why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

robtcorl · 09-16-2018, 07:45 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Lycra doesn't leave anything to the imagination.

VoiceOfReason · 09-16-2018, 09:57 PM

Just spent 12 hours putting in resumes. Feel free to pass my resume and LinkedIn profile to everyone!

https://www.linkedin.com/in/scottywbishop

Resume V1.7.2.pdf - Google Drive

MarkJerling · 09-16-2018, 10:13 PM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

Just spent 12 hours putting in resumes. Feel free to pass my resume and LinkedIn profile to everyone!

https://www.linkedin.com/in/scottywbishop

Resume V1.7.2.pdf - Google Drive

Good luck Scotty!

dbs · 09-16-2018, 10:20 PM - **1 Like**

Hi All

Scotty hang in there
Interesting food choices over the bigger pond ( I hope some of them can't swim )
And then there's lyrcra

Dave

**savoche** · 09-17-2018, 01:11 AM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

What sounds disgusting, but actually works, is coleslaw with chocolate sauce. Don't knock it until you've tried it!

Oh, but I do!

**savoche** · 09-17-2018, 01:24 AM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

Just spent 12 hours putting in resumes. Feel free to pass my resume and LinkedIn profile to everyone!

https://www.linkedin.com/in/scottywbishop

Resume V1.7.2.pdf - Google Drive

How far are you willing to move? I don't know the business at all, but wouldn't be surprised if someone this side of the pond would be interested in your experience, be it Cummins or other makers or dealers.

Is that what you guys over there call "throwing a curve ball"?

However that may be, good luck to you!

**CharLac** · 09-17-2018, 06:02 AM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Lycra doesn't leave anything to the imagination.

That's for sure

**CharLac** · 09-17-2018, 06:06 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

You've gotta have imagination

...or animated gifs

robtcorl · 09-17-2018, 06:14 AM

We've been mooned!

I need some fellow man sympathy, I think I have a head cold, either that or I've developed hay fever after all these years.
Haven't had a cold in I can't remember when, rough night, didn't get up until 7:20, feel like crap.

**gaweidert** · 09-17-2018, 06:18 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

And you didn't snap a picture or two?

No I didn't. Didn't even think to take one. It was funny how small that thing looked next to my Nissan Frontier.

**CharLac** · 09-17-2018, 06:49 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

We've been mooned!

I need some fellow man sympathy, I think I have a head cold, either that or I've developed hay fever after all these years.
Haven't had a cold in I can't remember when, rough night, didn't get up until 7:20, feel like crap.

Awwww, poor Bob...try a hot gin, lemon and honey

VoiceOfReason · 09-17-2018, 07:12 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

How far are you willing to move? I don't know the business at all, but wouldn't be surprised if someone this side of the pond would be interested in your experience, be it Cummins or other makers or dealers.

Is that what you guys over there call "throwing a curve ball"?

However that may be, good luck to you!

If need be I would. It would be awfully cold there though!

robtcorl · 09-17-2018, 07:14 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by CharLac

Awwww, poor Bob...try a hot gin, lemon and honey

Got no gin, will bourbon do?
To me winter colds aren't as bad as summer colds.
It's been hot here, 90's, and will be until Friday.

**savoche** · 09-17-2018, 07:37 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

We've been mooned!

I need some fellow man sympathy, I think I have a head cold, either that or I've developed hay fever after all these years.
Haven't had a cold in I can't remember when, rough night, didn't get up until 7:20, feel like crap.

Damn right - there's nothing worse than man flu. Nothing. Maybe having both legs crushed in a stone grinder comes close, but not very close.

Hot drinks and whisky, that's the only known remedy. Well, maybe bourbon will work on yous guys over there. Could be combined in an Irish coffee, of course. And then another one. If a little helps a bit, a big one helps more. Here, have another one!

Just get well, ok?

**savoche** · 09-17-2018, 07:41 AM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

If need be I would. It would be awfully cold there though!

Nah, it's not that cold here. Some (like me) struggle with the darkness, though. Sunrise at 10am and sunset at 3pm is not my kind of fun. Or up north, sunset in November, sunrise in January

But there are good things, too. Like 5 weeks of paid vacation

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09-16-2018, 07:45 PM - 1 Like	#57496
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Lycra doesn't leave anything to the imagination.

