why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

stevebrot · 06-21-2014, 10:39 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Mag, somebody is going to buy that K-30. Don't you deserve it more than some nameless, faceless person? Hmmmmmm?

Deny the hociR its prey and buy the K-30!

Steve

**monochrome** · 06-22-2014, 05:48 AM

Originally posted by stevebrot

Deny the hociR its prey and buy the K-30!

Steve

Or (reportedly) the 645z. I'd almost think they subscribe to this thread.

Racer X 69 · 06-22-2014, 07:26 AM

Originally posted by magkelly

The K5II just makes more sense, for me, but that red K-30 still sings a siren song every time I see one...

They sell red spray paint at the hardware store.

Just sayin'.......

Racer X 69 · 06-22-2014, 07:46 AM

Originally posted by monochrome

Find the user Bondezire's Threads.

Ah!

I get it now!

So many contributions from a very new member to our group.

And almost exclusively NSFW. How is it some guys have "all the luck"?

**monochrome** · 06-22-2014, 09:33 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Ah!

I get it now!

So many contributions from a very new member to our group.

And almost exclusively NSFW. How is it some guys have "all the luck"?

Simple.

He (we presume) chooses beautiful models, lighting and locations and he knows his craft.

Jean Poitiers · 06-22-2014, 10:11 AM

Discrimination !!! hociR favors "landscape" orientations ... it's mark is below the flat landscape style preview screen of the K-3. Is the hociR mark on the grip in the other orientation ?!

(a blatant FB image steal)

**gaweidert** · 06-22-2014, 02:09 PM

Jean Poitiers, That image cracked me up.

Well I keep visiting the B&H website and adding a K3 to my cart but just can't pull the trigger on one. Getting harder now that I can get a battery grip and a FLU card for free with it.

You see if all goes as planned, I will be in North Dakota, Montana, And Idaho before heading down towards Nevada in late August. I am hoping to see if I can spot Racer X 69 and snap a photo of him to post here. I think I will be able to know it's him when I see the trucker photographing bugs smashed into this grill.

Joel B · 06-23-2014, 07:50 AM

I woke up to find Otis's army has invaded my back yard! Looks like they are digging in! Are they in league with livE hociR???

stevebrot · 06-23-2014, 11:51 AM

Originally posted by Joel B

I woke up to find Otis's army has invaded my back yard! Looks like they are digging in! Are they in league with livE hociR???

Quite plausible and definitely disturbing. I have noticed unusual squirrel activity in my backyard as of late as well.

Steve

Joel B · 06-23-2014, 11:59 AM

I can't prove it, but I think they were responsible for dropping 3 tons of oak tree into my neighbors yard! A way to keep me busy and away from this rebel thread!!

karro · 06-23-2014, 12:38 PM

be strong, comrades. ¡No pasarán!
karro, guerrilla warrior against Teh Office Hours, obviously invented by hociR.

Joel B · 06-23-2014, 01:25 PM

Give me Pentax or give me death!! Even if attacked by a horde of squirrels hopped up on NSFW photos, I will not give in!!!

---------- Post added 06-23-14 at 03:27 PM ----------

Besides I just taught my K100D a new trick: EZ-Share card!! Pretty slick and only $36.

**jac** · 06-23-2014, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by Joel B

I can't prove it, but I think they were responsible for dropping 3 tons of oak tree into my neighbors yard! A way to keep me busy and away from this rebel thread!!

That sound more like beavers to me. Same family, bigger teeth.

karro · 06-23-2014, 04:32 PM

beavers with teeth?? hociR, forbid!
..
..
ah. That kind of beavers, alright.. got a moment here! [language barrier and whatnot]

**Ex Finn.** · 06-23-2014, 05:45 PM

Today at work, we saw a squirrel... (For sure, it was not a beaver with teeth

)

It had climbed a painted concrete wall 3 stories high and was just hanging out, couple feet below the eave.
Here is the weird part (squirrel experts please chime in) this thing was about 16 to 18 inches long, NOT counting the long skinny tail that had very little hair.
Biggest darn tree-rat I have ever seen. Could it be Godzilla`s pet squirrel?
After seeing this monster I have doubts of hociR and The UnK3named camera being up to the task of recording such a beast.

