why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**rod_grant** · 02-24-2014, 05:59 PM - **1 Like**

What a thread! It has tracked from the hatred of a particular five letter word containing the same letters as "choir", through many twists and turnings, medical procedures and the ethics of taking pictures in hospitals.
A psychologist should analyse this thread and we might well come to a new understanding of the human mind!

**Ex Finn.** · 02-24-2014, 06:03 PM

Talk about ambidextrous and shooting

He saw the hociR.

You Tube

Parallax · 02-24-2014, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by dansamy

Moms have an eye twitch!

When moms switch to wife mode the eye twitch turns to a blinkless, icy stare.

j2photos · 02-24-2014, 06:06 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

When moms switch to wife mode the eye twitch turns to a blinkless, icy stare.

of death.

There i fixed it

Racer X 69 · 02-24-2014, 06:15 PM

Originally posted by dansamy

Moms have an eye twitch!

An you draw blood from it?

waterfall · 02-24-2014, 06:23 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Talk about ambidextrous and shooting

He saw the hociR.

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKYyYGf4l8Y

Call him Ishmael.

---------- Post added 02-24-14 at 07:27 PM ----------

Originally posted by rod_grant

What a thread! It has tracked from the hatred of a particular five letter word containing the same letters as "choir", through many twists and turnings, medical procedures and the ethics of taking pictures in hospitals.
A psychologist should analyse this thread and we might well come to a new understanding of the human mind!

I doubt it. Nobody can explain the inexplicable. Or the intimate linkage of insidious lunacy and Lens Buying Addiction. And only Moby Dick knows why Ahab was obsessed with 18% Neutral Gray.

**jac** · 02-24-2014, 06:33 PM

Originally posted by monochrome

So where's the Mom vein?

Mom's don't have veins. In general, they're all heart.

Racer X 69 · 02-24-2014, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by waterfall

Nobody can explain the inexplicable. Or the intimate linkage of insidious lunacy and Lens Buying Addiction.

It does defy explanation, doesn't it?

**monochrome** · 02-24-2014, 06:39 PM

Originally posted by rod_grant

What a thread! It has tracked from the hatred of a particular five letter word containing the same letters as "choir", . . .

That spelling of that-which-shall-not-be-painted-on-our-cameras is for Pentax Fanbois, as in, "They're singing in the Pentax Choir." It is effectively the opposite of hociR.

Racer X 69 · 02-24-2014, 06:59 PM

Originally posted by jac

Mom's don't have veins. In general, they're all heart.

Just don't get one mad.

j2photos · 02-24-2014, 07:02 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Just don't get one mad.

If Mamma aint happy, aint nobody happy.

Racer X 69 · 02-24-2014, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by j2photos

If Mamma aint happy, aint nobody happy.

That's right.

Happy wife, happy life.

The heck with hociR.

j2photos · 02-24-2014, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

That's right.

Happy wife, happy life.

The heck with hociR.

But if the wife wants a hociR, you best get her one.

Parallax · 02-24-2014, 07:14 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by j2photos

But if the wife wants a hociR, you best get her one.

Oh, don't try and pull that one as your excuse for buying a K -3.

j2photos · 02-24-2014, 07:17 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Oh, don't try and pull that one as your excuse for buying a K -3.

whatever do you mean?

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02-24-2014, 05:59 PM - 1 Like	#6466
rod_grant Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Wangaratta, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 6,951	What a thread! It has tracked from the hatred of a particular five letter word containing the same letters as "choir", through many twists and turnings, medical procedures and the ethics of taking pictures in hospitals. A psychologist should analyse this thread and we might well come to a new understanding of the human mind!

02-24-2014, 06:04 PM	#6468
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by dansamy Moms have an eye twitch! When moms switch to wife mode the eye twitch turns to a blinkless, icy stare.

02-24-2014, 06:06 PM	#6469
j2photos Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Manteca, CA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,653	Originally posted by Parallax When moms switch to wife mode the eye twitch turns to a blinkless, icy stare. of death. There i fixed it

02-24-2014, 06:15 PM	#6470
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by dansamy Moms have an eye twitch! An you draw blood from it?

02-24-2014, 06:23 PM	#6471
waterfall Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Northern Minnesota Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,812	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Talk about ambidextrous and shooting He saw the hociR. http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKYyYGf4l8Y Call him Ishmael. ---------- Post added 02-24-14 at 07:27 PM ---------- Originally posted by rod_grant What a thread! It has tracked from the hatred of a particular five letter word containing the same letters as "choir", through many twists and turnings, medical procedures and the ethics of taking pictures in hospitals. A psychologist should analyse this thread and we might well come to a new understanding of the human mind! I doubt it. Nobody can explain the inexplicable. Or the intimate linkage of insidious lunacy and Lens Buying Addiction. And only Moby Dick knows why Ahab was obsessed with 18% Neutral Gray.

02-24-2014, 06:33 PM	#6472
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by monochrome So where's the Mom vein? Mom's don't have veins. In general, they're all heart.

02-24-2014, 06:34 PM	#6473
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by waterfall Nobody can explain the inexplicable. Or the intimate linkage of insidious lunacy and Lens Buying Addiction. It does defy explanation, doesn't it?

02-24-2014, 06:39 PM	#6474
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by rod_grant What a thread! It has tracked from the hatred of a particular five letter word containing the same letters as "choir", . . . That spelling of that-which-shall-not-be-painted-on-our-cameras is for Pentax Fanbois, as in, "They're singing in the Pentax Choir." It is effectively the opposite of hociR.

02-24-2014, 06:59 PM	#6475
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by jac Mom's don't have veins. In general, they're all heart. Just don't get one mad.

02-24-2014, 07:02 PM	#6476
j2photos Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Manteca, CA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,653	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Just don't get one mad. If Mamma aint happy, aint nobody happy.

02-24-2014, 07:09 PM	#6477
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by j2photos If Mamma aint happy, aint nobody happy. That's right. Happy wife, happy life. The heck with hociR.

02-24-2014, 07:11 PM	#6478
j2photos Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Manteca, CA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,653	Originally posted by Racer X 69 That's right. Happy wife, happy life. The heck with hociR. But if the wife wants a hociR, you best get her one.

02-24-2014, 07:14 PM - 1 Like	#6479
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by j2photos But if the wife wants a hociR, you best get her one. Oh, don't try and pull that one as your excuse for buying a K -3.

02-24-2014, 07:17 PM	#6480
j2photos Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Manteca, CA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,653	Originally posted by Parallax Oh, don't try and pull that one as your excuse for buying a K -3. whatever do you mean?