why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

bertwert · 02-12-2019, 07:25 AM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by CharLac

Both of my friends

Look at this fancy guy here, with his two friends!

robtcorl · 02-12-2019, 07:36 AM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

Look at this fancy guy here, with his two friends!

At least they're not goats.

**CharLac** · 02-12-2019, 08:25 AM - **5 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

Look at this fancy guy here, with his two friends!

I can only afford to pay two people to be my friends

**savoche** · 02-12-2019, 10:32 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by CharLac

I can only afford to pay two people to be my friends

No way I will pay people to be my friends!!

Yes, that does mean you have more friends than I have

robtcorl · 02-12-2019, 10:46 AM - **3 Likes**

My youngest son is 31 today, he's an avid mountain, off road bike rider.
His sister posted this to his FB page, and his comment was:
"I’d like to go on record stating I do not and will not ever wear Lycra. Nobody wants to see that."

Racer X 69 · 02-12-2019, 11:09 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

My youngest son is 31 today, he's an avid mountain, off road bike rider.
His sister posted this to his FB page, and his comment was:
"I’d like to go on record stating I do not and will not ever wear Lycra. Nobody wants to see that."

Banana smuggling, eh?

robtcorl · 02-12-2019, 11:29 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Banana smuggling, eh?

Maybe that's why Mark likes Lycra so much, he's proud of his banana.

**savoche** · 02-12-2019, 11:55 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by CharLac

I just want do get away from my current high stress job before it kills me

Sounds like a plan. Then again, you will get away from it either way

**savoche** · 02-12-2019, 12:00 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Banana smuggling, eh?

Would you prefer snuggling?

**savoche** · 02-12-2019, 12:01 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Maybe that's why Mark likes Lycra so much, he's proud of his banana.

You Tube

SSGGeezer · 02-12-2019, 12:04 PM - **5 Likes**

No banana smuggling or snuggling please! Got the Job, starts next Monday morning. Gotta do it since that DA*11-18 won't magically appear in my bag \until I send some cash to a merchant.

eddie1960 · 02-12-2019, 12:23 PM

Originally posted by microlight

Typical. The first time I’ve been to Toronto for 20 years and there will be huh-yuge snow tomorrow and Wednesday. And I’ll be out amongst the Toronto drivers!!

Still, 66 and counting on Wednesday, and no thoughts yet of full retirement. Although many people say that being self-employed is semi-retirement anyway...

it's not that bad out imo, but people seem to have taken it as a total panic. I just wish i was up at a ski area, these are my favourite skiing days, hills quiet, not crowded good snow conditions, not too cold. ideal

Racer X 69 · 02-12-2019, 01:09 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by SSGGeezer

Got the Job, starts next Monday morning.

Greeter at your local Walmart?

robtcorl · 02-12-2019, 01:25 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Greeter at your local Walmart?

Reminds me of a true Walmart story.
A week or so ago, at a WM near here, a guy opened the freezer, took a key lime pie, then slammed the door so hard it broke the glass.
Police found the pie's box in another aisle, but no culprit or pie.
A scruffy looking dude was caught outside,
He smelled like key lime pie and had whipped cream on his mustache and clothes, they got their man.

https://fox2now.com/2019/02/01/man-breaks-freezer-door-steals-key-lime-pie-from-fenton-walmart/

Racer X 69 · 02-12-2019, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Reminds me of a true Walmart story.
A week or so ago, at a WM near here, a guy opened the freezer, took a key lime pie, then slammed the door so hard it broke the glass.
Police found the pie's box in another aisle, but no culprit or pie.
A scruffy looking dude was caught outside,
He smelled like key lime pie and had whipped cream on his mustache and clothes, they got their man.

Man Breaks Freezer Door, Steals Key Lime Pie From Missouri Walmart | Fort Smith/Fayetteville News | 5newsonline KFSM 5NEWS

Must have really had a craving for key lime pie.