09-16-2018, 09:57 PM	#57497
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Just spent 12 hours putting in resumes. Feel free to pass my resume and LinkedIn profile to everyone! https://www.linkedin.com/in/scottywbishop Resume V1.7.2.pdf - Google Drive

09-16-2018, 10:13 PM	#57498
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason Just spent 12 hours putting in resumes. Feel free to pass my resume and LinkedIn profile to everyone! https://www.linkedin.com/in/scottywbishop Resume V1.7.2.pdf - Google Drive Good luck Scotty!

09-16-2018, 10:20 PM - 1 Like	#57499
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,563	Hi All Scotty hang in there Interesting food choices over the bigger pond ( I hope some of them can't swim ) And then there's lyrcra Dave

09-17-2018, 01:11 AM	#57500
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by MarkJerling What sounds disgusting, but actually works, is coleslaw with chocolate sauce. Don't knock it until you've tried it! Oh, but I do!

09-17-2018, 01:24 AM	#57501
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason Just spent 12 hours putting in resumes. Feel free to pass my resume and LinkedIn profile to everyone! https://www.linkedin.com/in/scottywbishop Resume V1.7.2.pdf - Google Drive How far are you willing to move? I don't know the business at all, but wouldn't be surprised if someone this side of the pond would be interested in your experience, be it Cummins or other makers or dealers. Is that what you guys over there call "throwing a curve ball"? However that may be, good luck to you!

09-17-2018, 06:02 AM - 4 Likes	#57502
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Lycra doesn't leave anything to the imagination. That's for sure

09-17-2018, 06:06 AM - 1 Like	#57503
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by robtcorl You've gotta have imagination ...or animated gifs

09-17-2018, 06:14 AM	#57504
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	We've been mooned! I need some fellow man sympathy, I think I have a head cold, either that or I've developed hay fever after all these years. Haven't had a cold in I can't remember when, rough night, didn't get up until 7:20, feel like crap.

09-17-2018, 06:18 AM - 1 Like	#57505
gaweidert Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Rochester, NY Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,325	Originally posted by Racer X 69 And you didn't snap a picture or two? No I didn't. Didn't even think to take one. It was funny how small that thing looked next to my Nissan Frontier.

09-17-2018, 06:49 AM - 2 Likes	#57506
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by robtcorl We've been mooned! I need some fellow man sympathy, I think I have a head cold, either that or I've developed hay fever after all these years. Haven't had a cold in I can't remember when, rough night, didn't get up until 7:20, feel like crap. Awwww, poor Bob...try a hot gin, lemon and honey

09-17-2018, 07:12 AM - 1 Like	#57507
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by savoche How far are you willing to move? I don't know the business at all, but wouldn't be surprised if someone this side of the pond would be interested in your experience, be it Cummins or other makers or dealers. Is that what you guys over there call "throwing a curve ball"? However that may be, good luck to you! If need be I would. It would be awfully cold there though!

09-17-2018, 07:14 AM - 1 Like	#57508
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by CharLac Awwww, poor Bob...try a hot gin, lemon and honey Got no gin, will bourbon do? To me winter colds aren't as bad as summer colds. It's been hot here, 90's, and will be until Friday.

09-17-2018, 07:37 AM - 2 Likes	#57509
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by robtcorl We've been mooned! I need some fellow man sympathy, I think I have a head cold, either that or I've developed hay fever after all these years. Haven't had a cold in I can't remember when, rough night, didn't get up until 7:20, feel like crap. Damn right - there's nothing worse than man flu. Nothing. Maybe having both legs crushed in a stone grinder comes close, but not very close. Hot drinks and whisky, that's the only known remedy. Well, maybe bourbon will work on yous guys over there. Could be combined in an Irish coffee, of course. And then another one. If a little helps a bit, a big one helps more. Here, have another one! Just get well, ok?

09-17-2018, 07:41 AM	#57510
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason If need be I would. It would be awfully cold there though! Nah, it's not that cold here. Some (like me) struggle with the darkness, though. Sunrise at 10am and sunset at 3pm is not my kind of fun. Or up north, sunset in November, sunrise in January But there are good things, too. Like 5 weeks of paid vacation