why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

bertwert · 04-02-2020, 07:49 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

I made bread pudding yesterday.
Thought y'all would want to know.

We're all very proud of you Bob.

robtcorl · 04-02-2020, 08:02 AM - **3 Likes**

Riding a unicycle is one of those thing I know I could't do without even trying.

bertwert · 04-02-2020, 08:05 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Riding a unicycle is one of those thing I know I could't do without even trying.

Well, obviously you couldn't do it without trying...

But in seriousness, it's no harder than learning to ride a bike. Or so they say.

robtcorl · 04-02-2020, 08:13 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

Well, obviously you couldn't do it without trying...

Should I change that from even to ever just for you?

Racer X 69 · 04-02-2020, 08:53 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Riding a unicycle is one of those thing I know I could't do without even trying.

I tried it once.

Long ago, in a land time forgot, I tried a unicycle. Just didn’t have the patience to get past the initial balance thing.

Yet I could ride a wheelie on any bike, nearly indefinitely.

Go figure.

Parallax · 04-02-2020, 09:14 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

I made bread pudding yesterday.
Thought y'all would want to know.

LOL

That reminds me of what I think is the second greatest thread ever.
I had a cheese sandwich - PentaxForums.com

You don't need to read the whole thread to get the story. Post 4 and posts 66, through 68 should do it

robtcorl · 04-02-2020, 09:48 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

LOL

That reminds me of what I think is the second greatest thread ever.
I had a cheese sandwich - PentaxForums.com

Dang, missed my shot at starting another hot thread.

Racer X 69 · 04-02-2020, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

LOL

That reminds me of what I think is the second greatest thread ever.
I had a cheese sandwich - PentaxForums.com

You don't need to read the whole thread to get the story. Post 4 and posts 66, through 68 should do it

This one raises more questions than it answers.

Originally posted by Adam

bertwert · 04-02-2020, 11:25 AM - **2 Likes**

Half the posts in that post are just saying that the post is pointless...

robtcorl · 04-02-2020, 12:15 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

This one raises more questions than it answers.

My thoughts too, I thought maybe it went over my head.

**StiffLegged** · 04-02-2020, 01:29 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

Half the posts in that post are just saying that the post is pointless...

There's a number of threads near here which are tremendously pointless, but they do take themselves terribly seriously and it's difficult to laugh at them without triggering apoplectic reactions. At least here we don't take anything seriously. Except bacon.

Now that's an idea. A bacon and egg exploding banjo. Mmmmmmm!!

Egg Banjo - YouTube

bertwert · 04-02-2020, 01:38 PM

Originally posted by StiffLegged

Now that's an idea. A bacon and egg exploding banjo. Mmmmmmm!!

Egg Banjo - YouTube

....?

**StiffLegged** · 04-02-2020, 01:49 PM - **4 Likes**

Do use your imagination, Bert! You pick up a freshly prepared fried egg (and bacon - mustn't forget the bacon) sandwich or roll and bite enthusiastically into said steaming aromatic delicacy. Almost every time the yolk will burst explosively, squirting runny yolk over your shirt, sweater or string vest. The immediate reaction is to hoist the sarnie to the side with one hand while brushing yolk (unsuccessfully) from your attire. It is at this moment the stance adopted is most reminiscent of the player of a stringed instrument from which the name is derived.

I do hope that's clear...

Racer X 69 · 04-02-2020, 01:54 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

My thoughts too, I thought maybe it went over my head.

Octageeks?

Is there more about Ocotomom than the news let on?

And why is that woman staring at her Stoopit Phon like that? Is she watching Ocotomom giving birth? Or is she reading that Ocotomom is pregnant with another litter"

Can Heironymus Merkin ever forget Mercy Humppe and find true Happiness?

MikeyBugs95 · 04-02-2020, 02:19 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by StiffLegged

There's a number of threads near here which are tremendously pointless, but they do take themselves terribly seriously and it's difficult to laugh at them without triggering apoplectic reactions. At least here we don't take anything seriously. Except bacon.

Now that's an idea. A bacon and egg exploding banjo. Mmmmmmm!!

Egg Banjo - YouTube

You know, earlier I had made myself a bowl of ramen when I saw a carton of eggs sitting out and I thought "I should've made bacon and eggs instead." But instead I just ate my ramen bowl with a cup of coffee.

Luckily, all the time is a good time for bacon.