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02-12-2019, 07:25 AM - 4 Likes	#62446
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by CharLac Both of my friends Look at this fancy guy here, with his two friends!

02-12-2019, 07:36 AM - 4 Likes	#62447
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by bertwert Look at this fancy guy here, with his two friends! At least they're not goats.

02-12-2019, 08:25 AM - 5 Likes	#62448
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by bertwert Look at this fancy guy here, with his two friends! I can only afford to pay two people to be my friends

02-12-2019, 10:32 AM - 3 Likes	#62449
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by CharLac I can only afford to pay two people to be my friends No way I will pay people to be my friends!! Yes, that does mean you have more friends than I have

02-12-2019, 10:46 AM - 3 Likes	#62450
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	My youngest son is 31 today, he's an avid mountain, off road bike rider. His sister posted this to his FB page, and his comment was: "I’d like to go on record stating I do not and will not ever wear Lycra. Nobody wants to see that."

02-12-2019, 11:09 AM - 2 Likes	#62451
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by robtcorl My youngest son is 31 today, he's an avid mountain, off road bike rider. His sister posted this to his FB page, and his comment was: "I’d like to go on record stating I do not and will not ever wear Lycra. Nobody wants to see that." Banana smuggling, eh?

02-12-2019, 11:29 AM - 1 Like	#62452
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Banana smuggling, eh? Maybe that's why Mark likes Lycra so much, he's proud of his banana.

02-12-2019, 11:55 AM - 2 Likes	#62453
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by CharLac I just want do get away from my current high stress job before it kills me Sounds like a plan. Then again, you will get away from it either way

02-12-2019, 12:00 PM - 1 Like	#62454
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Banana smuggling, eh? Would you prefer snuggling?

02-12-2019, 12:04 PM - 5 Likes	#62456
SSGGeezer Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: Indiana, U.S. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,845	No banana smuggling or snuggling please! Got the Job, starts next Monday morning. Gotta do it since that DA*11-18 won't magically appear in my bag \until I send some cash to a merchant.

02-12-2019, 12:23 PM	#62457
eddie1960 Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Toronto Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 13,666	Originally posted by microlight Typical. The first time I’ve been to Toronto for 20 years and there will be huh-yuge snow tomorrow and Wednesday. And I’ll be out amongst the Toronto drivers!! Still, 66 and counting on Wednesday, and no thoughts yet of full retirement. Although many people say that being self-employed is semi-retirement anyway... it's not that bad out imo, but people seem to have taken it as a total panic. I just wish i was up at a ski area, these are my favourite skiing days, hills quiet, not crowded good snow conditions, not too cold. ideal

02-12-2019, 01:09 PM - 1 Like	#62458
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by SSGGeezer Got the Job, starts next Monday morning. Greeter at your local Walmart?

02-12-2019, 01:25 PM - 1 Like	#62459
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Greeter at your local Walmart? Reminds me of a true Walmart story. A week or so ago, at a WM near here, a guy opened the freezer, took a key lime pie, then slammed the door so hard it broke the glass. Police found the pie's box in another aisle, but no culprit or pie. A scruffy looking dude was caught outside, He smelled like key lime pie and had whipped cream on his mustache and clothes, they got their man. https://fox2now.com/2019/02/01/man-breaks-freezer-door-steals-key-lime-pie-from-fenton-walmart/

02-12-2019, 01:27 PM	#62460
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by robtcorl Reminds me of a true Walmart story. A week or so ago, at a WM near here, a guy opened the freezer, took a key lime pie, then slammed the door so hard it broke the glass. Police found the pie's box in another aisle, but no culprit or pie. A scruffy looking dude was caught outside, He smelled like key lime pie and had whipped cream on his mustache and clothes, they got their man. Man Breaks Freezer Door, Steals Key Lime Pie From Missouri Walmart \| Fort Smith/Fayetteville News \| 5newsonline KFSM 5NEWS Must have really had a craving for key lime pie.