why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

robtcorl · 07-14-2017, 01:39 PM - **2 Likes**

Another one for Racer or Otis.

robtcorl · 07-14-2017, 01:42 PM - **4 Likes**

One for Racer or Parallax.

Racer X 69 · 07-15-2017, 12:27 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Fork dog cooker.

You just wanna be sure and use a brand new manure fork for that.

Doubt anyone would like the added flavor imparted by one that's been used much.

Racer X 69 · 07-15-2017, 12:33 AM

Don't let the children see this.

They'll be scarred for life.

Quote:

Santa Claus Arrested For Selling Cocaine In Florida

I knew that Santa Claus is closely associated with white powder, but I thought we were talking about snow, not booger sugar. Santa Claus is apparently a snow bird, spending the offseason living in sunny Florida under the alias Fidel Gonzalez Gutierrez, a cocaine selling fisherman who recently got arrested. So that’s why Rudolph has a red nose, and why Santa can make it to every house in the world in one night, he’s powered by cocaine.

Read All About It Here

Racer X 69 · 07-15-2017, 12:42 AM

This is as bad as all those dudes on street corners claiming to be Jesus.

Quote:

Santa Claus Arrested For DUI In Idaho

He was spotted by police on Thursday night driving the wrong direction on Syringa Avenue according to court records. An officer activated his lights and Claus pulled over near Polston Avenue and Albert Street. “It should be noted that the vehicle was still in the wrong lane of travel,” wrote the officer who pulled over Claus. Claus told police he was not from the area and was unfamiliar with the streets, according to court records.

Read All About It Here

At least he's getting closer to the North Pole.

**clackers** · 07-15-2017, 06:01 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Another one for Racer or Otis.

Would you baste Otis with a bourbon-based sauce?

ccc_ · 07-15-2017, 07:11 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

One for Racer or Parallax.

I did see one of these in the wild a couple of years ago...new Orleans, if I recall correctly

---------- Post added 07-15-17 at 07:18 AM ----------

Originally posted by clackers

Would you baste Otis with a bourbon-based sauce?

talking about basting Otis will merely provoke outrage in certain circles

but marinating tough cuts in bourbon and whatever you like, does seem to tenderize the meat
but I read an English game cook book that suggested you hang your bird until when lifted by the beak the bird fell to the ground

I would much prefer the bourbon method

robtcorl · 07-15-2017, 07:32 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by clackers

Would you baste Otis with a bourbon-based sauce?

Pretty sure Otis is pre-basted in beer and peanut butter.

**BigMackCam** · 07-15-2017, 07:38 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Pretty sure Otis is pre-basted in beer and peanut butter.

Aren't we all?

Racer X 69 · 07-15-2017, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Pretty sure Otis is pre-basted in beer and peanut butter.

Originally posted by BigMackCam

Aren't we all?

With bacon on the side.

tim60 · 07-15-2017, 10:05 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

This is as bad as all those dudes on street corners claiming to be Jesus.

Read All About It Here

At least he's getting closer to the North Pole.

What is this about Syringe St? What kind of local government immortalises an activity, by naming a street to memorialize the paraphenalia of an illegal activity, for which most deal out holidays in the government resort?

**savoche** · 07-15-2017, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

In case anyone cares.

That's about 25 posts per day.

Every day, until 10/10/2017.

Of course we care!

But why slow down?

Racer X 69 · 07-15-2017, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by savoche

But why slow down?

Slow down?

Racer?

Racer is always runnin' wide open.

You Tube

Rupert · 07-15-2017, 05:16 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by clackers

Would you baste Otis with a bourbon-based sauce?

Originally posted by ccc_

talking about basting Otis will merely provoke outrage in certain circles

Originally posted by robtcorl

Pretty sure Otis is pre-basted in beer and peanut butter.

From what I see outside my windows, in this oppressive heat and humidity Otis stays pretty much plastered. Bourbon will work, but his preference is ice cold beer. Peanut butter.......you can't ever go wrong there!

Fortunately we have a large Peanut Butter tree here.....very rare!

Regards!

Racer X 69 · 07-15-2017, 05:42 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

Fortunately we have a large Peanut Butter tree here.....very rare!

