why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Parallax · 01-06-2014, 08:27 PM

Originally posted by jac

You lose. You will now have to start at the beginning again. Like snakes and ladders or, as it is known in this thread, bacon and cheese (string cheese of course). We should be around the 3K mark by the time you get back here.

That's right, Waterfall. Start reading from the beginning. There will be a test tomorrow.

Joel B · 01-06-2014, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

That's right, Waterfall. Start reading from the beginning. There will be a test tomorrow.

You don't want to scare him off??

The first pages are so depressing he might hang himself with string cheese!!

I wouldn't wish that on a evil Tokyo destroying Ricoh exec, let alone a good pentaxian!!

**jatrax** · 01-06-2014, 08:59 PM

This thread is like a horrible novel that you can`t put down, I`m afraid if I don`t check in every hour or so I will lose track so badly I won`t be able to recover. And if I don`t keep up I might inadvertently reply to a cheese post only to discover we are actually talking about dogs.

And since I already have a k-3 not sure if I should still be here.....

Parallax · 01-06-2014, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by jatrax

This thread is like a horrible novel that you can`t put down, I`m afraid if I don`t check in every hour or so I will lose track so badly I won`t be able to recover. And if I don`t keep up I might inadvertently reply to a cheese post only to discover we are actually talking about dogs.

And since I already have a k-3 not sure if I should still be here.....

Everybody should be here! This thread is the Studio 54 of PentaxForums.com

wombat2go · 01-06-2014, 09:05 PM

Originally posted by jatrax

This thread is like a horrible novel that you can`t put down

Yossarian would be at home here.

Joel B · 01-06-2014, 09:09 PM

Originally posted by jatrax

And since I already have a k-3 not sure if I should still be here....

Actually that means you should be here!! You can say I won't buy a k-3 because I already have!!! Then you place thumb on nose, face whichever direction you think the op is, wiggle your fingers and blow rasberries!!!

Can you tell I go for the intellectual approach??

P.S. 159 to go!!!!

waterfall · 01-06-2014, 09:14 PM

Okay. Back to page one. Talk to you later. Days later.

And that is why I will not buy a K3 for several days. Ricoh, please,take note. It is time to drop the MAP price. Or else you must provide cheese to all current Pentax DSLR owners (see, I saved Ricoh hundreds of dollars in cheese by excluding non-DSLR owners). I suggest a nice British white Chilton.

Must return now to page 1 of this thread to answer the mystery of Igunaq. The mystery may remain even after my exhaustive and exhausting research. JAC is being a bit overweening to demand this research. I assume he or she knows the answer already and wants to see me struggle. Okay, I can deal with the mystery and the Quest for Igunaq.

And so I CANNOT buy a K3 until I solve the mystery of Igunaq.

This quest may be a means to silence me.

Joel B · 01-06-2014, 09:17 PM

Quest?? At least you're not sent to find a shrubbery!!!

waterfall · 01-06-2014, 09:22 PM

Originally posted by waterfall

Okay. Back to page one. Talk to you later. Days later.

And that is why I will not buy a K3 for several days. Ricoh, please,take note. It is time to drop the MAP price. Or else you must provide cheese to all current Pentax DSLR owners (see, I saved Ricoh hundreds of dollars in cheese by excluding non-DSLR owners). I suggest a nice British white Chilton.

Must return now to page 1 of this thread to answer the mystery of Igunaq. The mystery may remain even after my exhaustive and exhausting research. JAC is being a bit overweening to demand this research. I assume he or she knows the answer already and wants to see me struggle. Okay, I can deal with the mystery and the Quest for Igunaq.

And so I CANNOT buy a K3 until I solve the mystery of Igunaq.

This quest may be a means to silence me.

Oh and by the way, JAC,

bigted · 01-06-2014, 09:27 PM

Originally posted by Joel B

Back home eating real food!!! Good deal!! No more mystery meat and gelatin like products!!

Quacks couldn't figure it out??

Nah, they are guessing I had a virus attack my heart but they aren't 100% sure.

As for home cooking... I have to be careful I lost 20 lbs while I was in hospital and I don't want them back.

bigted · 01-06-2014, 09:29 PM

Originally posted by jatrax

And since I already have a k-3 not sure if I should still be here.....

It hasn't stopped me....but I guess that's not saying much!

stevebrot · 01-06-2014, 09:33 PM

Originally posted by waterfall

Must return now to page 1 of this thread to answer the mystery of Igunaq.

Use the search function...

Steve

**THoog** · 01-06-2014, 09:50 PM

Originally posted by bigted

I lost 20 lbs while I was in hospital and I don't want them back.

That's losing 20 lbs the ha-a-a-rd way! Glad to hear you are home. So glad, I don't even need to buy a K-3 to feel happy!

**jatrax** · 01-06-2014, 09:51 PM

So it is ok to post here if you have a k-3 as long as you are not getting another one?

That makes sense. And explains why Lauren is not posting here, I think she is working on k-3 #4.

waterfall · 01-06-2014, 09:52 PM

Originally posted by stevebrot

Use the search function...

Steve

Been there. Searching for all my life, I guess.

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01-06-2014, 08:27 PM	#2836
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by jac You lose. You will now have to start at the beginning again. Like snakes and ladders or, as it is known in this thread, bacon and cheese (string cheese of course). We should be around the 3K mark by the time you get back here. That's right, Waterfall. Start reading from the beginning. There will be a test tomorrow.

