why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

dbs · 01-15-2020, 08:36 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Everything, Dave.

Everything.

Well I am used to that.

Racer X 69 · 01-16-2020, 07:15 AM

Originally posted by dbs

You have the day off....good......

Yes.

With pay too.

They did the same thing back in 1996 for inclement weather.

Originally posted by dbs

.....from Mr Alien or work or both..?

Just work Dave.

The date with Dr. Alien Anal Probe is still on.

Oh, and the good doctor is a woman, not a man.

A very attractive woman I might add. I've had this procedure four times now, the first was a female doctor (different than this one, who left her practice to raise children), the second a male doctor (who I fired because of his poor performance as a doctor), and the third with the same nice woman who will be providing Friday's adventure.

dbs · 01-16-2020, 09:01 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Yes.

With pay too.

They did the same thing back in 1996 for inclement weather.

Just work Dave.

The date with Dr. Alien Anal Probe is still on.

Oh, and the good doctor is a woman, not a man.

A very attractive woman I might add. I've had this procedure four times now, the first was a female doctor (different than this one, who left her practice to raise children), the second a male doctor (who I fired because of his poor performance as a doctor), and the third with the same nice woman who will be providing Friday's adventure.

Hi Racer

At least the Alien is not a complete Alien then.
Days off for the weather not over here... nup ...never....well not in the jobs I've had over the years.

Dave

robtcorl · 01-16-2020, 09:35 AM - **2 Likes**

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Racer X 69 · 01-16-2020, 11:30 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Very appropriate Bob.

I love it.

So, since we are just past the Christmas holidays, should it be candy cane then?

Of since Valentines Day is right around the corner, chocolate perhaps?

Racer X 69 · 01-16-2020, 11:38 AM

Originally posted by dbs

Hi Racer

At least the Alien is not a complete Alien then.

Well she is an alien of sorts, as she is of Asian extraction. My guess is she is Vietnamese, likely a toddler when her family escaped the war back in the 1970's.

Racer X 69 · 01-16-2020, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Something went wrong with the coding there Bob, so I fixed it.

Another very funny one too.

cheesy

**savoche** · 01-16-2020, 12:18 PM - **1 Like**

I know something that is more anal than colonoscopy, and that is a company called Apple Inc. I knew I was tempting fate when not making an effort to replace iTunes for dowloading podcasts, but... deleting every bleeping podcast apart from the last three? Really? Deciding that nobody wants to keep anything older than, what, a month? Really? Not even bothering to ask one bleeping little question? Really?

When my blood pressure kills me it will be your fault, Apple. You just managed to give Air France a run for the title of World's Largest Pool of Incompetence.

Yes, I'm being overly polite.

What a bunch of....

**savoche** · 01-16-2020, 12:21 PM - **2 Likes**

Ok, I guess they got the iPoop right.

RoxnDox · 01-16-2020, 12:33 PM

Originally posted by bertwert

Page 4996...

I'm on the default setting of 15 posts per page - you can change that in your settings.

D’oh! Had forgotten about that option, been so long... I’d rather scroll than load new pages, so mine is set to the max 75.

dbs · 01-16-2020, 12:36 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Well she is an alien of sorts, as she is of Asian extraction. My guess is she is Vietnamese, likely a toddler when her family escaped the war back in the 1970's.

Hi Racer

I see our interpretation of Alien are different
An Alien to me is ' not of this world ', amongst the stars and no not hollywood

Where yours is an migrant from another country.

Hence the Alien probing from 'B' grade sci-fi movies.

Dave

dbs · 01-16-2020, 12:38 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by RoxnDox

D’oh! Had forgotten about that option, been so long... I’d rather scroll than load new pages, so mine is set to the max 75.

Hi Jim
Thats a lot of scrolling only to find out its on the page before.

Dave

RoxnDox · 01-16-2020, 12:44 PM

Happens rarely enough that I don’t mind much...

