why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Pioneer · 12-12-2013, 12:04 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Don't forget the squirrel!

Oh yeah...and the squirrel eating cheese and bacon. (Sheeze I have a lot to do now and I haven't even got the adapter yet.)

BTW - Are you guys sure that squirrels like this stuff?

And I purposely left that lutefisk back in Nort Dakota. The wife was quite firm about leaving the smelly fish mixed with smelly cheese behind.

Parallax · 12-12-2013, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by Pioneer

BTW - Are you guys sure that squirrels like this stuff?

I don't know. Ask Rupert; he's the resident squirrel (expert).

TinaS · 12-12-2013, 12:18 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Don't forget the squirrel!

Mmmm. How about a cheese and lutefisk samich grilled in bacon grease?

Yeah! 😄

Colbyt · 12-12-2013, 12:26 PM - **1 Like**

I am almost out of black walnuts for bait. Do you really think cheese and bacon will work?

Parallax · 12-12-2013, 12:29 PM

Originally posted by Pioneer

And I purposely left that lutefisk back in Nort Dakota. The wife was quite firm about leaving the smelly fish mixed with smelly cheese behind.

But For breakfast lutefisk with piscuits* and gravy is always a winner.

* No, this isn't a typo either. Dat's Nort Dakota Phonetics, dontcha know.

**THoog** · 12-12-2013, 12:48 PM

I think having lutefisk for breakfast is one of those things you do because you know it's the worst thing that will happen to you all day, and the rest of the day will be easy!

**savoche** · 12-12-2013, 12:52 PM

Originally posted by THoog

I think having lutefisk for breakfast is one of those things you do because you know it's the worst thing that will happen to you all day, and the rest of the day will be easy!

...if you survive!

Nesster · 12-12-2013, 01:08 PM

Foil. Tin Foil. Or as the Brits say, Aluminium Foil. Is The Answer.
1) useful for certain types of grilled cheese sammiches. 2) useful as hat to keep cosmic spy rays and ricoh mind control away. 3) folded between a non-conductive K mount lens and the mount of a K100D, and it seems other cameras, to get the damn metering to work accurately.

Parallax · 12-12-2013, 01:09 PM

Originally posted by Nesster

2) useful as hat to keep cosmic spy rays and ricoh mind control away.

Instructions here..

Quicksand · 12-12-2013, 01:15 PM - **2 Likes**

I once used foil to make a grilled cheese sandwich with a clothes iron, while stuck in a hotel room in New Hampshire during Hurricane Irene.

stevebrot · 12-12-2013, 02:46 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

Don't forget the squirrel!

Mmmm. How about a cheese and lutefisk samich grilled in bacon grease?

Make that a grilled squirrel wrapped in bacon and smothered in Cheez Whiz?

Steve

(...great opportunity to revive the cult of Cheez Whiz...

dansamy · 12-12-2013, 02:47 PM

Originally posted by Quicksand

I once used foil to make a grilled cheese sandwich with a clothes iron, while stuck in a hotel room in New Hampshire during Hurricane Irene.

You win the internet.

Nesster · 12-12-2013, 02:50 PM

Whaddaya know: there's a middle of the internet:
https://sites.google.com/site/themiddlepage/

It says Pentax to the left and Ricoh to the right...

Colbyt · 12-12-2013, 02:54 PM

Originally posted by Quicksand

I once used foil to make a grilled cheese sandwich with a clothes iron, while stuck in a hotel room in New Hampshire during Hurricane Irene.

LOL. That is the most original recipe I have ever read. Probably the best one ever if you were that hungry.

TinaS · 12-12-2013, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by Quicksand

I once used foil to make a grilled cheese sandwich with a clothes iron, while stuck in a hotel room in New Hampshire during Hurricane Irene.

Pretty smart there.

12-12-2013, 12:29 PM	#1415
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by Pioneer And I purposely left that lutefisk back in Nort Dakota. The wife was quite firm about leaving the smelly fish mixed with smelly cheese behind. But For breakfast lutefisk with piscuits* and gravy is always a winner. * No, this isn't a typo either. Dat's Nort Dakota Phonetics, dontcha know. Last edited by Parallax; 12-12-2013 at 12:35 PM.

