why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**aslyfox** · 05-29-2018, 02:49 AM

I have been experiencing faster connection than what I have in the past few days ?

**savoche** · 05-29-2018, 03:54 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

OK, dang ... so, who's is the jerk that gave you access to an electron microscope ... it better not be anyone around here !!!!

It's my friend the astro physicist. He is, of course, British. And shoots Canon

Since he also shoots handguns, is an experienced judo practitioner, and is built like an ox I usually prefer to keep things polite

**aslyfox** · 05-29-2018, 04:27 AM

Originally posted by savoche

It's my friend the astro physicist. He is, of course, British. And shoots Canon

Since he also shoots handguns, is an experienced judo practitioner, and is built like an ox I usually prefer to keep things polite

shot guns are the perfect self defense weapon

IMHO, never had to put theory into action tho

robtcorl · 05-29-2018, 05:22 AM

Originally posted by tim60

That is the speed of what? PF? Or your connection?

Connection. I have no idea how to test PF's speed.

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Nothing would upload this morning, including the home page ... now all AOK.

I saw that Adam did a system reboot at midnight, don't remember which time zone.

bertwert · 05-29-2018, 06:20 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by tim60

But there is no reason on the 420, it is open and flat, for here. It is just that all the drivers follow my first Law of Traffic, discovered on Easter Monday 1983: "When it is busy the person in front goes slow".

You Tube

(no bagpipes)

bertwert · 05-29-2018, 06:24 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by savoche

Since he also shoots handguns, is an experienced judo practitioner, and is built like an ox I usually prefer to keep things polite

Originally posted by Aslyfox

shot guns are the perfect self defense weapon

This is my preferred method of self defence...

**aslyfox** · 05-29-2018, 06:26 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

This is my preferred method of self defence...

what ever floats your boat

robtcorl · 05-29-2018, 06:48 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

This is my preferred method of self defence...

Are you into competing?

Youtu.be

Racer X 69 · 05-29-2018, 10:20 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

I have no idea how to test PF's speed.

Open up the command line.

Type ipconfig

Type ping followed by the IP address for Pentax Forums.

The result will be the response time from your computer, through your ISP, the Internet, the ISP of Pentax Forums and the server the forum resides on.

Easy

Squeeze

No pain

No stain

Jean Poitiers · 05-29-2018, 11:19 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Aslyfox

shot guns are the perfect self defense weapon

IMHO, never had to put theory into action tho

Yeah, but you've then got that ammo problem to solve.

Decisions, decisions.

**aslyfox** · 05-29-2018, 12:07 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Yeah, but you've then got that ammo problem to solve.

Decisions, decisions.

00 buck shot followed by slug followed by 00 buck shot x 3

my 12 gauge Mossberg 500 holds 5 in the magazine

MarkJerling · 05-29-2018, 02:53 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Aslyfox

00 buck shot followed by slug followed by 00 buck shot x 3

my 12 gauge Mossberg 500 holds 5 in the magazine

I won't be knocking on your door dressed in a tuxedo, on Halloween.

Racer X 69 · 05-29-2018, 04:26 PM - **1 Like**

Scatterguns are nice, and effective, but hard to conceal. Plus, you need some room to use them, and a bit of distance from the target.

I prefer a Ruger Security Six, 357 Magnum, 6" barrel, in stainless. Fits nicely in a shoulder holster under my left arm.

**Ex Finn.** · 05-29-2018, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Nothing would upload this morning, including the home page ... now all AOK.

Same here.

**aslyfox** · 05-29-2018, 04:39 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Scatterguns are nice, and effective, but hard to conceal. Plus, you need some room to use them, and a bit of distance from the target.

I prefer a Ruger Security Six, 357 Magnum, 6" barrel, in stainless. Fits nicely in a shoulder holster under my left arm.

no need to conceal in my home

and with an 18 inch slug barrel ----

and if the plan works out:

I'm in the bed room with wife behind me on phone to 9 11

and I am saying, " I'm insured, take what you want, but don't show up in this door way"

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05-29-2018, 02:49 AM	#46891
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,581	I have been experiencing faster connection than what I have in the past few days ?

05-29-2018, 03:54 AM - 1 Like	#46892
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers OK, dang ... so, who's is the jerk that gave you access to an electron microscope ... it better not be anyone around here !!!! It's my friend the astro physicist. He is, of course, British. And shoots Canon Since he also shoots handguns, is an experienced judo practitioner, and is built like an ox I usually prefer to keep things polite

05-29-2018, 04:27 AM	#46893
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,581	Originally posted by savoche It's my friend the astro physicist. He is, of course, British. And shoots Canon Since he also shoots handguns, is an experienced judo practitioner, and is built like an ox I usually prefer to keep things polite shot guns are the perfect self defense weapon IMHO, never had to put theory into action tho

05-29-2018, 05:22 AM	#46894
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by tim60 That is the speed of what? PF? Or your connection? Connection. I have no idea how to test PF's speed. Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Nothing would upload this morning, including the home page ... now all AOK. I saw that Adam did a system reboot at midnight, don't remember which time zone.

05-29-2018, 06:24 AM - 3 Likes	#46896
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by savoche Since he also shoots handguns, is an experienced judo practitioner, and is built like an ox I usually prefer to keep things polite Originally posted by Aslyfox shot guns are the perfect self defense weapon This is my preferred method of self defence...

05-29-2018, 06:26 AM - 2 Likes	#46897
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,581	Originally posted by bertwert This is my preferred method of self defence... what ever floats your boat

05-29-2018, 10:20 AM - 2 Likes	#46899
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by robtcorl I have no idea how to test PF's speed. Open up the command line. Type ipconfig Type ping followed by the IP address for Pentax Forums. The result will be the response time from your computer, through your ISP, the Internet, the ISP of Pentax Forums and the server the forum resides on. Easy Squeeze No pain No stain

05-29-2018, 11:19 AM - 1 Like	#46900
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by Aslyfox shot guns are the perfect self defense weapon IMHO, never had to put theory into action tho Yeah, but you've then got that ammo problem to solve. Decisions, decisions.

05-29-2018, 12:07 PM - 1 Like	#46901
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,581	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Yeah, but you've then got that ammo problem to solve. Decisions, decisions. 00 buck shot followed by slug followed by 00 buck shot x 3 my 12 gauge Mossberg 500 holds 5 in the magazine

05-29-2018, 02:53 PM - 2 Likes	#46902
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by Aslyfox 00 buck shot followed by slug followed by 00 buck shot x 3 my 12 gauge Mossberg 500 holds 5 in the magazine I won't be knocking on your door dressed in a tuxedo, on Halloween.

05-29-2018, 04:26 PM - 1 Like	#46903
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Scatterguns are nice, and effective, but hard to conceal. Plus, you need some room to use them, and a bit of distance from the target. I prefer a Ruger Security Six, 357 Magnum, 6" barrel, in stainless. Fits nicely in a shoulder holster under my left arm.

05-29-2018, 04:32 PM	#46904
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Nothing would upload this morning, including the home page ... now all AOK. Same here.

05-29-2018, 04:39 PM - 1 Like	#46905
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,581	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Scatterguns are nice, and effective, but hard to conceal. Plus, you need some room to use them, and a bit of distance from the target. I prefer a Ruger Security Six, 357 Magnum, 6" barrel, in stainless. Fits nicely in a shoulder holster under my left arm. no need to conceal in my home and with an 18 inch slug barrel ---- and if the plan works out: I'm in the bed room with wife behind me on phone to 9 11 and I am saying, " I'm insured, take what you want, but don't show up in this door way"