why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

tim60 · 08-06-2017, 07:47 PM

The guys over do not understand, it is soccer, to distinguish it from all the other versions of football.

Here, that would trigger a P&R type argument.

**savoche** · 08-07-2017, 02:03 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

This is my son (second from left in blue and red), just about to score a goal, this past Saturday.

You've been messing with the EXIF, haven't you

We all know a K-5 couldn't make a sharp image of anything that moves faster than a glacier - if that! I'm quite certain tectonic drift has ruined a number of shots for me.

MarkJerling · 08-07-2017, 03:31 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by savoche

You've been messing with the EXIF, haven't you

We all know a K-5 couldn't make a sharp image of anything that moves faster than a glacier - if that! I'm quite certain tectonic drift has ruined a number of shots for me.

Shhhhtt. Don't tell anyone. At least I did not buy a K-3.

**savoche** · 08-07-2017, 04:07 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Shhhhtt. Don't tell anyone. At least I did not buy a K-3.

Hard to tell since you've messed with the EXIF...

Be always vigilant!

robtcorl · 08-07-2017, 04:17 AM

Originally posted by tim60

What would we do if we could not come here and talk about many kinds of stuff.

That's one of the things making this thread so great, no topic to go off of.

Rupert · 08-07-2017, 06:22 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by tim60

Hey, everyone, keep us in business. What would we do if we could not come here and talk about many kinds of stuff.

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I shudder at the thought . . . . . . .

Yep, I owe my vast array of knowledge to this thread, and it appears than many others here do too.

Though we are not braggarts here, we are the "Elite" of PForums. We have all the answers and all the questions, not to mention the great food and beverages found nowhere else on the site in such abundance!

**WPRESTO** · 08-07-2017, 06:38 AM - **3 Likes**

There are always some who have all the answers. Problem: only a tiny fraction are actually correct.

robtcorl · 08-07-2017, 07:38 AM - **1 Like**

Several years ago there was a bar in our area with no telephone, so this sign did not pertain.
It was a very popular place with men.

**savoche** · 08-07-2017, 08:13 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by WPRESTO

There are always some who have all the answers. Problem: only a tiny fraction are actually correct.

In general you're correct, sadly, but when it comes to this thread @Rupert has it right. Apart from the first post I can't remember to have seen any incorrect answers in here.

Of course, my memory isn't quite what it used to be

**savoche** · 08-07-2017, 08:16 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Several years ago there was a bar in our area with no telephone, so this sign did not pertain.
It was a very popular place with men.

Yet another thing ruined by the cellphone pandemic.

Rupert · 08-07-2017, 09:11 AM

Originally posted by WPRESTO

There are always some who have all the answers. Problem: only a tiny fraction are actually correct.

That is not a problem here Walter...it is an asset!

@robtcorl - Bob, I ran across this and checked it out......when I got to Wednesday I was pretty well certain it wasn't a recipe list I needed to clip out and send to you.....you think?

https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/5-days-easy-grill-friendly-144826718.html

Regards!

robtcorl · 08-07-2017, 12:01 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

@robtcorl - Bob, I ran across this and checked it out......when I got to Wednesday I was pretty well certain it wasn't a recipe list I needed to clip out and send to you..

Tofu is a four letter word.

**savoche** · 08-07-2017, 12:35 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Tofu is a four letter word.

So is "work"

ccc_ · 08-07-2017, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Tofu is a four letter word.

while not a fan of tofu...here is one of the things my vegan son does

press as much moisture as possible out of the block
he uses the rub recipe I posted for you
lets it set for a while longer, then fries or grills it
the bark is quite tasty...the inside still tastes like tofu

to disguise the blandness of the tofu
cut the block into 1/2 inch cubes or 1/4 inch thick strips before applying the rub

this allows the flavor to penetrate deeper (relatively)
the strips when cooked dry enough turn into bean jerky...a travesty but still quite tasty

**savoche** · 08-07-2017, 01:29 PM - **5 Likes**

You'll need:
2 blocks of tofu
8 slices bacon
1⁄2 cup mayonnaise (150 grams whole-egg)
2 garlic cloves (minced)
2 tablespoons lemon juice
1 tablespoon chives (chopped)
1 cup chicken (160 grams cooked and shredded)
butter (for spreading)
8 slices sourdough bread
8 slices smoked cheddar cheese

Set the tofu aside for now.

Place the bacon under a preheated hot grill and cook for 1-2 minutes or until crispy.

Place the maonnaise, garlic, lemon juice, chives and chicken in a bowl and mix well to combine.

Spread both sides of the bread with butter.

Divide cheese and chicken mixture between 4 slices of bread and sandwich with another slice of bread.

Heat a large non-stick frying pan over low heat and cook the sandwiches in batches in necessary for 3-4 minutes each side or until golden the cheese is melted.

Dispose of the tofu in a safe manner.

Enjoy your meal!

