why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

ccc_ · 08-10-2017, 07:49 AM - **1 Like**

I just got off the phone with my oldest

he suggested defecatorium
I thought that a bit too sinister
so interchangeably defectarium?

**savoche** · 08-10-2017, 08:10 AM - **1 Like**

Going to see Dr John?

For "lighter work" I have adopted a phrase from a guide we had on a walking safari. He handed over the rifle with the words "please hold this while I go checking for lions".

ccc_ · 08-10-2017, 09:20 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

Going to see Dr John?

For "lighter work" I have adopted a phrase from a guide we had on a walking safari. He handed over the rifle with the words "please hold this while I go checking for lions".

my workmate for a couple years had spent the previous fifteen working outside (literally)
he could pee down a shovel handle and you wouldn't know until a puddle appeared behind the blade
however when something more serious was in order he "walked the dog"

I was more circumspect...I just found a gas station

robtcorl · 08-10-2017, 09:38 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

"please hold this while I go checking for lions".

Around here it's "I'm going to see a man about a horse."

Rupert · 08-10-2017, 10:01 AM

Nasty stuff.....I'll come back later when you guys clean up your act. Since my horrific PF basement experience, I am a reformed pervert.

robtcorl · 08-10-2017, 01:13 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

.I'll come back later when you guys clean up your act

This should bring you back.

Rupert · 08-10-2017, 01:52 PM

Doggie!

What a wonderful shot......the guy that got that shot deserves a rich reward!

We know he has a happy doggie!

As usual , I'm grinning from one big ear to the other!

Regards & thanks for the lift!

MarkJerling · 08-10-2017, 02:56 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Sad time for classic car lovers, about 150 of them burned Tuesday night along old Route 66 in Illinois.
Massive fire damages Staunton's Country Classic Cars | Illinois | stltoday.com

That's bad. Recent fires in Knysna, South Africa destroyed quite a number of classic cars too. Vintage cars among the vehicles destroyed in Knysna Fires | Road Safety Blog

**clackers** · 08-10-2017, 06:47 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Around here it's "I'm going to see a man about a horse."

I've heard as a replacement euphemism for 'going number twos' .... 'need to drop a couple of kids off at the pool'.

tim60 · 08-10-2017, 08:14 PM

For a while when I was at school there was a ditty that used 'bombing battleships'.

**savoche** · 08-11-2017, 12:55 AM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

That's bad. Recent fires in Knysna, South Africa destroyed quite a number of classic cars too. Vintage cars among the vehicles destroyed in Knysna Fires | Road Safety Blog

Sad. Although, Z3 and Z4 are vintage cars?

I also saw somewhere that less than half the homes destroyed in the fires were insured.

**savoche** · 08-11-2017, 12:58 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by tim60

For a while when I was at school there was a dirty that used 'bombing battleships'.

Please excuse me, I need to go to the bomb shelter.

Racer X 69 · 08-11-2017, 03:36 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

That would be the Big Green Egg, aka BGE.
They're expensive compared to most Weber grills, and a status symbol for many of the owners.

That would be found in the homes with the really nice paper towels.

Racer X 69 · 08-11-2017, 03:43 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Sad time for classic car lovers, about 150 of them burned Tuesday night along old Route 66 in Illinois.
Massive fire damages Staunton's Country Classic Cars | Illinois | stltoday.com

A part of me has died.

Racer X 69 · 08-11-2017, 03:49 AM - **2 Likes**

Sitting here this morning, on the Thundermug, making my daily donation to the current administration, it seems all too appropriate to be reading all this talk about the many ways we refer to that porcelain convenience.

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08-10-2017, 07:49 AM - 1 Like	#39256
ccc_ Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,400	I just got off the phone with my oldest he suggested defecatorium I thought that a bit too sinister so interchangeably defectarium?

08-10-2017, 08:10 AM - 1 Like	#39257
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Going to see Dr John? For "lighter work" I have adopted a phrase from a guide we had on a walking safari. He handed over the rifle with the words "please hold this while I go checking for lions".

08-10-2017, 09:20 AM - 1 Like	#39258
ccc_ Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,400	Originally posted by savoche Going to see Dr John? For "lighter work" I have adopted a phrase from a guide we had on a walking safari. He handed over the rifle with the words "please hold this while I go checking for lions". my workmate for a couple years had spent the previous fifteen working outside (literally) he could pee down a shovel handle and you wouldn't know until a puddle appeared behind the blade however when something more serious was in order he "walked the dog" I was more circumspect...I just found a gas station

08-10-2017, 09:38 AM - 1 Like	#39259
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by savoche "please hold this while I go checking for lions". Around here it's "I'm going to see a man about a horse."

08-10-2017, 10:01 AM	#39260
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Nasty stuff.....I'll come back later when you guys clean up your act. Since my horrific PF basement experience, I am a reformed pervert.

08-10-2017, 01:13 PM - 1 Like	#39261
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Rupert .I'll come back later when you guys clean up your act This should bring you back.

08-10-2017, 01:52 PM	#39262
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Doggie! What a wonderful shot......the guy that got that shot deserves a rich reward! We know he has a happy doggie! As usual , I'm grinning from one big ear to the other! Regards & thanks for the lift!

08-10-2017, 02:56 PM	#39263
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,402	Originally posted by robtcorl Sad time for classic car lovers, about 150 of them burned Tuesday night along old Route 66 in Illinois. Massive fire damages Staunton's Country Classic Cars \| Illinois \| stltoday.com That's bad. Recent fires in Knysna, South Africa destroyed quite a number of classic cars too. Vintage cars among the vehicles destroyed in Knysna Fires \| Road Safety Blog

08-10-2017, 06:47 PM - 2 Likes	#39264
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	Originally posted by robtcorl Around here it's "I'm going to see a man about a horse." I've heard as a replacement euphemism for 'going number twos' .... 'need to drop a couple of kids off at the pool'.

08-11-2017, 12:55 AM	#39266
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by MarkJerling That's bad. Recent fires in Knysna, South Africa destroyed quite a number of classic cars too. Vintage cars among the vehicles destroyed in Knysna Fires \| Road Safety Blog Sad. Although, Z3 and Z4 are vintage cars? I also saw somewhere that less than half the homes destroyed in the fires were insured.

08-11-2017, 12:58 AM - 1 Like	#39267
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by tim60 For a while when I was at school there was a dirty that used 'bombing battleships'. Please excuse me, I need to go to the bomb shelter.

08-11-2017, 03:36 AM - 1 Like	#39268
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by robtcorl That would be the Big Green Egg, aka BGE. They're expensive compared to most Weber grills, and a status symbol for many of the owners. That would be found in the homes with the really nice paper towels.

08-11-2017, 03:43 AM - 1 Like	#39269
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by robtcorl Sad time for classic car lovers, about 150 of them burned Tuesday night along old Route 66 in Illinois. Massive fire damages Staunton's Country Classic Cars \| Illinois \| stltoday.com A part of me has died.

08-11-2017, 03:49 AM - 2 Likes	#39270
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Sitting here this morning, on the Thundermug, making my daily donation to the current administration, it seems all too appropriate to be reading all this talk about the many ways we refer to that porcelain convenience.

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