why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**Ex Finn.** · 11-15-2017, 04:30 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Today is hump day, for working stiffs that is.

I am one but took a day off to cook bacon and eggs. Time off well spent I think...

MarkJerling · 11-15-2017, 05:57 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Parallax

My modest nature and genteel sensibilities prevent me from posting any of the "makin' bacon" cartoon images from days of yore.

Fixed it for ya!

Rupert · 11-15-2017, 07:17 PM - **1 Like**

"I stand ready to salute bacon...and afterwards eat all that I can get!"

robtcorl · 11-15-2017, 07:25 PM - **2 Likes**

I've had so much bacon I need a drink.

Youtu.be

**gaweidert** · 11-15-2017, 08:03 PM - **2 Likes**

Well the 700 plus walnuts are all gone. Just the husks and shells left. We may now have the worlds fattest squirrels up here in western NY.

MarkJerling · 11-16-2017, 02:26 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by Rupert

"I stand ready to salute bacon...and afterwards eat all that I can get!"

Jim, as it's been the 16th here for 22 and a half hours already, and I'm off to bed; Let me take this opportunity to wish you a very Happy Birthday and, I sincerely hope, many more. Thinking of you and hope you're having the best of days, surrounded by those you love and who love you.

Kindest regards,
Mark

robtcorl · 11-16-2017, 05:50 AM - **4 Likes**

Happy Birthday Jim!
I made you a cake, gotta figure out how to get it to you in one piece.

**gaweidert** · 11-16-2017, 05:55 AM - **3 Likes**

Jim, Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!! That probably explains the enthusiastic party the squirrels had going all night. They are in pretty rough shape this morning. Literally dragging their tails.

tim60 · 11-16-2017, 06:24 AM - **2 Likes**

Happy Birthday.

Still 16th here.

**WPRESTO** · 11-16-2017, 06:28 AM - **2 Likes**

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! When you get to an age you like, stick with it! As they say in urology: let it all out, go with the flow.

RoxnDox · 11-16-2017, 07:54 AM - **2 Likes**

So *THAT’S* why those <censored> skwerlz were up all night partying... Happy Birthday Rupert!

Rupert · 11-16-2017, 09:10 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

I am one but took a day off to cook bacon and eggs. Time off well spent I think...

Not a bad idea.......and tasty too!

---------- Post added 11-16-17 at 10:39 AM ----------

Originally posted by robtcorl

Happy Birthday Jim!
I made you a cake, gotta figure out how to get it to you in one piece.

Terrific cake Bob!!

....but there is no way that cake would ever get to me with that squirrel hanging around it!

I'm betting there is a big chunk out of the backside already?

I thank you all for the birthday best wishes!

Mrs Rupert has already picked up my favorite meal from my favorite Italian Restaurant for this evening. Dessert....? She bought me one of those Aldi whole Cheesecakes that has all the assorted flavors.....I may eat the whole damn thing......I got nothing to lose!

Pictures this evening,......if I can remember!

Was going to pour myself a little jigger of fine Cognac for my birthday lunch...but took and extra dose of morphine instead.....not near as tasty...but it has that girl on the cloud lookin' top-notch...remember?

Regards!

In case you forgot? How could you forget?...that would be worrisome!

If you take a dose of that codeine too, her girlfriend shows up....but that's a Rupert Story I won't be telling here!

I can say it will melt some ice!

Rupert · 11-16-2017, 07:11 PM - **1 Like**

I posted that 9 hours ago..and some of you guys are still waiting for her girlfriend to show up???? Can't say I blame you, it was a heck of a show, the encore is bound to be just as stunning!

Regards!

robtcorl · 11-16-2017, 07:23 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Rupert

I posted that 9 hours ago..and some of you guys are still waiting for her girlfriend to show up????

Originally posted by Rupert

Pictures this evening,......if I can remember!

Parallax · 11-16-2017, 08:15 PM - **1 Like**

Jim, regarding the Cognac and pain killers:
Most all medications that have a CNS (central nervous system) depressant effect say that you shouldn't use alcohol while taking the medication.
I've never understood the reason for that warning because it's been my experience that the two work really well when used concomitantly.

