why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**savoche** · 01-23-2018, 05:48 AM

Originally posted by clackers

Is this like going to the bathroom after dealing with red chillis in the kitchen, Savoche?

Indeed. Although I would say the eyes are more sensitive.

Or so I've been told

tim60 · 01-23-2018, 05:49 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Top tip of the day: Keep your fingers away from your eyes after having handled ghost pepper vodka.

Unless you feel an urge to test your tear production capacity, of course.

Or so I have been told

Why would one want to test capacity to deliver tears?

**savoche** · 01-23-2018, 06:04 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by tim60

Why would one want to test capacity to deliver tears?

Curiosity?

Or, more likely, stupidity...

robtcorl · 01-23-2018, 06:31 AM - **1 Like**

Sadly, a little bit of soap won't wash away those tears.

Youtu.be

robtcorl · 01-23-2018, 06:34 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Sadly, a little bit of soap won't wash away those tears.

Also sadly, they don't make songs this great anymore.

robtcorl · 01-23-2018, 04:54 PM - **1 Like**

Dang, are the Jarmels worse than bagpipe videos?
Did it run everyone off?
He asked to no one there.

**Ex Finn.** · 01-23-2018, 05:19 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Dang, are the Jarmels worse than bagpipe videos?
Did it run everyone off?
He asked to no one there.

Well, seems to be a quiet evening here. Jarmels... a catchy tune, no worse than bag-pipes for sure.

Helios 1984 · 01-23-2018, 05:33 PM - **1 Like**

What's up with all the negativism? As if Pentax could be killed by removing a mere front-plate, get a hold of yourselves guys. Pentax is more than a brand, it's an ideology, and being a Pentaxian is more than owning bodies and lenses.
We accept everyone, every camera, every lenses, digital & analogue (We're like a non-agressive version of the Mandalorian lol). As long as there is a breathing Pentaxian, Pentax is alive.

bertwert · 01-23-2018, 06:09 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Helios 1984

What's up with all the negativism? As if Pentax could be killed by removing a mere front-plate, get a hold of yourselves guys. Pentax is more than a brand, it's an ideology, and being a Pentaxian is more than owning bodies and lenses. We accept everyone, every camera, every lenses, digital & analogue (We're like a non-agressive version of the Mandalorian lol). As long as there is a breathing Pentaxian, Pentax is alive.

You must be new here. Read through all the pages. Yes I said all the pages, that's all 2937 of them...
The exam is Thursday, you're allowed a pencil, blank paper, and a non-graphing calculator.

Helios 1984 · 01-23-2018, 06:42 PM - **5 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

You must be new here. Read through all the pages. Yes I said all the pages, that's all 2937 of them...
The exam is Thursday, you're allowed a pencil, blank paper, and a non-graphing calculator.

**Ex Finn.** · 01-23-2018, 07:00 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

You must be new here. Read through all the pages. Yes I said all the pages, that's all 2937 of them...
The exam is Thursday, you're allowed a pencil, blank paper, and a non-graphing calculator.

Did YOU read through all the pages?
Bag-pipe music only gets you so far!

Racer X 69 · 01-23-2018, 08:29 PM

Originally posted by Helios 1984

What's up with all the negativism? As if Pentax could be killed by removing a mere front-plate, get a hold of yourselves guys. Pentax is more than a brand, it's an ideology, and being a Pentaxian is more than owning bodies and lenses.
We accept everyone, every camera, every lenses, digital & analogue (We're like a non-agressive version of the Mandalorian lol). As long as there is a breathing Pentaxian, Pentax is alive.

Racer X 69 · 01-23-2018, 08:30 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Also sadly, they don't make songs this great anymore.

I like it.

Heard it thousands of times.

Along with many others of the era.

bertwert · 01-23-2018, 09:33 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Did YOU read through all the pages?

Helios 1984 · 01-23-2018, 11:42 PM

I just noticed that I was actually reading the first pages when I posted my comment : / I was on my cellphone at the gym and I thought I had missed some news about Ricoh announcing the Pentax nameplates removal ... I was trying to cheer you up

01-23-2018, 11:42 PM	#44055
Helios 1984 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Saint-Constant, Québec Posts: 747	I just noticed that I was actually reading the first pages when I posted my comment : / I was on my cellphone at the gym and I thought I had missed some news about Ricoh announcing the Pentax nameplates removal ... I was trying to cheer you up Last edited by Helios 1984; 01-23-2018 at 11:55 PM.