06-23-2014, 05:45 PM	#9075
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Today at work, we saw a squirrel... (For sure, it was not a beaver with teeth) It had climbed a painted concrete wall 3 stories high and was just hanging out, couple feet below the eave. Here is the weird part (squirrel experts please chime in) this thing was about 16 to 18 inches long, NOT counting the long skinny tail that had very little hair. Biggest darn tree-rat I have ever seen. Could it be Godzilla`s pet squirrel? After seeing this monster I have doubts of hociR and The UnK3named camera being up to the task of recording such a beast. Last edited by Ex Finn.; 06-23-2014 at 05:56 PM.

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06-21-2014, 10:39 PM	#9061
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by Parallax Mag, somebody is going to buy that K-30. Don't you deserve it more than some nameless, faceless person? Hmmmmmm? Deny the hociR its prey and buy the K-30! Steve

06-22-2014, 05:48 AM	#9062
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by stevebrot Deny the hociR its prey and buy the K-30! Steve Or (reportedly) the 645z. I'd almost think they subscribe to this thread.

06-22-2014, 07:26 AM	#9063
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by magkelly The K5II just makes more sense, for me, but that red K-30 still sings a siren song every time I see one... They sell red spray paint at the hardware store. Just sayin'.......

06-22-2014, 07:46 AM	#9064
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by monochrome Find the user Bondezire's Threads. Ah! I get it now! So many contributions from a very new member to our group. And almost exclusively NSFW. How is it some guys have "all the luck"?

06-22-2014, 09:33 AM	#9065
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Ah! I get it now! So many contributions from a very new member to our group. And almost exclusively NSFW. How is it some guys have "all the luck"? Simple. He (we presume) chooses beautiful models, lighting and locations and he knows his craft.

06-22-2014, 10:11 AM	#9066
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Discrimination !!! hociR favors "landscape" orientations ... it's mark is below the flat landscape style preview screen of the K-3. Is the hociR mark on the grip in the other orientation ?! (a blatant FB image steal)

06-22-2014, 02:09 PM	#9067
gaweidert Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Rochester, NY Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,325	Jean Poitiers, That image cracked me up. Well I keep visiting the B&H website and adding a K3 to my cart but just can't pull the trigger on one. Getting harder now that I can get a battery grip and a FLU card for free with it. You see if all goes as planned, I will be in North Dakota, Montana, And Idaho before heading down towards Nevada in late August. I am hoping to see if I can spot Racer X 69 and snap a photo of him to post here. I think I will be able to know it's him when I see the trucker photographing bugs smashed into this grill.

06-23-2014, 07:50 AM	#9068
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	I woke up to find Otis's army has invaded my back yard! Looks like they are digging in! Are they in league with livE hociR???

06-23-2014, 11:51 AM	#9069
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by Joel B I woke up to find Otis's army has invaded my back yard! Looks like they are digging in! Are they in league with livE hociR??? Quite plausible and definitely disturbing. I have noticed unusual squirrel activity in my backyard as of late as well. Steve

06-23-2014, 11:59 AM	#9070
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	I can't prove it, but I think they were responsible for dropping 3 tons of oak tree into my neighbors yard! A way to keep me busy and away from this rebel thread!!

06-23-2014, 12:38 PM	#9071
karro Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Riga Photos: Albums Posts: 245	be strong, comrades. ¡No pasarán! karro, guerrilla warrior against Teh Office Hours, obviously invented by hociR.

06-23-2014, 01:25 PM	#9072
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Give me Pentax or give me death!! Even if attacked by a horde of squirrels hopped up on NSFW photos, I will not give in!!! ---------- Post added 06-23-14 at 03:27 PM ---------- Besides I just taught my K100D a new trick: EZ-Share card!! Pretty slick and only $36.

06-23-2014, 04:23 PM	#9073
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by Joel B I can't prove it, but I think they were responsible for dropping 3 tons of oak tree into my neighbors yard! A way to keep me busy and away from this rebel thread!! That sound more like beavers to me. Same family, bigger teeth.

06-23-2014, 04:32 PM	#9074
karro Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Riga Photos: Albums Posts: 245	beavers with teeth?? hociR, forbid! .. .. ah. That kind of beavers, alright.. got a moment here! [language barrier and whatnot]