11-16-2017, 09:10 AM - 2 Likes	#41862
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Ex Finn. I am one but took a day off to cook bacon and eggs. Time off well spent I think... Not a bad idea.......and tasty too! ---------- Post added 11-16-17 at 10:39 AM ---------- Originally posted by robtcorl Happy Birthday Jim! I made you a cake, gotta figure out how to get it to you in one piece. Terrific cake Bob!!....but there is no way that cake would ever get to me with that squirrel hanging around it! I'm betting there is a big chunk out of the backside already? I thank you all for the birthday best wishes! Mrs Rupert has already picked up my favorite meal from my favorite Italian Restaurant for this evening. Dessert....? She bought me one of those Aldi whole Cheesecakes that has all the assorted flavors.....I may eat the whole damn thing......I got nothing to lose! Pictures this evening,......if I can remember! Was going to pour myself a little jigger of fine Cognac for my birthday lunch...but took and extra dose of morphine instead.....not near as tasty...but it has that girl on the cloud lookin' top-notch...remember? Regards! In case you forgot? How could you forget?...that would be worrisome! If you take a dose of that codeine too, her girlfriend shows up....but that's a Rupert Story I won't be telling here! I can say it will melt some ice!

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11-15-2017, 04:30 PM - 3 Likes	#41851
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by robtcorl Today is hump day, for working stiffs that is. I am one but took a day off to cook bacon and eggs. Time off well spent I think...

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MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,402	Originally posted by Parallax My modest nature and genteel sensibilities prevent me from posting any of the "makin' bacon" cartoon images from days of yore. Fixed it for ya!

11-15-2017, 07:17 PM - 1 Like	#41853
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	"I stand ready to salute bacon...and afterwards eat all that I can get!"

11-15-2017, 08:03 PM - 2 Likes	#41855
gaweidert Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Rochester, NY Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,325	Well the 700 plus walnuts are all gone. Just the husks and shells left. We may now have the worlds fattest squirrels up here in western NY.

11-16-2017, 02:26 AM - 3 Likes	#41856
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,402	Originally posted by Rupert "I stand ready to salute bacon...and afterwards eat all that I can get!" Jim, as it's been the 16th here for 22 and a half hours already, and I'm off to bed; Let me take this opportunity to wish you a very Happy Birthday and, I sincerely hope, many more. Thinking of you and hope you're having the best of days, surrounded by those you love and who love you. Kindest regards, Mark

11-16-2017, 05:50 AM - 4 Likes	#41857
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Happy Birthday Jim! I made you a cake, gotta figure out how to get it to you in one piece.

11-16-2017, 05:55 AM - 3 Likes	#41858
gaweidert Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Rochester, NY Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,325	Jim, Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!! That probably explains the enthusiastic party the squirrels had going all night. They are in pretty rough shape this morning. Literally dragging their tails.

11-16-2017, 06:24 AM - 2 Likes	#41859
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,738	Happy Birthday. Still 16th here.

11-16-2017, 06:28 AM - 2 Likes	#41860
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,103	HAPPY BIRTHDAY! When you get to an age you like, stick with it! As they say in urology: let it all out, go with the flow.

11-16-2017, 07:54 AM - 2 Likes	#41861
RoxnDox Pentaxian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington, USA, Terra Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,494	So THAT’S why those <censored> skwerlz were up all night partying... Happy Birthday Rupert!

11-16-2017, 07:11 PM - 1 Like	#41863
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	I posted that 9 hours ago..and some of you guys are still waiting for her girlfriend to show up???? Can't say I blame you, it was a heck of a show, the encore is bound to be just as stunning! Regards!

11-16-2017, 07:23 PM - 2 Likes	#41864
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Rupert I posted that 9 hours ago..and some of you guys are still waiting for her girlfriend to show up???? Originally posted by Rupert Pictures this evening,......if I can remember!

11-16-2017, 08:15 PM - 1 Like	#41865
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Jim, regarding the Cognac and pain killers: Most all medications that have a CNS (central nervous system) depressant effect say that you shouldn't use alcohol while taking the medication. I've never understood the reason for that warning because it's been my experience that the two work really well when used concomitantly.

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