why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Racer X 69 · 11-01-2018, 03:46 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by savoche

Harvard makes good lawyers.

No such thing as a good lawyer.

Racer X 69 · 11-01-2018, 03:47 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

No such thing as a good lawyer.

Except maybe Shirley.

**savoche** · 11-01-2018, 03:51 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

No such thing as a good lawyer.

So Tim is right after all, then.

**savoche** · 11-01-2018, 03:53 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Except maybe Shirley.

Well, I know he's a good man. How good he at making people's lives miserable I don't know.

**BigMackCam** · 11-01-2018, 04:16 AM - **7 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

No such thing as a good lawyer.

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, Ker-plop!, right on his twitchy little nose.
"Oh, please excuse me!" said the ever-so-polite bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and couldn't see."
"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was MY fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail, and a dear twitchy little nose; YOU must be a BUNNY RABBIT!" And the little blind bunny was so pleased he danced with joy.
"I can't thank you enough," he said, "but, by the way, WHAT kind of animal are YOU?"
The snake replied that he didn't know, so the bunny agreed to examine HIM, and when he was finished, the bunny rabbit said, "You're hard, you're cold, and you're slimy... You must be a lawyer."

**savoche** · 11-01-2018, 04:17 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

November 1st is international cheap chocolate day...

Cheap? Where?!

Oh, international. I guess we only do national here

**BigMackCam** · 11-01-2018, 04:19 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

Cheap? Where?!

Oh, international. I guess we only do national here

Is anything cheap in Norway?

**savoche** · 11-01-2018, 04:20 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by BigMackCam

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, Ker-plop!, right on his twitchy little nose.
"Oh, please excuse me!" said the ever-so-polite bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and couldn't see."
"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was MY fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail, and a dear twitchy little nose; YOU must be a BUNNY RABBIT!" And the little blind bunny was so pleased he danced with joy.
"I can't thank you enough," he said, "but, by the way, WHAT kind of animal are YOU?"
The snake replied that he didn't know, so the bunny agreed to examine HIM, and when he was finished, the bunny rabbit said, "You're hard, you're cold, and you're slimy... You must be a lawyer."

Objection!

Snakes are not slimy.

**savoche** · 11-01-2018, 04:23 AM - **5 Likes**

Originally posted by BigMackCam

Is anything cheap in Norway?

Promises.

**BigMackCam** · 11-01-2018, 04:23 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by savoche

Objection!

Snakes are not slimy.

They are when they've been mixing with lawyers...

robtcorl · 11-01-2018, 05:37 AM - **5 Likes**

Originally posted by BigMackCam

Oh, please excuse me!" said the ever-so-polite bunny.

Originally posted by BigMackCam

That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was MY fault.

Must have been a Canadian rabbit and snake.

bertwert · 11-01-2018, 06:09 AM - **6 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

No such thing as a good lawyer.

Now, now, it's only the 99% of lawyers that give the other 1% a bad name...

**savoche** · 11-01-2018, 07:13 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

Now, now, it's only the 99% of lawyers that give the other 1% a bad name...

That sounds to be an awfully generous estimate.

But then, you're Canadian.

SSGGeezer · 11-01-2018, 07:28 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by BigMackCam

One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, Ker-plop!, right on his twitchy little nose.
"Oh, please excuse me!" said the ever-so-polite bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and couldn't see."
"That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was MY fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?"
"Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out."
So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail, and a dear twitchy little nose; YOU must be a BUNNY RABBIT!" And the little blind bunny was so pleased he danced with joy.
"I can't thank you enough," he said, "but, by the way, WHAT kind of animal are YOU?"
The snake replied that he didn't know, so the bunny agreed to examine HIM, and when he was finished, the bunny rabbit said, "You're hard, you're cold, and you're slimy... You must be a lawyer."

Cold slimy, with no balls... Is the way I was told this one. I had some lawyers I knew who expected a new lawyer joke every time they7 called me and this was the one that got the biggest laugh!

---------- Post added 11-01-18 at 07:29 AM ----------

Originally posted by savoche

Promises.

Certainly not the beer! Is bacon at least reasonably priced?

**savoche** · 11-01-2018, 07:53 AM

Originally posted by SSGGeezer

Certainly not the beer! Is bacon at least reasonably priced?

Define "reasonable"

Looks like it's about £11/kg (or $6.5/lb).

