why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**Ex Finn.** · 02-04-2014, 07:24 PM

Originally posted by Boris_Akunin

I will destroy my body with Reichswurst, Volksbraten and Führerspeck instead...

No need to destroy, enjoy.

Boris_Akunin · 02-04-2014, 07:28 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Volkswagen?

With a K3?

Yeah, we're getting the ~~Axis~~ band back together...

Racer X 69 · 02-04-2014, 07:29 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

The sound of that gearbox!

Yes, the straight cut gears in the racing trannies are indeed noisy.

Stuck is the master of the Grüne Hölle.

But I bet he won't buy the K3.

**Ex Finn.** · 02-04-2014, 07:35 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

noisy.

That is not noisy. That is serenade! Lullaby!. Only thing that tops that is a Group-B rally car going full bore, or a F-1 screaming at 20Krpm.
edit: not buying the K3 till they bring back group B monsters.

Boris_Akunin · 02-04-2014, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

I love a good Quebec accent ... makes me feel so fluent and as ease with my own American accent ... the horrible thing is that most French people take my accent to be British !!! What an insult ...

J

Quote:

"And now back to our regularly scheduled program" ... PS - found this link, have no idea what it's about, going to bed, y'all hash it out for me and send me an "executive summary" style post ... bonne nuit,

J

Monty Python | I Can't Watch, Is It Over Yet?

BACON! | I Can't Watch, Is It Over Yet?

Thanks for the links, bacon and python are a great combination! (Have a Like!)

**jac** · 02-04-2014, 07:52 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

No need to destroy, enjoy.

I had sauerkraut with bratwurst last night and I don't think I destroyed any of the good parts that are left.

normhead · 02-04-2014, 07:53 PM

Originally posted by sundr

Well, normhead, I think your prediction was wrong

. I've only gotten to this point p 52. Only 242+ pages to go. Who knows how many it will be before I catch up! I'm having a good laugh, though. I'll have to stretch it out

That was a typo, I meant the thread would die out by 557 pages.... although, further revisionism of that estimate could be necessary. Besides since then the thread has moved on to more timeless topics like cheese and beer. It could go on for ... well.... as long as there is cheese and beer. That could be well after page 557.

**monochrome** · 02-04-2014, 07:56 PM

Originally posted by Boris_Akunin

Truely, those are all questions worthy of the great minds of our time... You should get in touch with Stephen Hawking!

Better yet, he should contact the OP.

**monochrome** · 02-04-2014, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by dansamy

Ooh! I know why cheese is orange! It had to do with the heavy cream, which is yellowish when it's high in fat, getting skimmed off. The farmers added back a yellow color to fool the customer into thinking the cheese was made with the whole, raw milk with the cream included.

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Now, the question is, where did they get that yellow color from.

Where I am from, we never ate the yellow snow.

And that will keep me from getting the K3, because it rhymes with yellow snow.

Originally posted by Boris_Akunin

Where would the world be without beta-carotene?

Post #3252 Page 163 January 13th.

**Ex Finn.** · 02-04-2014, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by jac

I had sauerkraut with bratwurst last night and I don't think I destroyed any of the good parts that are left.

You did not eat enough

**Ex Finn.** · 02-04-2014, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by monochrome

Post #3252 Page 163 January 13th.

Too far back.

dansamy · 02-04-2014, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by monochrome

Post #3252 Page 163 January 13th.

My bad. Hard to keep up with what we have or haven't discussed...

Boris_Akunin · 02-04-2014, 08:04 PM

Originally posted by jac

I had sauerkraut with bratwurst last night and I don't think I destroyed any of the good parts that are left.

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

You did not eat enough

That, or needs some beer... it's best tool for selfdestruction anyway.

**Ex Finn.** · 02-04-2014, 08:06 PM

I tried to link some Group-B action.

You Tube

**monochrome** · 02-04-2014, 08:10 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Too far back.

Originally posted by dansamy

My bad. Hard to keep up with what we have or haven't discussed...

New generation of readers demand a new take on the main tag themes!!

Logic wagons e circling, though.

