Originally posted by robtcorl Best treatment is to get the victim naked, get naked yourself and crawl into a sleeping bag with them.
Hopefully the victim is of the opposite sex, or a damn good friend.
Step aside, I'm medically trained, and I can render first aid and CPR.
OK miss, like he said, off with the fancy ski bikini and boots, and hop into this down sleeping bag with me. Looks like you will require some mouth to mouth, and a modified form of CPR should get you back into top form straight away.