why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**monochrome** · 01-01-2014, 04:57 PM

Well I was just told there is a fresh pizza dough and all the fixin's including three kinds of cheese.

**THoog** · 01-01-2014, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Oh, I know where it's from - I'm just no good at "who's on first". "Airplane" quotes, on the other hand, I can do all day.

**THoog** · 01-01-2014, 05:17 PM

Dinner/supper/dinper was Black Pepper Chicken, an old old family tradition that I just made up.

tclausen · 01-01-2014, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by Colbyt

Oh surely there can't be two capitol cities that are that bad. I thought we had that claim all locked up.

Oh, but you two live in the same place, so no contradiction there

DavidSKAF3 · 01-01-2014, 05:37 PM

Originally posted by THoog

Oh, I know where it's from - I'm just no good at "who's on first". "Airplane" quotes, on the other hand, I can do all day.

"Yes I'm serious. And stop calling me Shirley!"

bigted · 01-01-2014, 06:03 PM

Everyone's dinner sounds so good! I'm still subject to hospital food. Tonights delights for the palate were turkey roll, mashed sweet potatoes and chunks of carrot. Needless to say I passed. I think cheese has been banished from here as I haven't seen a decent piece for weeks. As for the bacon it's sliced so thin you can see through it.

Parallax · 01-01-2014, 06:21 PM

No lime Jell-O?

bigted · 01-01-2014, 06:25 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

No lime Jell-O?

No not a sniff of one, but I did have strawberry jello yesterday.

**jac** · 01-01-2014, 06:53 PM

Originally posted by bigted

Everyone's dinner sounds so good! I'm still subject to hospital food. Tonights delights for the palate were turkey roll, mashed sweet potatoes and chunks of carrot. Needless to say I passed. I think cheese has been banished from here as I haven't seen a decent piece for weeks. As for the bacon it's sliced so thin you can see through it.

I spent four days in hospital in April after I got a hip replacement. Breakfast was the worst. How do you turn a perfectly good piece of bread into a slice of latex that looks like it's been fired in a kiln? Luckily, I had my wife down in Ottawa with me as an escort and she smuggled in real food. You need some smugglers, Ted; aren't there any forum members on the banks of the Red?

Colbyt · 01-01-2014, 07:15 PM

Originally posted by tclausen

Oh, but you two live in the same place, so no contradiction there

We were speaking of state capitols, not the really bad central one.

Joel B · 01-01-2014, 09:00 PM

Just a little something to add cheer to the new year!

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**jac** · 01-01-2014, 09:07 PM

Does anyone get the sense that this thread has no redeeming social value? It's how a duck must feel, landing on a tar pond. Once your in it, you can't get out and you can't for life of you figure out why.

**Ex Finn.** · 01-01-2014, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by jac

Does anyone get the sense that this thread has no redeeming social value? It's how a duck must feel, landing on a tar pond. Once your in it, you can't get out and you can't for life of you figure out why.

I landed here and find that this thread has a huge social value, well...at least for me. Where else do you get to interact with such a diverse group of good humored people that are not just stuck on photo-snobbery.

**jatrax** · 01-01-2014, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by jac

Does anyone get the sense that this thread has no redeeming social value?

Whoaa easy there!!! Not sure what you mean, this thread has far more social redeeming value than any 10 threads in the rumor section. In fact I believe it has distinct medicinal value as well. When I go to the rumor section, or that other section that begins and ends with 'F' my blood pressure goes up. When I come here it goes down. And it's much cheaper than a doctor visit.

Originally posted by jac

It's how a duck must feel, landing on a tar pond. Once your in it, you can't get out and you can't for life of you figure out why.

Ok, that I can agree with. Not the duck part, I'm a Beaver fan, but the can't get out part is sure true.

Joel B · 01-02-2014, 04:37 AM

This thread is actually should be held up as an example of what is good and right in society!! It's started it's life as a baby bottle throwing, diaper chafing, lost toy rant!! But then it morphed into something totally unrelated and free of all restrictions save one! NO BABIES! Positive thought has won the fight and now owns this thread!!!! And it has had a positive effect elsewhere, I've noticed humor in other threads where there should only be growling and grumping!!
What a beautiful way to start 2014!
Joel
P.S I think "Dumb Ways to Die" is very socially redeeming!!!

01-01-2014, 05:15 PM	#2477
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Parallax Who's on First? by Abbott and Costello Oh, I know where it's from - I'm just no good at "who's on first". "Airplane" quotes, on the other hand, I can do all day.