04-02-2020, 01:29 PM - 1 Like	#76631
StiffLegged Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2018 Photos: Gallery Posts: 4,617	Originally posted by bertwert Half the posts in that post are just saying that the post is pointless... There's a number of threads near here which are tremendously pointless, but they do take themselves terribly seriously and it's difficult to laugh at them without triggering apoplectic reactions. At least here we don't take anything seriously. Except bacon. Now that's an idea. A bacon and egg exploding banjo. Mmmmmmm!! Egg Banjo - YouTube Last edited by StiffLegged; 04-02-2020 at 01:38 PM.

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04-02-2020, 07:49 AM - 2 Likes	#76621
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by robtcorl I made bread pudding yesterday. Thought y'all would want to know. We're all very proud of you Bob.

04-02-2020, 08:02 AM - 3 Likes	#76622
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Riding a unicycle is one of those thing I know I could't do without even trying.

04-02-2020, 08:05 AM - 2 Likes	#76623
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by robtcorl Riding a unicycle is one of those thing I know I could't do without even trying. Well, obviously you couldn't do it without trying... But in seriousness, it's no harder than learning to ride a bike. Or so they say.

04-02-2020, 08:13 AM - 1 Like	#76624
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by bertwert Well, obviously you couldn't do it without trying... Should I change that from even to ever just for you?

04-02-2020, 08:53 AM	#76625
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by robtcorl Riding a unicycle is one of those thing I know I could't do without even trying. I tried it once. Long ago, in a land time forgot, I tried a unicycle. Just didn’t have the patience to get past the initial balance thing. Yet I could ride a wheelie on any bike, nearly indefinitely. Go figure.

04-02-2020, 09:14 AM - 3 Likes	#76626
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by robtcorl I made bread pudding yesterday. Thought y'all would want to know. LOL That reminds me of what I think is the second greatest thread ever. I had a cheese sandwich - PentaxForums.com You don't need to read the whole thread to get the story. Post 4 and posts 66, through 68 should do it

04-02-2020, 09:48 AM - 1 Like	#76627
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Parallax LOL That reminds me of what I think is the second greatest thread ever. I had a cheese sandwich - PentaxForums.com Dang, missed my shot at starting another hot thread.

04-02-2020, 10:20 AM	#76628
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Parallax LOL That reminds me of what I think is the second greatest thread ever. I had a cheese sandwich - PentaxForums.com You don't need to read the whole thread to get the story. Post 4 and posts 66, through 68 should do it This one raises more questions than it answers. Originally posted by Adam

04-02-2020, 11:25 AM - 2 Likes	#76629
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Half the posts in that post are just saying that the post is pointless...

04-02-2020, 12:15 PM - 1 Like	#76630
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 This one raises more questions than it answers. My thoughts too, I thought maybe it went over my head.

04-02-2020, 01:38 PM	#76632
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by StiffLegged Now that's an idea. A bacon and egg exploding banjo. Mmmmmmm!! Egg Banjo - YouTube ....?

04-02-2020, 01:49 PM - 4 Likes	#76633
StiffLegged Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2018 Photos: Gallery Posts: 4,617	Do use your imagination, Bert! You pick up a freshly prepared fried egg (and bacon - mustn't forget the bacon) sandwich or roll and bite enthusiastically into said steaming aromatic delicacy. Almost every time the yolk will burst explosively, squirting runny yolk over your shirt, sweater or string vest. The immediate reaction is to hoist the sarnie to the side with one hand while brushing yolk (unsuccessfully) from your attire. It is at this moment the stance adopted is most reminiscent of the player of a stringed instrument from which the name is derived. I do hope that's clear...

04-02-2020, 01:54 PM	#76634
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by robtcorl My thoughts too, I thought maybe it went over my head. Octageeks? Is there more about Ocotomom than the news let on? And why is that woman staring at her Stoopit Phon like that? Is she watching Ocotomom giving birth? Or is she reading that Ocotomom is pregnant with another litter" Can Heironymus Merkin ever forget Mercy Humppe and find true Happiness?

04-02-2020, 02:19 PM - 1 Like	#76635
MikeyBugs95 Pentaxian Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: New York Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,206	Originally posted by StiffLegged There's a number of threads near here which are tremendously pointless, but they do take themselves terribly seriously and it's difficult to laugh at them without triggering apoplectic reactions. At least here we don't take anything seriously. Except bacon. Now that's an idea. A bacon and egg exploding banjo. Mmmmmmm!! Egg Banjo - YouTube You know, earlier I had made myself a bowl of ramen when I saw a carton of eggs sitting out and I thought "I should've made bacon and eggs instead." But instead I just ate my ramen bowl with a cup of coffee. Luckily, all the time is a good time for bacon.