01-06-2014, 08:57 PM	#2837
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by Parallax That's right, Waterfall. Start reading from the beginning. There will be a test tomorrow. You don't want to scare him off?? The first pages are so depressing he might hang himself with string cheese!! I wouldn't wish that on a evil Tokyo destroying Ricoh exec, let alone a good pentaxian!!

01-06-2014, 08:59 PM	#2838
jatrax Site Supporter Join Date: May 2010 Location: Washington Cascades Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 12,991	This thread is like a horrible novel that you can`t put down, I`m afraid if I don`t check in every hour or so I will lose track so badly I won`t be able to recover. And if I don`t keep up I might inadvertently reply to a cheese post only to discover we are actually talking about dogs. And since I already have a k-3 not sure if I should still be here.....

01-06-2014, 09:03 PM	#2839
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by jatrax This thread is like a horrible novel that you can`t put down, I`m afraid if I don`t check in every hour or so I will lose track so badly I won`t be able to recover. And if I don`t keep up I might inadvertently reply to a cheese post only to discover we are actually talking about dogs. And since I already have a k-3 not sure if I should still be here..... Everybody should be here! This thread is the Studio 54 of PentaxForums.com

01-06-2014, 09:05 PM	#2840
wombat2go Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Michigan Photos: Gallery Posts: 2,207	Originally posted by jatrax This thread is like a horrible novel that you can`t put down Yossarian would be at home here.

01-06-2014, 09:09 PM	#2841
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by jatrax And since I already have a k-3 not sure if I should still be here.... Actually that means you should be here!! You can say I won't buy a k-3 because I already have!!! Then you place thumb on nose, face whichever direction you think the op is, wiggle your fingers and blow rasberries!!! Can you tell I go for the intellectual approach?? P.S. 159 to go!!!!

01-06-2014, 09:14 PM	#2842
waterfall Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Northern Minnesota Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,812	Okay. Back to page one. Talk to you later. Days later. And that is why I will not buy a K3 for several days. Ricoh, please,take note. It is time to drop the MAP price. Or else you must provide cheese to all current Pentax DSLR owners (see, I saved Ricoh hundreds of dollars in cheese by excluding non-DSLR owners). I suggest a nice British white Chilton. Must return now to page 1 of this thread to answer the mystery of Igunaq. The mystery may remain even after my exhaustive and exhausting research. JAC is being a bit overweening to demand this research. I assume he or she knows the answer already and wants to see me struggle. Okay, I can deal with the mystery and the Quest for Igunaq. And so I CANNOT buy a K3 until I solve the mystery of Igunaq. This quest may be a means to silence me.

01-06-2014, 09:17 PM	#2843
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Quest?? At least you're not sent to find a shrubbery!!!

01-06-2014, 09:22 PM	#2844
waterfall Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Northern Minnesota Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,812	Originally posted by waterfall Okay. Back to page one. Talk to you later. Days later. And that is why I will not buy a K3 for several days. Ricoh, please,take note. It is time to drop the MAP price. Or else you must provide cheese to all current Pentax DSLR owners (see, I saved Ricoh hundreds of dollars in cheese by excluding non-DSLR owners). I suggest a nice British white Chilton. Must return now to page 1 of this thread to answer the mystery of Igunaq. The mystery may remain even after my exhaustive and exhausting research. JAC is being a bit overweening to demand this research. I assume he or she knows the answer already and wants to see me struggle. Okay, I can deal with the mystery and the Quest for Igunaq. And so I CANNOT buy a K3 until I solve the mystery of Igunaq. This quest may be a means to silence me. Oh and by the way, JAC,

01-06-2014, 09:27 PM	#2845
bigted Moderator Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Jessica Lake, Whiteshell Provincial Park, or Winnipeg Manitoba, Canada Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,592	Originally posted by Joel B Back home eating real food!!! Good deal!! No more mystery meat and gelatin like products!! Quacks couldn't figure it out?? Nah, they are guessing I had a virus attack my heart but they aren't 100% sure. As for home cooking... I have to be careful I lost 20 lbs while I was in hospital and I don't want them back.

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01-06-2014, 09:29 PM	#2846
bigted Moderator Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Jessica Lake, Whiteshell Provincial Park, or Winnipeg Manitoba, Canada Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,592	Originally posted by jatrax And since I already have a k-3 not sure if I should still be here..... It hasn't stopped me....but I guess that's not saying much!

01-06-2014, 09:33 PM	#2847
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by waterfall Must return now to page 1 of this thread to answer the mystery of Igunaq. Use the search function... Steve

01-06-2014, 09:50 PM	#2848
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by bigted I lost 20 lbs while I was in hospital and I don't want them back. That's losing 20 lbs the ha-a-a-rd way! Glad to hear you are home. So glad, I don't even need to buy a K-3 to feel happy!

01-06-2014, 09:51 PM	#2849
jatrax Site Supporter Join Date: May 2010 Location: Washington Cascades Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 12,991	So it is ok to post here if you have a k-3 as long as you are not getting another one? That makes sense. And explains why Lauren is not posting here, I think she is working on k-3 #4.

01-06-2014, 09:52 PM	#2850
waterfall Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Northern Minnesota Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,812	Originally posted by stevebrot Use the search function... Steve Been there. Searching for all my life, I guess.