And from what I can see the beer is more expensive in Dubai than here

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11-01-2018, 03:46 AM - 2 Likes	#59146
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by savoche Harvard makes good lawyers. No such thing as a good lawyer.

11-01-2018, 03:47 AM - 1 Like	#59147
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by Racer X 69 No such thing as a good lawyer. Except maybe Shirley.

11-01-2018, 03:51 AM - 1 Like	#59148
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Racer X 69 No such thing as a good lawyer. So Tim is right after all, then.

11-01-2018, 03:53 AM - 2 Likes	#59149
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Except maybe Shirley. Well, I know he's a good man. How good he at making people's lives miserable I don't know.

11-01-2018, 04:16 AM - 7 Likes	#59150
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,669	Originally posted by Racer X 69 No such thing as a good lawyer. One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, Ker-plop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the ever-so-polite bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and couldn't see." "That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was MY fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?" "Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out." So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail, and a dear twitchy little nose; YOU must be a BUNNY RABBIT!" And the little blind bunny was so pleased he danced with joy. "I can't thank you enough," he said, "but, by the way, WHAT kind of animal are YOU?" The snake replied that he didn't know, so the bunny agreed to examine HIM, and when he was finished, the bunny rabbit said, "You're hard, you're cold, and you're slimy... You must be a lawyer."

11-01-2018, 04:17 AM - 1 Like	#59151
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by bertwert November 1st is international cheap chocolate day... Cheap? Where?! Oh, international. I guess we only do national here

11-01-2018, 04:19 AM - 1 Like	#59152
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,669	Originally posted by savoche Cheap? Where?! Oh, international. I guess we only do national here Is anything cheap in Norway?

11-01-2018, 04:20 AM - 2 Likes	#59153
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by BigMackCam One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, Ker-plop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the ever-so-polite bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and couldn't see." "That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was MY fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?" "Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out." So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail, and a dear twitchy little nose; YOU must be a BUNNY RABBIT!" And the little blind bunny was so pleased he danced with joy. "I can't thank you enough," he said, "but, by the way, WHAT kind of animal are YOU?" The snake replied that he didn't know, so the bunny agreed to examine HIM, and when he was finished, the bunny rabbit said, "You're hard, you're cold, and you're slimy... You must be a lawyer." Objection! Snakes are not slimy.

11-01-2018, 04:23 AM - 5 Likes	#59154
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by BigMackCam Is anything cheap in Norway? Promises.

11-01-2018, 04:23 AM - 3 Likes	#59155
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,669	Originally posted by savoche Objection! Snakes are not slimy. They are when they've been mixing with lawyers...

11-01-2018, 05:37 AM - 5 Likes	#59156
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by BigMackCam Oh, please excuse me!" said the ever-so-polite bunny. Originally posted by BigMackCam That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was MY fault. Must have been a Canadian rabbit and snake.

11-01-2018, 06:09 AM - 6 Likes	#59157
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by Racer X 69 No such thing as a good lawyer. Now, now, it's only the 99% of lawyers that give the other 1% a bad name...

11-01-2018, 07:13 AM - 2 Likes	#59158
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by bertwert Now, now, it's only the 99% of lawyers that give the other 1% a bad name... That sounds to be an awfully generous estimate. But then, you're Canadian.

11-01-2018, 07:28 AM - 1 Like	#59159
SSGGeezer Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: Indiana, U.S. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,845	Originally posted by BigMackCam One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, Ker-plop!, right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh, please excuse me!" said the ever-so-polite bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and couldn't see." "That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was MY fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?" "Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out." So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail, and a dear twitchy little nose; YOU must be a BUNNY RABBIT!" And the little blind bunny was so pleased he danced with joy. "I can't thank you enough," he said, "but, by the way, WHAT kind of animal are YOU?" The snake replied that he didn't know, so the bunny agreed to examine HIM, and when he was finished, the bunny rabbit said, "You're hard, you're cold, and you're slimy... You must be a lawyer." Cold slimy, with no balls... Is the way I was told this one. I had some lawyers I knew who expected a new lawyer joke every time they7 called me and this was the one that got the biggest laugh! ---------- Post added 11-01-18 at 07:29 AM ---------- Originally posted by savoche Promises. Certainly not the beer! Is bacon at least reasonably priced?

11-01-2018, 07:53 AM	#59160
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by SSGGeezer Certainly not the beer! Is bacon at least reasonably priced? Define "reasonable" Looks like it's about £11/kg (or $6.5/lb). And from what I can see the beer is more expensive in Dubai than here

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