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03-22-2014, 02:22 PM   #7756
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The technique is still pretty much the same. It starts with "Aaaw, c'mom. Please???!!?"

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Hmmm. Now, according to Step 2, I'm going to need trois femmes, one with only one leg. And I haven't rolled stockings off a lady in many, many years. As I recall, just getting one of them to hold still was a bit of a chore. Has the technique changed in the 21st century?
Depends on the century the femme was born to.

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Well, I would be one of the last persons to ask that one to ... got married last century, so kind of "outdated" as well ... J
Again, the century your femme is from would play an indispensable role in your technique.

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The technique is still pretty much the same. It starts with "Aaaw, c'mom. Please???!!?"
Three hours of begging does not constitute foreplay. Ask Racer.
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If we want good ideas, we need to ask the girls.
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QuoteOriginally posted by Brand X Quote
Three hours of begging does not constitute foreplay. Ask Racer.


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Oh, you guys were talking about stuffing sausages! Sick! You all should be ashamed!!
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And you thought..what, pray tell??
03-22-2014, 04:07 PM   #7762
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And you thought..what, pray tell??
Well, the last words in M. Poitier's recipe do say 'Va jouer', 'Go play'.
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Um. Wow.

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Lol. Did my "um. Wow" stop the conversation? Just kidding. Carry on...
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Ever notice this at a party? Happens everytime the guys look around and realize the women are listening.

All of a sudden they are frantically thinking to themselves; "What exactly did she hear?"

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Then they slowly and nonchalantly break up and go find another beer or some cheese and crackers.
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I see. Well don't mind me, guys. I'll just go locate that cheese...
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Thread killer...
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QuoteOriginally posted by Brand X Quote
Three hours of begging does not constitute foreplay. Ask Racer.
+1! ROFL!

But Tokyo is still doomed.

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Well, the last words in M. Poitier's recipe do say 'Va jouer', 'Go play'.
Yahbut... even I, who have almost no French, figured out that it was a recipe (instructions?) for a dog toy. Not sure where the sausage comes in, though. Maybe hociR scarfed it...
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Three ladies in a row. I guess all the guys have gone to the mattresses with cheese and crackers until this blows over.
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But that means you have us all to yourself!
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