why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

dbs · 12-14-2017, 02:18 PM - **2 Likes**

Hey Rob did you just peek over my shoulder
Thats my breakfast !!!

Dave

**savoche** · 12-14-2017, 02:35 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Smoked Caramel Apple Bacon Bomb

My cholesterol just skyrocketed...

MarkJerling · 12-14-2017, 02:44 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

About 0410. ...perforate it with a few hundred holes.

Make sure you put these one in the right place OK?

MarkJerling · 12-14-2017, 02:46 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

make that boringass cricket game.

Just think of cricket as a game for people with more leisure time than baseball players.

MarkJerling · 12-14-2017, 02:50 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Present and accounted for.
Been checking out some new stuff to make on my grill or smoker.
This one went on my to-do list.
Smoked Caramel Apple Bacon Bomb
Ingredients
4 medium-sized red apples peeled
1 lb. bacon
2 cups brown sugar
1 cup butter
¾ cup corn syrup
1 cup milk
¼ cup bourbon
1 tsp. vanilla extract

I'm going to have to give that a try! Yum! Instructions?

MarkJerling · 12-14-2017, 02:52 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

From BBC we get this story:
Liver surgeon Simon Bramhall marked initials on patients

I don't know what the fuss is about. Clearly he's proud of his work and added his signature.

MarkJerling · 12-14-2017, 02:59 PM - **3 Likes**

That reminds me of the fella standing at a urinal in a pub somewhere in England and noticing something to do with the rather large guy at the next urinal. He says: "Will you look at that - the coincidence", pointing to a tattoo on a certain appendage. "You and I both have girlfriends named 'Wendy'". The other fella looks at him surprised and says: "No mate. I'm not from here. It's cold in England. Mine says "Welcome to Botswana - Land of Fortune and Opportunity."

RoxnDox · 12-14-2017, 03:12 PM

Originally posted by savoche

Where'd everybody go?

Office Holly-daze party. Lots of baked goodies and yummy edibles to deal with! <sigh> then back to work. And multi-tasking with a Firefox winder open to PF. And FB, and ...

RoxnDox · 12-14-2017, 03:15 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

I'm going to have to give that a try! Yum! Instructions?

"Mix, wrap, coat, grill" would be my guess...

robtcorl · 12-14-2017, 03:25 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

I'm going to have to give that a try! Yum! Instructions?

Here's the link Mark.
Looked good until I saw the part about using a candy thermometer, don't think we have one.
Smoked Caramel Apple Bacon Bomb Recipe

MarkJerling · 12-14-2017, 03:39 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Here's the link Mark.
Looked good until I saw the part about using a candy thermometer, don't think we have one.
Smoked Caramel Apple Bacon Bomb Recipe

Thank you Bob! Much appreciated.

robtcorl · 12-14-2017, 04:00 PM - **2 Likes**

I needed one more present to finish Christmas shopping for Mrs Bob when it hit me.
I'll buy her a bottle of my favorite bourbon!

she doesn't drink alcohol, at all

**Ex Finn.** · 12-14-2017, 05:13 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Sorry.
One more then I'll stop.
Another for my to-do list.
Bacon s'mores

NICE! Picture that with a scoop of Bryers French Vanilla on it!

Racer X 69 · 12-14-2017, 05:21 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Sorry.
One more then I'll stop.
Another for my to-do list.
Bacon s'mores

Don't stop.

I eat vicariously through your culinary escapades.

That way I don't get fat. Er.

Down to 175.

But it has been a struggle, with all the Christmas Goodies everywhere I go. Today at work a guy brought in a bunch of stuff a retired neighbor on a fixed income neighbor fixes up. Pies. Bannana bread. Cookies. Candies. The coworker buys all the ingredients, and the retiree does all the baking.

Everybody tosses a few bucks in a cap, and the cash is given to the neighbor as a Christmas gift.

The candy was nice. Coconut balls covered in chocolate. Some kind of very dense but fluffy chocolate balls covered in white chocolate. Tasty.

There was pie.

Apple pie.

Blueberry pie.

I like pie.

Probably gain 10 pounds.

Guess I need to add a few minutes to my daily exercise routine for a few days.

I really like pie.

Racer X 69 · 12-14-2017, 05:23 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

NICE! Picture that with a scoop of Bryers French Vanilla on it!

