why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Parallax · 01-04-2014, 05:11 PM

Okay, I've lost track of how many posts we've had about dogs today and I'm a bit confused. What does it have to do with cheese? Or bacon?

**THoog** · 01-04-2014, 05:16 PM - **1 Like**

Bacon & Cheese Flavor Dog Treats - Beggin'® Strips

Parallax · 01-04-2014, 05:22 PM

Originally posted by THoog

Bacon & Cheese Flavor Dog Treats - Beggin'® Strips

Oh! NOW it makes sense.....

waterfall · 01-04-2014, 05:26 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Okay, I've lost track of how many posts we've had about dogs today and I'm a bit confused. What does it have to do with cheese? Or bacon?

Dogs love bacon and cheese. My cats, on the other hand, love mice. Mice love cheese. Ergo, this thread is going to the dogs. And cats.

waterfall · 01-04-2014, 05:27 PM

Cheese and dachsunds are among the top five tags for this thread. Pentax is doomed.

**THoog** · 01-04-2014, 05:34 PM

Originally posted by waterfall

this thread is going to the dogs

is going?

To reference an earlier post: "It was tense."

I think we should respond to sweeping statements like "Pentax is abandoning the US market" or "Pentax is not making competitive lenses" with a simple "It was tense". They won't get it, but they already don't.

**Ex Finn.** · 01-04-2014, 05:36 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Okay, I've lost track of how many posts we've had about dogs today and I'm a bit confused. What does it have to do with cheese? Or bacon?

Absolutely nothing

, therefore I will reintroduce exhibit B...

Last edited by Ex Finn.; 11-11-2014 at 05:44 PM.

Colbyt · 01-04-2014, 06:11 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Okay, I've lost track of how many posts we've had about dogs today and I'm a bit confused. What does it have to do with cheese? Or bacon?

Well I had smoked sausage (just big dogs) and spaghetti with Colby cheese ( baked mac and cheese style) for dinner. Does that count?

waterfall · 01-04-2014, 06:12 PM

Gluten free is a new topic on this thread. Are you willing to risk introducing it? Gluten does not exist in animal flesh. The advertising of bacon treats as "gluten free" preys upon our fears that somehow nefarious and nebulous distractors are polluting our survival snacks. Gluten, schmuten, give me some bacon!

dansamy · 01-04-2014, 06:15 PM - **1 Like**

I love vegetarians. They're delicious!

(Cows are vegetarians...)

Parallax · 01-04-2014, 06:18 PM

**THoog** · 01-04-2014, 06:18 PM - **1 Like**

Exhibit C: (supporting a connection between dogs and bacon)

You Tube

It's BACON!!!!

**jac** · 01-04-2014, 07:15 PM

Originally posted by monochrome

There's nowhere else to put this now that General Talk is closed.

Why I'm glad my daughters majored in English - and that we take photographs (it applies to us as well).

I majored in English and History. Never got me anywhere until I figured out what the Finance people were talking about. Well, not exactly; they do talk in code in hopes that we mere mortals will shy away as a Dachshund should from a Mastiff.
(Someone had to tie these two concepts together)

dansamy · 01-04-2014, 07:18 PM

I give you an E for effort.

**jac** · 01-04-2014, 07:20 PM

Originally posted by waterfall

Gluten free is a new topic on this thread. Are you willing to risk introducing it? Gluten does not exist in animal flesh. The advertising of bacon treats as "gluten free" preys upon our fears that somehow nefarious and nebulous distractors are polluting our survival snacks. Gluten, schmuten, give me some bacon!

But packers use bread crumbles for binder bead contains gluten.

01-04-2014, 05:36 PM	#2632
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Parallax Okay, I've lost track of how many posts we've had about dogs today and I'm a bit confused. What does it have to do with cheese? Or bacon? Absolutely nothing, therefore I will reintroduce exhibit B... Last edited by Ex Finn.; 11-11-2014 at 05:44 PM.

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Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Okay, I've lost track of how many posts we've had about dogs today and I'm a bit confused. What does it have to do with cheese? Or bacon?

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THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Bacon & Cheese Flavor Dog Treats - Beggin'® Strips

01-04-2014, 05:22 PM	#2628
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by THoog Bacon & Cheese Flavor Dog Treats - Beggin'® Strips Oh! NOW it makes sense.....

01-04-2014, 05:26 PM	#2629
waterfall Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Northern Minnesota Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,812	Originally posted by Parallax Okay, I've lost track of how many posts we've had about dogs today and I'm a bit confused. What does it have to do with cheese? Or bacon? Dogs love bacon and cheese. My cats, on the other hand, love mice. Mice love cheese. Ergo, this thread is going to the dogs. And cats.

01-04-2014, 05:27 PM	#2630
waterfall Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Northern Minnesota Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,812	Cheese and dachsunds are among the top five tags for this thread. Pentax is doomed.

01-04-2014, 05:34 PM	#2631
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by waterfall this thread is going to the dogs is going? To reference an earlier post: "It was tense." I think we should respond to sweeping statements like "Pentax is abandoning the US market" or "Pentax is not making competitive lenses" with a simple "It was tense". They won't get it, but they already don't.

01-04-2014, 06:11 PM	#2633
Colbyt Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Central Kentucky Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,417	Originally posted by Parallax Okay, I've lost track of how many posts we've had about dogs today and I'm a bit confused. What does it have to do with cheese? Or bacon? Well I had smoked sausage (just big dogs) and spaghetti with Colby cheese ( baked mac and cheese style) for dinner. Does that count?

01-04-2014, 06:12 PM	#2634
waterfall Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Northern Minnesota Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,812	Gluten free is a new topic on this thread. Are you willing to risk introducing it? Gluten does not exist in animal flesh. The advertising of bacon treats as "gluten free" preys upon our fears that somehow nefarious and nebulous distractors are polluting our survival snacks. Gluten, schmuten, give me some bacon!

01-04-2014, 06:15 PM - 1 Like	#2635
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	I love vegetarians. They're delicious! (Cows are vegetarians...)

01-04-2014, 06:18 PM	#2636
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332

01-04-2014, 07:15 PM	#2638
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by monochrome There's nowhere else to put this now that General Talk is closed. Why I'm glad my daughters majored in English - and that we take photographs (it applies to us as well). I majored in English and History. Never got me anywhere until I figured out what the Finance people were talking about. Well, not exactly; they do talk in code in hopes that we mere mortals will shy away as a Dachshund should from a Mastiff. (Someone had to tie these two concepts together)

01-04-2014, 07:18 PM	#2639
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	I give you an E for effort.

01-04-2014, 07:20 PM	#2640
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by waterfall Gluten free is a new topic on this thread. Are you willing to risk introducing it? Gluten does not exist in animal flesh. The advertising of bacon treats as "gluten free" preys upon our fears that somehow nefarious and nebulous distractors are polluting our survival snacks. Gluten, schmuten, give me some bacon! But packers use bread crumbles for binder bead contains gluten.