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01-23-2018, 05:48 AM	#44041
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by clackers Is this like going to the bathroom after dealing with red chillis in the kitchen, Savoche? Indeed. Although I would say the eyes are more sensitive. Or so I've been told

01-23-2018, 05:49 AM	#44042
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,745	Originally posted by savoche Top tip of the day: Keep your fingers away from your eyes after having handled ghost pepper vodka. Unless you feel an urge to test your tear production capacity, of course. Or so I have been told Why would one want to test capacity to deliver tears?

01-23-2018, 06:04 AM - 1 Like	#44043
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by tim60 Why would one want to test capacity to deliver tears? Curiosity? Or, more likely, stupidity...

01-23-2018, 06:34 AM - 1 Like	#44045
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by robtcorl Sadly, a little bit of soap won't wash away those tears. Also sadly, they don't make songs this great anymore.

01-23-2018, 04:54 PM - 1 Like	#44046
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Dang, are the Jarmels worse than bagpipe videos? Did it run everyone off? He asked to no one there.

01-23-2018, 05:19 PM - 1 Like	#44047
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by robtcorl Dang, are the Jarmels worse than bagpipe videos? Did it run everyone off? He asked to no one there. Well, seems to be a quiet evening here. Jarmels... a catchy tune, no worse than bag-pipes for sure.

01-23-2018, 05:33 PM - 1 Like	#44048
Helios 1984 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Saint-Constant, Québec Posts: 747	What's up with all the negativism? As if Pentax could be killed by removing a mere front-plate, get a hold of yourselves guys. Pentax is more than a brand, it's an ideology, and being a Pentaxian is more than owning bodies and lenses. We accept everyone, every camera, every lenses, digital & analogue (We're like a non-agressive version of the Mandalorian lol). As long as there is a breathing Pentaxian, Pentax is alive.

01-23-2018, 06:09 PM - 2 Likes	#44049
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by Helios 1984 What's up with all the negativism? As if Pentax could be killed by removing a mere front-plate, get a hold of yourselves guys. Pentax is more than a brand, it's an ideology, and being a Pentaxian is more than owning bodies and lenses. We accept everyone, every camera, every lenses, digital & analogue (We're like a non-agressive version of the Mandalorian lol). As long as there is a breathing Pentaxian, Pentax is alive. You must be new here. Read through all the pages. Yes I said all the pages, that's all 2937 of them... The exam is Thursday, you're allowed a pencil, blank paper, and a non-graphing calculator.

01-23-2018, 06:42 PM - 5 Likes	#44050
Helios 1984 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Saint-Constant, Québec Posts: 747	Originally posted by bertwert You must be new here. Read through all the pages. Yes I said all the pages, that's all 2937 of them... The exam is Thursday, you're allowed a pencil, blank paper, and a non-graphing calculator.

01-23-2018, 07:00 PM - 3 Likes	#44051
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by bertwert You must be new here. Read through all the pages. Yes I said all the pages, that's all 2937 of them... The exam is Thursday, you're allowed a pencil, blank paper, and a non-graphing calculator. Did YOU read through all the pages? Bag-pipe music only gets you so far!

01-23-2018, 08:29 PM	#44052
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Helios 1984 What's up with all the negativism? As if Pentax could be killed by removing a mere front-plate, get a hold of yourselves guys. Pentax is more than a brand, it's an ideology, and being a Pentaxian is more than owning bodies and lenses. We accept everyone, every camera, every lenses, digital & analogue (We're like a non-agressive version of the Mandalorian lol). As long as there is a breathing Pentaxian, Pentax is alive.

01-23-2018, 08:30 PM	#44053
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by robtcorl Also sadly, they don't make songs this great anymore. I like it. Heard it thousands of times. Along with many others of the era.

01-23-2018, 09:33 PM	#44054
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Did YOU read through all the pages?