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08-06-2017, 07:47 PM	#39166
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,743	The guys over do not understand, it is soccer, to distinguish it from all the other versions of football. Here, that would trigger a P&R type argument.

08-07-2017, 02:03 AM - 1 Like	#39167
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by MarkJerling This is my son (second from left in blue and red), just about to score a goal, this past Saturday. You've been messing with the EXIF, haven't you We all know a K-5 couldn't make a sharp image of anything that moves faster than a glacier - if that! I'm quite certain tectonic drift has ruined a number of shots for me.

08-07-2017, 03:31 AM - 2 Likes	#39168
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by savoche You've been messing with the EXIF, haven't you We all know a K-5 couldn't make a sharp image of anything that moves faster than a glacier - if that! I'm quite certain tectonic drift has ruined a number of shots for me. Shhhhtt. Don't tell anyone. At least I did not buy a K-3.

08-07-2017, 04:07 AM - 1 Like	#39169
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by MarkJerling Shhhhtt. Don't tell anyone. At least I did not buy a K-3. Hard to tell since you've messed with the EXIF... Be always vigilant!

08-07-2017, 04:17 AM	#39170
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by tim60 What would we do if we could not come here and talk about many kinds of stuff. That's one of the things making this thread so great, no topic to go off of.

08-07-2017, 06:22 AM - 2 Likes	#39171
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by tim60 Hey, everyone, keep us in business. What would we do if we could not come here and talk about many kinds of stuff. Originally posted by Racer X 69 I shudder at the thought . . . . . . . Yep, I owe my vast array of knowledge to this thread, and it appears than many others here do too. Though we are not braggarts here, we are the "Elite" of PForums. We have all the answers and all the questions, not to mention the great food and beverages found nowhere else on the site in such abundance!

08-07-2017, 06:38 AM - 3 Likes	#39172
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,104	There are always some who have all the answers. Problem: only a tiny fraction are actually correct.

08-07-2017, 07:38 AM - 1 Like	#39173
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Several years ago there was a bar in our area with no telephone, so this sign did not pertain. It was a very popular place with men.

08-07-2017, 08:13 AM - 1 Like	#39174
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by WPRESTO There are always some who have all the answers. Problem: only a tiny fraction are actually correct. In general you're correct, sadly, but when it comes to this thread @Rupert has it right. Apart from the first post I can't remember to have seen any incorrect answers in here. Of course, my memory isn't quite what it used to be

08-07-2017, 08:16 AM	#39175
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by robtcorl Several years ago there was a bar in our area with no telephone, so this sign did not pertain. It was a very popular place with men. Yet another thing ruined by the cellphone pandemic.

08-07-2017, 09:11 AM	#39176
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by WPRESTO There are always some who have all the answers. Problem: only a tiny fraction are actually correct. That is not a problem here Walter...it is an asset! @robtcorl - Bob, I ran across this and checked it out......when I got to Wednesday I was pretty well certain it wasn't a recipe list I needed to clip out and send to you.....you think? https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/5-days-easy-grill-friendly-144826718.html Regards!

08-07-2017, 12:01 PM - 1 Like	#39177
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Rupert @robtcorl - Bob, I ran across this and checked it out......when I got to Wednesday I was pretty well certain it wasn't a recipe list I needed to clip out and send to you.. Tofu is a four letter word.

08-07-2017, 12:35 PM	#39178
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by robtcorl Tofu is a four letter word. So is "work"

08-07-2017, 01:04 PM	#39179
ccc_ Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,400	Originally posted by robtcorl Tofu is a four letter word. while not a fan of tofu...here is one of the things my vegan son does press as much moisture as possible out of the block he uses the rub recipe I posted for you lets it set for a while longer, then fries or grills it the bark is quite tasty...the inside still tastes like tofu to disguise the blandness of the tofu cut the block into 1/2 inch cubes or 1/4 inch thick strips before applying the rub this allows the flavor to penetrate deeper (relatively) the strips when cooked dry enough turn into bean jerky...a travesty but still quite tasty

08-07-2017, 01:29 PM - 5 Likes	#39180
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	You'll need: 2 blocks of tofu 8 slices bacon 1⁄2 cup mayonnaise (150 grams whole-egg) 2 garlic cloves (minced) 2 tablespoons lemon juice 1 tablespoon chives (chopped) 1 cup chicken (160 grams cooked and shredded) butter (for spreading) 8 slices sourdough bread 8 slices smoked cheddar cheese Set the tofu aside for now. Place the bacon under a preheated hot grill and cook for 1-2 minutes or until crispy. Place the maonnaise, garlic, lemon juice, chives and chicken in a bowl and mix well to combine. Spread both sides of the bread with butter. Divide cheese and chicken mixture between 4 slices of bread and sandwich with another slice of bread. Heat a large non-stick frying pan over low heat and cook the sandwiches in batches in necessary for 3-4 minutes each side or until golden the cheese is melted. Dispose of the tofu in a safe manner. Enjoy your meal!