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12-12-2013, 12:04 PM	#1411
Pioneer Pentaxian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Wandering the Streets Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,411	Originally posted by Parallax Don't forget the squirrel! Oh yeah...and the squirrel eating cheese and bacon. (Sheeze I have a lot to do now and I haven't even got the adapter yet.) BTW - Are you guys sure that squirrels like this stuff? And I purposely left that lutefisk back in Nort Dakota. The wife was quite firm about leaving the smelly fish mixed with smelly cheese behind.

12-12-2013, 12:05 PM	#1412
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by Pioneer BTW - Are you guys sure that squirrels like this stuff? I don't know. Ask Rupert; he's the resident squirrel (expert).

12-12-2013, 12:18 PM	#1413
TinaS Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,164	Originally posted by Parallax Don't forget the squirrel! Mmmm. How about a cheese and lutefisk samich grilled in bacon grease? Yeah! 😄

12-12-2013, 12:26 PM - 1 Like	#1414
Colbyt Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Central Kentucky Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,417	I am almost out of black walnuts for bait. Do you really think cheese and bacon will work?

12-12-2013, 12:48 PM	#1416
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	I think having lutefisk for breakfast is one of those things you do because you know it's the worst thing that will happen to you all day, and the rest of the day will be easy!

12-12-2013, 12:52 PM	#1417
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by THoog I think having lutefisk for breakfast is one of those things you do because you know it's the worst thing that will happen to you all day, and the rest of the day will be easy! ...if you survive!

12-12-2013, 01:08 PM	#1418
Nesster Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NJ USA Photos: Gallery Posts: 13,072	Foil. Tin Foil. Or as the Brits say, Aluminium Foil. Is The Answer. 1) useful for certain types of grilled cheese sammiches. 2) useful as hat to keep cosmic spy rays and ricoh mind control away. 3) folded between a non-conductive K mount lens and the mount of a K100D, and it seems other cameras, to get the damn metering to work accurately.

12-12-2013, 01:09 PM	#1419
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by Nesster 2) useful as hat to keep cosmic spy rays and ricoh mind control away. Instructions here..

12-12-2013, 01:15 PM - 2 Likes	#1420
Quicksand Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Central Ohio (formerly SF Bay Area) Posts: 1,519	I once used foil to make a grilled cheese sandwich with a clothes iron, while stuck in a hotel room in New Hampshire during Hurricane Irene.

12-12-2013, 02:46 PM - 1 Like	#1421
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by Parallax Don't forget the squirrel! Mmmm. How about a cheese and lutefisk samich grilled in bacon grease? Make that a grilled squirrel wrapped in bacon and smothered in Cheez Whiz? Steve (...great opportunity to revive the cult of Cheez Whiz...

12-12-2013, 02:47 PM	#1422
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	Originally posted by Quicksand I once used foil to make a grilled cheese sandwich with a clothes iron, while stuck in a hotel room in New Hampshire during Hurricane Irene. You win the internet.

12-12-2013, 02:50 PM	#1423
Nesster Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NJ USA Photos: Gallery Posts: 13,072	Whaddaya know: there's a middle of the internet: https://sites.google.com/site/themiddlepage/ It says Pentax to the left and Ricoh to the right...

12-12-2013, 02:54 PM	#1424
Colbyt Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Central Kentucky Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,417	Originally posted by Quicksand I once used foil to make a grilled cheese sandwich with a clothes iron, while stuck in a hotel room in New Hampshire during Hurricane Irene. LOL. That is the most original recipe I have ever read. Probably the best one ever if you were that hungry.

12-12-2013, 03:26 PM	#1425
TinaS Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,164	Originally posted by Quicksand I once used foil to make a grilled cheese sandwich with a clothes iron, while stuck in a hotel room in New Hampshire during Hurricane Irene. Pretty smart there.