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01-15-2020, 08:36 PM	#74956
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,565	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Everything, Dave. Everything. Well I am used to that.

01-16-2020, 07:15 AM	#74957
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by dbs You have the day off....good...... Yes. With pay too. They did the same thing back in 1996 for inclement weather. Originally posted by dbs .....from Mr Alien or work or both..? Just work Dave. The date with Dr. Alien Anal Probe is still on. Oh, and the good doctor is a woman, not a man. A very attractive woman I might add. I've had this procedure four times now, the first was a female doctor (different than this one, who left her practice to raise children), the second a male doctor (who I fired because of his poor performance as a doctor), and the third with the same nice woman who will be providing Friday's adventure.

01-16-2020, 09:01 AM	#74958
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,565	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Yes. With pay too. They did the same thing back in 1996 for inclement weather. Just work Dave. The date with Dr. Alien Anal Probe is still on. Oh, and the good doctor is a woman, not a man. A very attractive woman I might add. I've had this procedure four times now, the first was a female doctor (different than this one, who left her practice to raise children), the second a male doctor (who I fired because of his poor performance as a doctor), and the third with the same nice woman who will be providing Friday's adventure. Hi Racer At least the Alien is not a complete Alien then. Days off for the weather not over here... nup ...never....well not in the jobs I've had over the years. Dave

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01-16-2020, 11:30 AM - 1 Like	#74962
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by robtcorl Very appropriate Bob. I love it. So, since we are just past the Christmas holidays, should it be candy cane then? Of since Valentines Day is right around the corner, chocolate perhaps?

01-16-2020, 11:38 AM	#74963
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by dbs Hi Racer At least the Alien is not a complete Alien then. Well she is an alien of sorts, as she is of Asian extraction. My guess is she is Vietnamese, likely a toddler when her family escaped the war back in the 1970's.

01-16-2020, 11:42 AM	#74964
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by robtcorl Something went wrong with the coding there Bob, so I fixed it. Another very funny one too.

01-16-2020, 12:18 PM - 1 Like	#74965
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	I know something that is more anal than colonoscopy, and that is a company called Apple Inc. I knew I was tempting fate when not making an effort to replace iTunes for dowloading podcasts, but... deleting every bleeping podcast apart from the last three? Really? Deciding that nobody wants to keep anything older than, what, a month? Really? Not even bothering to ask one bleeping little question? Really? When my blood pressure kills me it will be your fault, Apple. You just managed to give Air France a run for the title of World's Largest Pool of Incompetence. Yes, I'm being overly polite. What a bunch of....

01-16-2020, 12:21 PM - 2 Likes	#74966
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Ok, I guess they got the iPoop right.

01-16-2020, 12:33 PM	#74967
RoxnDox Pentaxian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington, USA, Terra Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,494	Originally posted by bertwert Page 4996... I'm on the default setting of 15 posts per page - you can change that in your settings. D’oh! Had forgotten about that option, been so long... I’d rather scroll than load new pages, so mine is set to the max 75.

01-16-2020, 12:36 PM	#74968
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,565	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Well she is an alien of sorts, as she is of Asian extraction. My guess is she is Vietnamese, likely a toddler when her family escaped the war back in the 1970's. Hi Racer I see our interpretation of Alien are different An Alien to me is ' not of this world ', amongst the stars and no not hollywood Where yours is an migrant from another country. Hence the Alien probing from 'B' grade sci-fi movies. Dave

01-16-2020, 12:38 PM - 1 Like	#74969
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,565	Originally posted by RoxnDox D’oh! Had forgotten about that option, been so long... I’d rather scroll than load new pages, so mine is set to the max 75. Hi Jim Thats a lot of scrolling only to find out its on the page before. Dave

01-16-2020, 12:44 PM	#74970
RoxnDox Pentaxian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington, USA, Terra Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,494	Happens rarely enough that I don’t mind much...