why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

MarkJerling · 03-18-2019, 03:25 PM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by CharLac

Good morning all! Monday, sigh. The Shih Tzu had us up at 3am cus she had a troubled tummy. I am sure it had nothing to do with all the rabbit poop she consumed yesterday. She was popping them back like popcorn on our walk Sunday morning. Oh well, soldier through today and early to bed tonight. Have a great day all.

So, the Shih Tzu was Shih Tzu'ing all over the rug?

**CharLac** · 03-18-2019, 03:28 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

So, the Shih Tzu was Shih Tzu'ing all over the rug?

Nope, she's quite a good dog; she let us know she needed to go out for her Shih Tzu'ing

**BigMackCam** · 03-18-2019, 03:41 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by CharLac

It's good to have a mod on board

I've taken a screen-shot of that. At some point in the future, I'll sell it at auction as an extremely rare, original item, with verifiable provenance from these forums. It will be purchased by the rich owner of a warehouse apartment in the City of London, and discussed as a curio over dinner with friends or colleagues, who will laugh heartily...

robtcorl · 03-18-2019, 03:50 PM - **3 Likes**

About that Porterhouse I mentioned the other day.
No boiling required.

**CharLac** · 03-18-2019, 03:53 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

No boiling required.

Thank goodness, common sense prevails

**CharLac** · 03-18-2019, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by BigMackCam

I've taken a screen-shot of that. At some point in the future, I'll sell it at auction as an extremely rare, original item, with verifiable provenance from these forums. It will be purchased by the rich owner of a warehouse apartment in the City of London, and discussed as a curio over dinner with friends or colleagues, who will laugh heartily...

**BigMackCam** · 03-18-2019, 03:54 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

About that Porterhouse I mentioned the other day.
No boiling required.

Sigh... I've got to start buying better steaks... and living somewhere that I can cook 'em outside more than five days each year...

**CharLac** · 03-18-2019, 03:57 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by BigMackCam

Sigh... I've got to start buying better steaks... and living somewhere that I can cook 'em outside more than five days each year...

Pffft, I BBQ year round...and it gets a tad nastier here than it does there

**BigMackCam** · 03-18-2019, 03:58 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by CharLac

Pffft, I BBQ year round...and it gets a tad nastier here than it does there

Hmmm... You must be Canadian, right?

**CharLac** · 03-18-2019, 04:06 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by BigMackCam

Hmmm... You must be Canadian, right?

Yep, we are hardy folk...not quite as hardy as the humble folk but still....so sorry

**BigMackCam** · 03-18-2019, 04:21 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by CharLac

Yep, we are hardy folk...not quite as hardy as the humble folk but still....so sorry

I love cooking outdoors but I don't want to be wearing a beaver-skin hat and furs while I'm doing it. I'm no "Jeremiah Johnson", that's fer sure

We're fairly hardy folk up here in the North East of England, but I guess I've become soft... If it's not dry and temperate enough for me to be comfortable in just a shirt and jeans, I'll leave the BBQ be and cook indoors

<Awaits a hail of abuse...>

MarkJerling · 03-18-2019, 04:25 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by BigMackCam

Sigh... I've got to start buying better steaks... and living somewhere that I can cook 'em outside more than five days each year...

Bad weather has never stopped a BBQ.

Parallax · 03-18-2019, 04:28 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

and that brings us right back to lutefisk.

Originally posted by Racer X 69

The circle of life.

No; "the breakfast of champions".

**BigMackCam** · 03-18-2019, 04:29 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Bad weather has never stopped a BBQ.

Well said... but in my book, it shouldn't encourage one either

**CharLac** · 03-18-2019, 04:29 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by BigMackCam

I love cooking outdoors but I don't want to be wearing a beaver-skin hat and furs while I'm doing it. I'm no "Jeremiah Johnson", that's fer sure

We're fairly hardy folk up here in the North East of England, but I guess I've become soft... If it's not dry and temperate enough for me to be comfortable in just a shirt and jeans, I'll leave the BBQ be and cook indoors

<Awaits a hail of abuse...>

It is good to see you know you will be getting some abuse...maybe even a hail

I usually BBQ in a hoody and jammy pants, no matter the weather... but that is just me

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03-18-2019, 03:25 PM - 4 Likes	#64366
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,403	Originally posted by CharLac Good morning all! Monday, sigh. The Shih Tzu had us up at 3am cus she had a troubled tummy. I am sure it had nothing to do with all the rabbit poop she consumed yesterday. She was popping them back like popcorn on our walk Sunday morning. Oh well, soldier through today and early to bed tonight. Have a great day all. So, the Shih Tzu was Shih Tzu'ing all over the rug?