02-04-2014, 07:53 PM	#4492
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by sundr Well, normhead, I think your prediction was wrong. I've only gotten to this point p 52. Only 242+ pages to go. Who knows how many it will be before I catch up! I'm having a good laugh, though. I'll have to stretch it out That was a typo, I meant the thread would die out by 557 pages.... although, further revisionism of that estimate could be necessary. Besides since then the thread has moved on to more timeless topics like cheese and beer. It could go on for ... well.... as long as there is cheese and beer. That could be well after page 557.

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02-04-2014, 07:24 PM	#4486
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Boris_Akunin I will destroy my body with Reichswurst, Volksbraten and Führerspeck instead... No need to destroy, enjoy.

02-04-2014, 07:28 PM	#4487
Boris_Akunin Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Bremen, Germany Photos: Gallery Posts: 674	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Volkswagen? With a K3? Yeah, we're getting the ~~Axis~~ band back together...

02-04-2014, 07:29 PM	#4488
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by Ex Finn. The sound of that gearbox! Yes, the straight cut gears in the racing trannies are indeed noisy. Stuck is the master of the Grüne Hölle. But I bet he won't buy the K3.

02-04-2014, 07:35 PM	#4489
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Racer X 69 noisy. That is not noisy. That is serenade! Lullaby!. Only thing that tops that is a Group-B rally car going full bore, or a F-1 screaming at 20Krpm. edit: not buying the K3 till they bring back group B monsters.

02-04-2014, 07:50 PM	#4490
Boris_Akunin Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Bremen, Germany Photos: Gallery Posts: 674	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers I love a good Quebec accent ... makes me feel so fluent and as ease with my own American accent ... the horrible thing is that most French people take my accent to be British !!! What an insult ... J Quote: "And now back to our regularly scheduled program" ... PS - found this link, have no idea what it's about, going to bed, y'all hash it out for me and send me an "executive summary" style post ... bonne nuit, J Monty Python \| I Can't Watch, Is It Over Yet? BACON! \| I Can't Watch, Is It Over Yet? Thanks for the links, bacon and python are a great combination! (Have a Like!)

02-04-2014, 07:52 PM	#4491
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by Ex Finn. No need to destroy, enjoy. I had sauerkraut with bratwurst last night and I don't think I destroyed any of the good parts that are left.

02-04-2014, 07:56 PM	#4493
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by Boris_Akunin Truely, those are all questions worthy of the great minds of our time... You should get in touch with Stephen Hawking! Better yet, he should contact the OP.

02-04-2014, 08:01 PM	#4494
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by dansamy Ooh! I know why cheese is orange! It had to do with the heavy cream, which is yellowish when it's high in fat, getting skimmed off. The farmers added back a yellow color to fool the customer into thinking the cheese was made with the whole, raw milk with the cream included. Originally posted by Ex Finn. Now, the question is, where did they get that yellow color from. Where I am from, we never ate the yellow snow. And that will keep me from getting the K3, because it rhymes with yellow snow. Originally posted by Boris_Akunin Where would the world be without beta-carotene? Post #3252 Page 163 January 13th.

02-04-2014, 08:02 PM	#4495
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by jac I had sauerkraut with bratwurst last night and I don't think I destroyed any of the good parts that are left. You did not eat enough

02-04-2014, 08:03 PM	#4496
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by monochrome Post #3252 Page 163 January 13th. Too far back.

02-04-2014, 08:04 PM	#4497
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	Originally posted by monochrome Post #3252 Page 163 January 13th. My bad. Hard to keep up with what we have or haven't discussed...

02-04-2014, 08:04 PM	#4498
Boris_Akunin Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Bremen, Germany Photos: Gallery Posts: 674	Originally posted by jac I had sauerkraut with bratwurst last night and I don't think I destroyed any of the good parts that are left. Originally posted by Ex Finn. You did not eat enough That, or needs some beer... it's best tool for selfdestruction anyway.

02-04-2014, 08:10 PM	#4500
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Too far back. Originally posted by dansamy My bad. Hard to keep up with what we have or haven't discussed... New generation of readers demand a new take on the main tag themes!! Logic wagons e circling, though.