why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

tclausen · 12-28-2013, 05:45 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Bob-Evans says "made with real cheese".

The chicken and the pickled eggs are for real for sure.

define "real", please

Joel B · 12-28-2013, 05:54 PM

Originally posted by tclausen

define "real", please

Real pasteurized processed blended cheese like product!! Yum!!

**Ex Finn.** · 12-28-2013, 05:56 PM

Originally posted by tclausen

well, one out of three

Her family is from Moncton Nova Scotia. She was born in U.S. so yes, all three.

Does the make her a mutt

tclausen · 12-28-2013, 05:57 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Her family is from Moncton Nova Scotia. She was born in U.S. so yes, all three.

Does the make her a mutt

If I have learned something, then it is that to this sort of question, the only non-lethal answer is "no comment"....

**Ex Finn.** · 12-28-2013, 05:57 PM

Originally posted by tclausen

define "real", please

Fine. The chicken is real...I hope.

tclausen · 12-28-2013, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Fine. The chicken is real...I hope.

Real, in the same sense as as "Chicken McNuggets" are real?

Joel B · 12-28-2013, 06:00 PM - **1 Like**

Zombie Burger has one where mac and cheese is baked inside the bun so it resembles brains when you eat it!! It's a 1000 calorie monster you have to eat with a fork called the Walking Ched!!

**Ex Finn.** · 12-28-2013, 06:03 PM

Originally posted by tclausen

If I have learned something, then it is that to this sort of question, the only non-lethal answer is "no comment"....

I myself, go along with that in a heartbeat

.

**Ex Finn.** · 12-28-2013, 06:10 PM - **1 Like**

Wow, 64k+ views, need more likes so the other threads don`t beat us...

**monochrome** · 12-28-2013, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by tclausen

By the way, the topic of this thread is to see how far off-topic we can take it before a moderator discovers and closes it down, right? In that case, this discussion is highly on-topic in its off-topicness.....

Actually our Thread Monitor enforces the "No On-Topic Posts" Rule with a vengeance.

Bad as an Old-School nun with a ruler in her hand.

**monochrome** · 12-28-2013, 06:29 PM

Originally posted by jatrax

Oddly, we always keep 4 boxes of that in the pantry on the emergency shelf. In case the power goes out and the only thing we could possibly eat would be packaged mac & cheese.

They are great for that, I think the shelf life is something like 75 years.........

In college I lived on KD the way mine lived on Ramen. Bought it, and margarine, and powdered milk, by the case. IIRC an entire meal was less than 40c. B/L/Dx5

**jatrax** · 12-28-2013, 06:32 PM

Originally posted by Joel B

This thread is like a tar pit. Every time some poor soul adds something to the original topic, he is stuck fast and buried by what is really important in life!!!

Tar pit has so many negative connotations. I prefer to think of it as stew. Cheesy stew perhaps, but still stew. And as people visit and toss something in the pot the nature of the stew changes according to the contributed ingredients.

Or soup if you prefer, of the stone variety: Stone Soup - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

**Ex Finn.** · 12-28-2013, 06:32 PM

I can only take reading this thread for 5 minutes at a time, before having to leave. This is because my face muscles hurt from smiling too much

ouch...

**TedH42** · 12-28-2013, 06:43 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by monochrome

Actually our Thread Monitor enforces the "No On-Topic Posts" Rule with a vengeance.

Bad as an Old-School nun with a ruler in her hand.

Don't get confused. "On-topic" posts are actually those that are "Off-topic". So any post that is "On-topic" is therefore "Off-topic". This thread has the distinction of having ALL posts be "Off-topic". No posts are "On-topic". Hmm, now I'm confused. No I'm not. Yes I am. No I'm not...

**monochrome** · 12-28-2013, 06:49 PM

So both daughters are still home for the holidays. Now that my son is married and living away, with my wife in the room I am outnumbered 12 eyes / 2 (counting those on the posterior crainia of females).

All this talk of cheese made me want a small snack. There is a wedge of Colby in the refrigerator. I got up from my chair and walked into the kitchen. I opened the refrigerator door.

"Dad," my daughter called, "Don't eat the cheese. We're saving that for later."

