why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**jac** · 09-30-2014, 02:36 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

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Lard tunderin' ders more slang in dis heer tred den der is icecaps on da water! Lard dien' dumpin'. (As our dear Newfoundland brothers and sisters would say it.)

Parallax · 09-30-2014, 02:41 PM

Originally posted by jac

Lard tunderin' ders more slang in dis heer tred den der is icecaps on da water!

Oofda! Dat der's da trut, youbetcha.

Joel B · 09-30-2014, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

There's mutiny afoot: Neutralize the 'why I won't buy a k-3' thread

Poor dude doesn't know what he's walked into!

magkelly · 09-30-2014, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by Joel B

Sooo... How strong is this glue your using??

It's not the glue. AS's fine butt is legendary, grin...

Parallax · 09-30-2014, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by Joel B

Poor dude doesn't know what he's walked into!

You're right. I spent a good part of the afternoon deciding whether to reply, and if so, how. I finally came to the breaking point. To paraphrase Popey: That's all I could stands, 'cause I couldn't stands no more!

**Ex Finn.** · 09-30-2014, 04:40 PM

Originally posted by jac

Lard tunderin' ders more slang in dis heer tred den der is icecaps on da water! Lard dien' dumpin'. (As our dear Newfoundland brothers and sisters would say it.)

You all spell funny, it`s ok, I can read it easy enough...
Not getting the K3.

CarlG · 09-30-2014, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Not getting the K3.

Don't go off topic.

**Ex Finn.** · 09-30-2014, 05:05 PM

Originally posted by CarlG

Don't go off topic.

"Don't go off topic."

Spare ribs. Philly cheese-steak. Over-easy eggs with melted Swiss. Buttermilk. Pickled herring... Boston butt-roast... Alaskan pink salmon salad (Yummy). Bacon-Cheese burgers

Not buying the K3, too busy grilling and eating.

And Lute fisk= Lipeakala in Finnish.
I missed some, no doubt.
edit: Poro, in many forms available...

**monochrome** · 09-30-2014, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

The Hitites are a people who have been extinct for many thousands of years, so it's virtually impossible that Hitite jokes could offend anyone. Okay, so there were these two Hitites, Ole and Lena...........

Uhmmmm . . . . . not so fast . . . . . that could be trouble.

"Hittite was written in an adapted form of Peripheral Akkadian cuneiform orthography from Northern Syria" *

* Not at all political. Really. I swear.

But I bet the hociR left Hattusa (Anatolia -- Turkey) alone.

**Ex Finn.** · 09-30-2014, 05:34 PM

Not a lick of bacon there...

Parallax · 09-30-2014, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by monochrome

Uhmmmm . . . . . not so fast . . . . . that could be trouble.

"Hittite was written in an adapted form of Peripheral Akkadian cuneiform orthography from Northern Syria" *

* Not at all political. Really. I swear.

But I bet the hociR left Hattusa (Anatolia -- Turkey) alone.

You college kids...
Geez!

**Ex Finn.** · 09-30-2014, 05:51 PM

Turkey legs... Thanksgiving is almost here

.

Racer X 69 · 09-30-2014, 06:01 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

These posts are unique, hand crafted products. The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance their individual character and should not be considered flaws.

Like scars on the finest leather.

Racer X 69 · 09-30-2014, 06:09 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Joel B

Sooo... How strong is this glue your using??

Originally posted by magkelly

It's not the glue. AS's fine butt is legendary, grin...

I'm thinking that it is simply a case of a woman knowing what she likes.

Parallax · 09-30-2014, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Like scars on the finest leather.

Exactly!

09-30-2014, 05:05 PM	#10643
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by CarlG Don't go off topic. "Don't go off topic." Spare ribs. Philly cheese-steak. Over-easy eggs with melted Swiss. Buttermilk. Pickled herring... Boston butt-roast... Alaskan pink salmon salad (Yummy). Bacon-Cheese burgers Not buying the K3, too busy grilling and eating. And Lute fisk= Lipeakala in Finnish. I missed some, no doubt. edit: Poro, in many forms available... Last edited by Ex Finn.; 09-30-2014 at 05:15 PM.

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09-30-2014, 02:36 PM	#10636
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by Parallax These posts are unique, hand crafted products. The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance their individual character and should not be considered flaws. Lard tunderin' ders more slang in dis heer tred den der is icecaps on da water! Lard dien' dumpin'. (As our dear Newfoundland brothers and sisters would say it.)

09-30-2014, 02:41 PM	#10637
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by jac Lard tunderin' ders more slang in dis heer tred den der is icecaps on da water! Oofda! Dat der's da trut, youbetcha.

09-30-2014, 03:54 PM	#10638
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by Parallax There's mutiny afoot: Neutralize the 'why I won't buy a k-3' thread Poor dude doesn't know what he's walked into!

09-30-2014, 04:14 PM	#10639
magkelly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2010 Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,901	Originally posted by Joel B Sooo... How strong is this glue your using?? It's not the glue. AS's fine butt is legendary, grin...

09-30-2014, 04:37 PM	#10640
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Joel B Poor dude doesn't know what he's walked into! You're right. I spent a good part of the afternoon deciding whether to reply, and if so, how. I finally came to the breaking point. To paraphrase Popey: That's all I could stands, 'cause I couldn't stands no more!

09-30-2014, 04:40 PM	#10641
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by jac Lard tunderin' ders more slang in dis heer tred den der is icecaps on da water! Lard dien' dumpin'. (As our dear Newfoundland brothers and sisters would say it.) You all spell funny, it`s ok, I can read it easy enough... Not getting the K3.

09-30-2014, 04:48 PM	#10642
CarlG Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 417	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Not getting the K3. Don't go off topic.

09-30-2014, 05:20 PM	#10644
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by Parallax The Hitites are a people who have been extinct for many thousands of years, so it's virtually impossible that Hitite jokes could offend anyone. Okay, so there were these two Hitites, Ole and Lena........... Uhmmmm . . . . . not so fast . . . . . that could be trouble. "Hittite was written in an adapted form of Peripheral Akkadian cuneiform orthography from *Northern Syria" * Not at all political. Really. I swear. But I bet the hociR left Hattusa (Anatolia -- Turkey) alone.

09-30-2014, 05:34 PM	#10645
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Not a lick of bacon there...

09-30-2014, 05:43 PM	#10646
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by monochrome Uhmmmm . . . . . not so fast . . . . . that could be trouble. "Hittite was written in an adapted form of Peripheral Akkadian cuneiform orthography from *Northern Syria" * Not at all political. Really. I swear. But I bet the hociR left Hattusa (Anatolia -- Turkey) alone. You college kids... Geez!

09-30-2014, 05:51 PM	#10647
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Turkey legs... Thanksgiving is almost here .

09-30-2014, 06:01 PM	#10648
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Parallax These posts are unique, hand crafted products. The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance their individual character and should not be considered flaws. Like scars on the finest leather.

09-30-2014, 06:09 PM - 1 Like	#10649
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Joel B Sooo... How strong is this glue your using?? Originally posted by magkelly It's not the glue. AS's fine butt is legendary, grin... I'm thinking that it is simply a case of a woman knowing what she likes.

09-30-2014, 06:09 PM	#10650
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Like scars on the finest leather. Exactly!