okay.

Parallax · 05-12-2017, 10:05 AM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

Anyone know how to get rid of alarm birds, AKA whippoorwills? At 5:00 AM 3 of them fired up. One right outside one bedroom window, one outside another bedroom window, and another who somehow got on the roof. If they would only move it a couple hundred feet away from the house I think I'd be okay.

Not much you can do. They're federally protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act.

VoiceOfReason · 05-12-2017, 10:32 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

Not much you can do. They're federally protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act.

I wish the 50 or so who live on my property would migrate a couple hundred yards out from my house.

**BigMackCam** · 05-12-2017, 10:56 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Anyone know how to get bacon, beer, and Velveeta stains out of a tablecloth?

Hmmm. The leaf-blower didn't work, then?

ccc_ · 05-12-2017, 10:56 AM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

Anyone know how to get rid of alarm birds, AKA whippoorwills? At 5:00 AM 3 of them fired up. One right outside one bedroom window, one outside another bedroom window, and another who somehow got on the roof. If they would only move it a couple hundred feet away from the house I think I'd be okay.

open the window and yell at them?

we moved our chorus of robins a hundred feet away by opening the window at 430 am and saying scram (well, maybe not that nice) for about a week this spring

whippoorwills are ground nesters...rake up the duff under the trees?

sometimes all you can do if make it inhospitable for them

see...big mack says use a leaf blower...brilliant

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05-11-2017, 05:41 PM - 1 Like	#36016
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Ummmmmmmmmmmm Chocolate lutefisk.

05-11-2017, 07:36 PM - 1 Like	#36017
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Parallax Ummmmmmmmmmmm Chocolate lutefisk. We'll all go to bed drooling tonight!

05-11-2017, 07:48 PM	#36018
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,422	Originally posted by Rupert We'll all go to bed drooling tonight! Sounds like you'll need the leafblower too!

05-11-2017, 08:07 PM - 2 Likes	#36019
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by robtcorl Anyone know how to get bacon, beer, and Velveeta stains out of a tablecloth? Yep. Get a new tablecloth. And bacon.

05-11-2017, 08:58 PM - 1 Like	#36020
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,756	Originally posted by Parallax Ummmmmmmmmmmm Chocolate lutefisk. Sounds like the new shape of Belgian seashell chocolates.

05-11-2017, 09:00 PM	#36021
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,756	All your congratulations for 36K make it seem you think I hit the 36K posts, not just 36K in this thread.

05-11-2017, 09:02 PM	#36022
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,756	And all the talk of curing. I am pretty happy with my current condition and feel no need of curing of anything.

05-12-2017, 08:21 AM - 1 Like	#36024
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	@bertwert ♫ Scottish Bagpipes - Highland Laddie ♫ Good to know you're ok Berty, thought maybe you were grounded for playing the pipes in the house again.

05-12-2017, 09:37 AM	#36025
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	We went 12 hours without a post here.....had me concerned that maybe everyone celebrated post #3600 by eating a little too much of that chocolate lutefish? Being old and wiser, I kept my consumption to a minimum. It was hard, but not that hard! Regards! "Good lordy! Sap is flowing again his morning!" "You guys come on up, there is plenty! Beats the hell out of chocolate lutefish!"

05-12-2017, 09:40 AM	#36026
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Anyone know how to get rid of alarm birds, AKA whippoorwills? At 5:00 AM 3 of them fired up. One right outside one bedroom window, one outside another bedroom window, and another who somehow got on the roof. If they would only move it a couple hundred feet away from the house I think I'd be okay.

05-12-2017, 10:05 AM	#36027
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason Anyone know how to get rid of alarm birds, AKA whippoorwills? At 5:00 AM 3 of them fired up. One right outside one bedroom window, one outside another bedroom window, and another who somehow got on the roof. If they would only move it a couple hundred feet away from the house I think I'd be okay. Not much you can do. They're federally protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act.

05-12-2017, 10:32 AM - 1 Like	#36028
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by Parallax Not much you can do. They're federally protected under the Migratory Bird Treaty Act. I wish the 50 or so who live on my property would migrate a couple hundred yards out from my house.

05-12-2017, 10:56 AM	#36029
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,695	Originally posted by robtcorl Anyone know how to get bacon, beer, and Velveeta stains out of a tablecloth? Hmmm. The leaf-blower didn't work, then?

05-12-2017, 10:56 AM	#36030
ccc_ Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,400	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason Anyone know how to get rid of alarm birds, AKA whippoorwills? At 5:00 AM 3 of them fired up. One right outside one bedroom window, one outside another bedroom window, and another who somehow got on the roof. If they would only move it a couple hundred feet away from the house I think I'd be okay. open the window and yell at them? we moved our chorus of robins a hundred feet away by opening the window at 430 am and saying scram (well, maybe not that nice) for about a week this spring whippoorwills are ground nesters...rake up the duff under the trees? sometimes all you can do if make it inhospitable for them see...big mack says use a leaf blower...brilliant