why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**savoche** · 02-15-2018, 07:38 AM - **4 Likes**

Although, I do know certain things are better left unsaid.

robtcorl · 02-15-2018, 07:41 AM

Originally posted by bertwert

Only reason I'm on Facebook is to stay in touch with people I meet, and to remind me of birthdays...

That's me also, staying in touch with friends and family, not to see cute kitten videos, political rants, etc etc.
I'll snooze or unfollow someone if I see too much of it.

robtcorl · 02-15-2018, 02:24 PM - **2 Likes**

This just in:
Caitlyn Jenner says she was groped by Bruce Jenner for years.

**Ex Finn.** · 02-15-2018, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

It is also Valentine’s Day.

I got a dozen roses and a card for Mrs. Racer.

It is our 20th Valentines Day.

We just finished a nice steak dinner together and after it settles a bit there is some chocolate caramel cake with walnuts and vanilla ice cream.

Nice.
We were good for 1/4 century. Never really did the Valentines day thing.

**Ex Finn.** · 02-15-2018, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

This just in:
Caitlyn Jenner says she was groped by Bruce Jenner for years.

I`d like to comment but would end up in the cold and damp basement for the next month...

Racer X 69 · 02-15-2018, 06:49 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

This is just like seeing some of the threads in the Hoax & Moaning part of the forums.

That is awesome man.

ROFLMAO

So much my side hurts.

Then I think of how accurate it is.

Racer X 69 · 02-15-2018, 06:51 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by savoche

In postwhorism there can be more than one.

Always need more than one.

Someone has to read all those posts.

And pass out likes.

Racer X 69 · 02-15-2018, 06:54 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

Although, I do know certain things are better left unsaid.

A girlfriend many years ago was showing off some new jeans.

She asked me, "Do these pants make my bottom look fat?"

I was quick to reply, "Sweetie, it ain't the pants."

Why do they cry when you're an honest and loyal partner?

Racer X 69 · 02-15-2018, 07:15 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

I'm not sure the young man can handle all that.

Originally posted by MarkJerling

My wife says I'm not allowed to help.

Considering we are all old enough to be her grandfather, lusting after anything more than the chocolate is sick and twisted.

Racer X 69 · 02-15-2018, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by savoche

...not so far that they didn't have some snow to remind them of why they left

Exactly.

Racer X 69 · 02-15-2018, 07:24 PM

Sugar is big business in Australia.

So big they have their own railroad.

You Tube

Racer X 69 · 02-15-2018, 07:26 PM - **3 Likes**

I wish I could teach my Subaru to do this.

You Tube

Racer X 69 · 02-15-2018, 07:29 PM - **1 Like**

I don't think this would be too great though.

Kinda messy.

You Tube

**Ex Finn.** · 02-15-2018, 07:43 PM - **2 Likes**

Decided to go and inventory the freezer, no film, just frozen stuff that needed cooking.
Just slightly past the "best before" date...
Chicken dumplings on the left, spicy pork in the middle and potato something pierogies... on the right.
Can`t wait till it gets warm enough to go back to cycling...

**clackers** · 02-15-2018, 07:54 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

This is just like seeing some of the threads in the Hoax & Moaning part of the forums.

Accurate *and* funny description, Savoche!

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02-15-2018, 07:38 AM - 4 Likes	#44521
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Although, I do know certain things are better left unsaid.

02-15-2018, 07:41 AM	#44522
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by bertwert Only reason I'm on Facebook is to stay in touch with people I meet, and to remind me of birthdays... That's me also, staying in touch with friends and family, not to see cute kitten videos, political rants, etc etc. I'll snooze or unfollow someone if I see too much of it.

02-15-2018, 02:24 PM - 2 Likes	#44523
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	This just in: Caitlyn Jenner says she was groped by Bruce Jenner for years.

02-15-2018, 06:44 PM	#44524
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Racer X 69 It is also Valentine’s Day. I got a dozen roses and a card for Mrs. Racer. It is our 20th Valentines Day. We just finished a nice steak dinner together and after it settles a bit there is some chocolate caramel cake with walnuts and vanilla ice cream. Nice. We were good for 1/4 century. Never really did the Valentines day thing.

02-15-2018, 06:46 PM	#44525
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by robtcorl This just in: Caitlyn Jenner says she was groped by Bruce Jenner for years. I`d like to comment but would end up in the cold and damp basement for the next month...

02-15-2018, 06:49 PM - 1 Like	#44526
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by savoche This is just like seeing some of the threads in the Hoax & Moaning part of the forums. That is awesome man. ROFLMAO So much my side hurts. Then I think of how accurate it is.

02-15-2018, 06:51 PM - 2 Likes	#44527
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by savoche In postwhorism there can be more than one. Always need more than one. Someone has to read all those posts. And pass out likes.

02-15-2018, 06:54 PM - 1 Like	#44528
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by savoche Although, I do know certain things are better left unsaid. A girlfriend many years ago was showing off some new jeans. She asked me, "Do these pants make my bottom look fat?" I was quick to reply, "Sweetie, it ain't the pants." Why do they cry when you're an honest and loyal partner?

02-15-2018, 07:15 PM	#44529
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by robtcorl I'm not sure the young man can handle all that. Originally posted by MarkJerling My wife says I'm not allowed to help. Considering we are all old enough to be her grandfather, lusting after anything more than the chocolate is sick and twisted.

02-15-2018, 07:23 PM	#44530
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by savoche ...not so far that they didn't have some snow to remind them of why they left Exactly.

02-15-2018, 07:54 PM - 1 Like	#44535
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	Originally posted by savoche This is just like seeing some of the threads in the Hoax & Moaning part of the forums. Accurate and funny description, Savoche!