Chunky or smooth?

07-15-2017, 12:33 AM	#38464
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Note ~ Some Content At The Link May Be NSFW Don't let the children see this. They'll be scarred for life. Quote: Santa Claus Arrested For Selling Cocaine In Florida I knew that Santa Claus is closely associated with white powder, but I thought we were talking about snow, not booger sugar. Santa Claus is apparently a snow bird, spending the offseason living in sunny Florida under the alias Fidel Gonzalez Gutierrez, a cocaine selling fisherman who recently got arrested. So that’s why Rudolph has a red nose, and why Santa can make it to every house in the world in one night, he’s powered by cocaine. Read All About It Here

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07-15-2017, 12:27 AM	#38463
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by robtcorl Fork dog cooker. You just wanna be sure and use a brand new manure fork for that. Doubt anyone would like the added flavor imparted by one that's been used much.

07-15-2017, 12:42 AM	#38465
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	This is as bad as all those dudes on street corners claiming to be Jesus. Quote: Santa Claus Arrested For DUI In Idaho He was spotted by police on Thursday night driving the wrong direction on Syringa Avenue according to court records. An officer activated his lights and Claus pulled over near Polston Avenue and Albert Street. “It should be noted that the vehicle was still in the wrong lane of travel,” wrote the officer who pulled over Claus. Claus told police he was not from the area and was unfamiliar with the streets, according to court records. Read All About It Here At least he's getting closer to the North Pole.

07-15-2017, 06:01 AM - 2 Likes	#38466
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	Originally posted by robtcorl Another one for Racer or Otis. Would you baste Otis with a bourbon-based sauce?

07-15-2017, 07:11 AM	#38467
ccc_ Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,400	Originally posted by robtcorl One for Racer or Parallax. I did see one of these in the wild a couple of years ago...new Orleans, if I recall correctly ---------- Post added 07-15-17 at 07:18 AM ---------- Originally posted by clackers Would you baste Otis with a bourbon-based sauce? talking about basting Otis will merely provoke outrage in certain circles but marinating tough cuts in bourbon and whatever you like, does seem to tenderize the meat but I read an English game cook book that suggested you hang your bird until when lifted by the beak the bird fell to the ground I would much prefer the bourbon method

07-15-2017, 07:32 AM - 1 Like	#38468
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by clackers Would you baste Otis with a bourbon-based sauce? Pretty sure Otis is pre-basted in beer and peanut butter.

07-15-2017, 07:38 AM - 1 Like	#38469
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,695	Originally posted by robtcorl Pretty sure Otis is pre-basted in beer and peanut butter. Aren't we all?

07-15-2017, 09:21 AM	#38470
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by robtcorl Pretty sure Otis is pre-basted in beer and peanut butter. Originally posted by BigMackCam Aren't we all? With bacon on the side.

07-15-2017, 10:05 AM	#38471
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,756	Originally posted by Racer X 69 This is as bad as all those dudes on street corners claiming to be Jesus. Read All About It Here At least he's getting closer to the North Pole. What is this about Syringe St? What kind of local government immortalises an activity, by naming a street to memorialize the paraphenalia of an illegal activity, for which most deal out holidays in the government resort?

07-15-2017, 11:41 AM	#38472
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Racer X 69 In case anyone cares. That's about 25 posts per day. Every day, until 10/10/2017. Of course we care! But why slow down?

07-15-2017, 05:16 PM - 3 Likes	#38474
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by clackers Would you baste Otis with a bourbon-based sauce? Originally posted by ccc_ talking about basting Otis will merely provoke outrage in certain circles Originally posted by robtcorl Pretty sure Otis is pre-basted in beer and peanut butter. From what I see outside my windows, in this oppressive heat and humidity Otis stays pretty much plastered. Bourbon will work, but his preference is ice cold beer. Peanut butter.......you can't ever go wrong there! Fortunately we have a large Peanut Butter tree here.....very rare! Regards!

07-15-2017, 05:42 PM	#38475
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by Rupert Fortunately we have a large Peanut Butter tree here.....very rare! Chunky or smooth?