12-28-2013, 06:03 PM	#2228
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by tclausen If I have learned something, then it is that to this sort of question, the only non-lethal answer is "no comment".... I myself, go along with that in a heartbeat.

12-28-2013, 06:10 PM - 1 Like	#2229
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Wow, 64k+ views, need more likes so the other threads don`t beat us... Last edited by Ex Finn.; 12-28-2013 at 06:34 PM.

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12-28-2013, 05:45 PM	#2221
tclausen Veteran Member Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,397	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Bob-Evans says "made with real cheese". The chicken and the pickled eggs are for real for sure. define "real", please

12-28-2013, 05:54 PM	#2222
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by tclausen define "real", please Real pasteurized processed blended cheese like product!! Yum!!

12-28-2013, 05:56 PM	#2223
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by tclausen well, one out of three Her family is from Moncton Nova Scotia. She was born in U.S. so yes, all three. Does the make her a mutt

12-28-2013, 05:57 PM	#2224
tclausen Veteran Member Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,397	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Her family is from Moncton Nova Scotia. She was born in U.S. so yes, all three. Does the make her a mutt If I have learned something, then it is that to this sort of question, the only non-lethal answer is "no comment"....

12-28-2013, 05:57 PM	#2225
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by tclausen define "real", please Fine. The chicken is real...I hope.

12-28-2013, 05:58 PM	#2226
tclausen Veteran Member Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,397	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Fine. The chicken is real...I hope. Real, in the same sense as as "Chicken McNuggets" are real?

12-28-2013, 06:00 PM - 1 Like	#2227
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Zombie Burger has one where mac and cheese is baked inside the bun so it resembles brains when you eat it!! It's a 1000 calorie monster you have to eat with a fork called the Walking Ched!!

12-28-2013, 06:18 PM	#2230
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by tclausen By the way, the topic of this thread is to see how far off-topic we can take it before a moderator discovers and closes it down, right? In that case, this discussion is highly on-topic in its off-topicness..... Actually our Thread Monitor enforces the "No On-Topic Posts" Rule with a vengeance. Bad as an Old-School nun with a ruler in her hand.

12-28-2013, 06:29 PM	#2231
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by jatrax Oddly, we always keep 4 boxes of that in the pantry on the emergency shelf. In case the power goes out and the only thing we could possibly eat would be packaged mac & cheese. They are great for that, I think the shelf life is something like 75 years......... In college I lived on KD the way mine lived on Ramen. Bought it, and margarine, and powdered milk, by the case. IIRC an entire meal was less than 40c. B/L/Dx5

12-28-2013, 06:32 PM	#2232
jatrax Site Supporter Join Date: May 2010 Location: Washington Cascades Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 12,991	Originally posted by Joel B This thread is like a tar pit. Every time some poor soul adds something to the original topic, he is stuck fast and buried by what is really important in life!!! Tar pit has so many negative connotations. I prefer to think of it as stew. Cheesy stew perhaps, but still stew. And as people visit and toss something in the pot the nature of the stew changes according to the contributed ingredients. Or soup if you prefer, of the stone variety: Stone Soup - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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12-28-2013, 06:32 PM	#2233
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	I can only take reading this thread for 5 minutes at a time, before having to leave. This is because my face muscles hurt from smiling too much ouch...

12-28-2013, 06:43 PM - 1 Like	#2234
TedH42 F/8 & Somewhere Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Colorado Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,412	Originally posted by monochrome Actually our Thread Monitor enforces the "No On-Topic Posts" Rule with a vengeance. Bad as an Old-School nun with a ruler in her hand. Don't get confused. "On-topic" posts are actually those that are "Off-topic". So any post that is "On-topic" is therefore "Off-topic". This thread has the distinction of having ALL posts be "Off-topic". No posts are "On-topic". Hmm, now I'm confused. No I'm not. Yes I am. No I'm not...

12-28-2013, 06:49 PM	#2235
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	So both daughters are still home for the holidays. Now that my son is married and living away, with my wife in the room I am outnumbered 12 eyes / 2 (counting those on the posterior crainia of females). All this talk of cheese made me want a small snack. There is a wedge of Colby in the refrigerator. I got up from my chair and walked into the kitchen. I opened the refrigerator door. "Dad," my daughter called, "Don't eat the cheese. We're saving that for later."