That would be awesome.

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savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by robtcorl Smoked Caramel Apple Bacon Bomb My cholesterol just skyrocketed...

12-14-2017, 02:44 PM - 1 Like	#42633
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by Racer X 69 About 0410. ...perforate it with a few hundred holes. Make sure you put these one in the right place OK?

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MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by robtcorl make that boringass cricket game. Just think of cricket as a game for people with more leisure time than baseball players.

12-14-2017, 02:50 PM	#42635
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by robtcorl Present and accounted for. Been checking out some new stuff to make on my grill or smoker. This one went on my to-do list. Smoked Caramel Apple Bacon Bomb Ingredients 4 medium-sized red apples peeled 1 lb. bacon 2 cups brown sugar 1 cup butter ¾ cup corn syrup 1 cup milk ¼ cup bourbon 1 tsp. vanilla extract I'm going to have to give that a try! Yum! Instructions?

12-14-2017, 02:52 PM	#42636
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by robtcorl From BBC we get this story: Liver surgeon Simon Bramhall marked initials on patients I don't know what the fuss is about. Clearly he's proud of his work and added his signature.

12-14-2017, 02:59 PM - 3 Likes	#42637
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	That reminds me of the fella standing at a urinal in a pub somewhere in England and noticing something to do with the rather large guy at the next urinal. He says: "Will you look at that - the coincidence", pointing to a tattoo on a certain appendage. "You and I both have girlfriends named 'Wendy'". The other fella looks at him surprised and says: "No mate. I'm not from here. It's cold in England. Mine says "Welcome to Botswana - Land of Fortune and Opportunity."

12-14-2017, 03:12 PM	#42638
RoxnDox Pentaxian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington, USA, Terra Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,494	Originally posted by savoche Where'd everybody go? Office Holly-daze party. Lots of baked goodies and yummy edibles to deal with! <sigh> then back to work. And multi-tasking with a Firefox winder open to PF. And FB, and ...

12-14-2017, 03:15 PM	#42639
RoxnDox Pentaxian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington, USA, Terra Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,494	Originally posted by MarkJerling I'm going to have to give that a try! Yum! Instructions? "Mix, wrap, coat, grill" would be my guess...

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robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by MarkJerling I'm going to have to give that a try! Yum! Instructions? Here's the link Mark. Looked good until I saw the part about using a candy thermometer, don't think we have one. Smoked Caramel Apple Bacon Bomb Recipe

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MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by robtcorl Here's the link Mark. Looked good until I saw the part about using a candy thermometer, don't think we have one. Smoked Caramel Apple Bacon Bomb Recipe Thank you Bob! Much appreciated.

12-14-2017, 04:00 PM - 2 Likes	#42642
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	I needed one more present to finish Christmas shopping for Mrs Bob when it hit me. I'll buy her a bottle of my favorite bourbon! she doesn't drink alcohol, at all

12-14-2017, 05:13 PM - 1 Like	#42643
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by robtcorl Sorry. One more then I'll stop. Another for my to-do list. Bacon s'mores NICE! Picture that with a scoop of Bryers French Vanilla on it!

12-14-2017, 05:21 PM - 1 Like	#42644
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by robtcorl Sorry. One more then I'll stop. Another for my to-do list. Bacon s'mores Don't stop. I eat vicariously through your culinary escapades. That way I don't get fat. Er. Down to 175. But it has been a struggle, with all the Christmas Goodies everywhere I go. Today at work a guy brought in a bunch of stuff a retired neighbor on a fixed income neighbor fixes up. Pies. Bannana bread. Cookies. Candies. The coworker buys all the ingredients, and the retiree does all the baking. Everybody tosses a few bucks in a cap, and the cash is given to the neighbor as a Christmas gift. The candy was nice. Coconut balls covered in chocolate. Some kind of very dense but fluffy chocolate balls covered in white chocolate. Tasty. There was pie. Apple pie. Blueberry pie. I like pie. Probably gain 10 pounds. Guess I need to add a few minutes to my daily exercise routine for a few days. I really like pie.

12-14-2017, 05:23 PM	#42645
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by Ex Finn. NICE! Picture that with a scoop of Bryers French Vanilla on it! That would be awesome.