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01-01-2014, 04:57 PM	#2476
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Well I was just told there is a fresh pizza dough and all the fixin's including three kinds of cheese.

01-01-2014, 05:17 PM	#2478
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Dinner/supper/dinper was Black Pepper Chicken, an old old family tradition that I just made up.

01-01-2014, 05:27 PM	#2479
tclausen Veteran Member Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,397	Originally posted by Colbyt Oh surely there can't be two capitol cities that are that bad. I thought we had that claim all locked up. Oh, but you two live in the same place, so no contradiction there

01-01-2014, 05:37 PM	#2480
DavidSKAF3 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Tompkins County, NY Photos: Albums Posts: 546	Originally posted by THoog Oh, I know where it's from - I'm just no good at "who's on first". "Airplane" quotes, on the other hand, I can do all day. "Yes I'm serious. And stop calling me Shirley!"

01-01-2014, 06:03 PM	#2481
bigted Moderator Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Jessica Lake, Whiteshell Provincial Park, or Winnipeg Manitoba, Canada Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,593	Everyone's dinner sounds so good! I'm still subject to hospital food. Tonights delights for the palate were turkey roll, mashed sweet potatoes and chunks of carrot. Needless to say I passed. I think cheese has been banished from here as I haven't seen a decent piece for weeks. As for the bacon it's sliced so thin you can see through it.

01-01-2014, 06:21 PM	#2482
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	No lime Jell-O?

01-01-2014, 06:25 PM	#2483
bigted Moderator Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Jessica Lake, Whiteshell Provincial Park, or Winnipeg Manitoba, Canada Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,593	Originally posted by Parallax No lime Jell-O? No not a sniff of one, but I did have strawberry jello yesterday.

01-01-2014, 06:53 PM	#2484
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by bigted Everyone's dinner sounds so good! I'm still subject to hospital food. Tonights delights for the palate were turkey roll, mashed sweet potatoes and chunks of carrot. Needless to say I passed. I think cheese has been banished from here as I haven't seen a decent piece for weeks. As for the bacon it's sliced so thin you can see through it. I spent four days in hospital in April after I got a hip replacement. Breakfast was the worst. How do you turn a perfectly good piece of bread into a slice of latex that looks like it's been fired in a kiln? Luckily, I had my wife down in Ottawa with me as an escort and she smuggled in real food. You need some smugglers, Ted; aren't there any forum members on the banks of the Red?

01-01-2014, 07:15 PM	#2485
Colbyt Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Central Kentucky Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,417	Originally posted by tclausen Oh, but you two live in the same place, so no contradiction there We were speaking of state capitols, not the really bad central one.

01-01-2014, 09:07 PM	#2487
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Does anyone get the sense that this thread has no redeeming social value? It's how a duck must feel, landing on a tar pond. Once your in it, you can't get out and you can't for life of you figure out why.

01-01-2014, 09:18 PM	#2488
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by jac Does anyone get the sense that this thread has no redeeming social value? It's how a duck must feel, landing on a tar pond. Once your in it, you can't get out and you can't for life of you figure out why. I landed here and find that this thread has a huge social value, well...at least for me. Where else do you get to interact with such a diverse group of good humored people that are not just stuck on photo-snobbery.

01-01-2014, 09:44 PM	#2489
jatrax Site Supporter Join Date: May 2010 Location: Washington Cascades Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 12,991	Originally posted by jac Does anyone get the sense that this thread has no redeeming social value? Whoaa easy there!!! Not sure what you mean, this thread has far more social redeeming value than any 10 threads in the rumor section. In fact I believe it has distinct medicinal value as well. When I go to the rumor section, or that other section that begins and ends with 'F' my blood pressure goes up. When I come here it goes down. And it's much cheaper than a doctor visit. Originally posted by jac It's how a duck must feel, landing on a tar pond. Once your in it, you can't get out and you can't for life of you figure out why. Ok, that I can agree with. Not the duck part, I'm a Beaver fan, but the can't get out part is sure true.

01-02-2014, 04:37 AM	#2490
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	This thread is actually should be held up as an example of what is good and right in society!! It's started it's life as a baby bottle throwing, diaper chafing, lost toy rant!! But then it morphed into something totally unrelated and free of all restrictions save one! NO BABIES! Positive thought has won the fight and now owns this thread!!!! And it has had a positive effect elsewhere, I've noticed humor in other threads where there should only be growling and grumping!! What a beautiful way to start 2014! Joel P.S I think "Dumb Ways to Die" is very socially redeeming!!!