Originally posted by dansamy Yeah. That's not fun. I don't let my patients go 6 hours without voiding after having had anesthesia. Unfortunately, that sometimes means a midnight call to a surgeon & a catheter at 2am for a patient.
They'd put one in me for surgery, and the bossy little nurse (not trying to be sexist - she was at least a foot shorter than me) was intensely interested in my bladder function.
Her (think stereotypical Asian Mom): You need to pee!
Me (through clenched teeth): Maybe I could, if you'd leave the room...
Mr. McCoy: Agggh! Somebody! Help me!
I had IV ports in both hands plus whatever other gear handn't been removed, the tubes and wires were tangled so that my right arm was tied to the bed, and the foot of the bed was elevated. It was pretty much impossible to use the jug. I tried to work my way to the right side of the bed and stand up, which woke Mr. McCoy and brought everyone running. Around 2am, one of the nurses untangled the wiring so that I could go into the bathroom, which upset the bossy one who needed to record the results.
Me: I
promise I will measure it and let you know.
Mr. McCoy: Agggh! Somebody! Help me!
Like I said, I was seriously considering pulling a MacGuyver and finding some nice quiet place, like the parking deck.