03-18-2019, 03:28 PM - 2 Likes	#64367
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by MarkJerling So, the Shih Tzu was Shih Tzu'ing all over the rug? Nope, she's quite a good dog; she let us know she needed to go out for her Shih Tzu'ing

03-18-2019, 03:41 PM - 3 Likes	#64368
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,659	Originally posted by CharLac It's good to have a mod on board I've taken a screen-shot of that. At some point in the future, I'll sell it at auction as an extremely rare, original item, with verifiable provenance from these forums. It will be purchased by the rich owner of a warehouse apartment in the City of London, and discussed as a curio over dinner with friends or colleagues, who will laugh heartily...

03-18-2019, 03:50 PM - 3 Likes	#64369
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	About that Porterhouse I mentioned the other day. No boiling required.

03-18-2019, 03:53 PM - 3 Likes	#64370
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by robtcorl No boiling required. Thank goodness, common sense prevails

03-18-2019, 03:53 PM	#64371
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by BigMackCam I've taken a screen-shot of that. At some point in the future, I'll sell it at auction as an extremely rare, original item, with verifiable provenance from these forums. It will be purchased by the rich owner of a warehouse apartment in the City of London, and discussed as a curio over dinner with friends or colleagues, who will laugh heartily...

03-18-2019, 03:54 PM - 1 Like	#64372
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,659	Originally posted by robtcorl About that Porterhouse I mentioned the other day. No boiling required. Sigh... I've got to start buying better steaks... and living somewhere that I can cook 'em outside more than five days each year...

03-18-2019, 03:57 PM - 1 Like	#64373
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by BigMackCam Sigh... I've got to start buying better steaks... and living somewhere that I can cook 'em outside more than five days each year... Pffft, I BBQ year round...and it gets a tad nastier here than it does there

03-18-2019, 03:58 PM - 2 Likes	#64374
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,659	Originally posted by CharLac Pffft, I BBQ year round...and it gets a tad nastier here than it does there Hmmm... You must be Canadian, right?

03-18-2019, 04:06 PM - 3 Likes	#64375
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by BigMackCam Hmmm... You must be Canadian, right? Yep, we are hardy folk...not quite as hardy as the humble folk but still....so sorry

03-18-2019, 04:21 PM - 1 Like	#64376
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,659	Originally posted by CharLac Yep, we are hardy folk...not quite as hardy as the humble folk but still....so sorry I love cooking outdoors but I don't want to be wearing a beaver-skin hat and furs while I'm doing it. I'm no "Jeremiah Johnson", that's fer sure We're fairly hardy folk up here in the North East of England, but I guess I've become soft... If it's not dry and temperate enough for me to be comfortable in just a shirt and jeans, I'll leave the BBQ be and cook indoors <Awaits a hail of abuse...>

03-18-2019, 04:25 PM - 2 Likes	#64377
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,403	Originally posted by BigMackCam Sigh... I've got to start buying better steaks... and living somewhere that I can cook 'em outside more than five days each year... Bad weather has never stopped a BBQ.

03-18-2019, 04:28 PM - 3 Likes	#64378
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by robtcorl and that brings us right back to lutefisk. Originally posted by Racer X 69 The circle of life. No; "the breakfast of champions".

03-18-2019, 04:29 PM	#64379
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,659	Originally posted by MarkJerling Bad weather has never stopped a BBQ. Well said... but in my book, it shouldn't encourage one either

03-18-2019, 04:29 PM - 1 Like	#64380
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by BigMackCam I love cooking outdoors but I don't want to be wearing a beaver-skin hat and furs while I'm doing it. I'm no "Jeremiah Johnson", that's fer sure We're fairly hardy folk up here in the North East of England, but I guess I've become soft... If it's not dry and temperate enough for me to be comfortable in just a shirt and jeans, I'll leave the BBQ be and cook indoors <Awaits a hail of abuse...> It is good to see you know you will be getting some abuse...maybe even a hail I usually BBQ in a hoody and jammy pants, no matter the weather... but that is just me

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