why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Joel B · 01-09-2014, 05:44 PM

Do I have to worry about everyone coming to Des Moines and stringing me up??

Quicksand · 01-09-2014, 05:46 PM

No, not everyone.

**monochrome** · 01-09-2014, 05:49 PM

:BUMP:

I had a sausage pizza with extra cheese for lunch today. Thought you should know.

(Don't tell my Cardiologist).

normhead · 01-09-2014, 06:04 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Joel B

Do I have to worry about everyone coming to Des Moines and stringing me up??

Not unless we can use string cheese...

TinaS · 01-09-2014, 06:04 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Joel B

Do I have to worry about everyone coming to Des Moines and stringing me up??

Apologize profusely, swear to never devalue this thread again, and send each of us some good cheese and maybe we'll call off the lynching. Eh, better add some bacon, just to be sure.

stevebrot · 01-09-2014, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

...and every one of them was, per se, a pearl of wisdom...

Same here. I dedicated serious effort and thought to each and every comment.

Steve

Parallax · 01-09-2014, 06:14 PM

Originally posted by Joel B

Do I have to worry about everyone coming to Des Moines and stringing me up??

Originally posted by normhead

Not unless we can use string cheese...

Perfect!

dansamy · 01-09-2014, 06:23 PM

I have a confession: I really, really want a k-3 & if I had the extra laying around, I'd totally buy one!

That's all the "serious, on-topic" for now.

In other news, why in Hades do men snore like hibernating bears?!?!

Joel B · 01-09-2014, 06:24 PM

Since saying you're sorry is easier than witness protection, here it is: I am very, very, VERY sorry! I will never ever imply that this thread isn't the most serious thread in the forum!! Can you all forgive me for my defaming the posts of you fine Pentaxians??
Eatin Crow,
Joel

TinaS · 01-09-2014, 06:37 PM

Ha ha! Works for me.

Parallax · 01-09-2014, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by Joel B

Since saying you're sorry is easier than witness protection, here it is: I am very, very, VERY sorry! I will never ever imply that this thread isn't the most serious thread in the forum!! Can you all forgive me for my defaming the posts of you fine Pentaxians??
Eatin Crow,
Joel

We'll overlook it, THIS TIME.

Quicksand · 01-09-2014, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by monochrome

I had a sausage pizza with extra cheese for lunch today. Thought you should know.

Mozzarella or Provel?

RoxnDox · 01-09-2014, 08:00 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

The point of the thread is that there is no point.

And here is a photo of the lighthouse on Point No Point (yes, that really is its name)

thereby proving the point! But now that we've got that illuminated, I still won't be getting a K3. Not enough digits in the available budget...

Jim

Joel B · 01-09-2014, 08:15 PM

Originally posted by dansamy

In other news, why in Hades do men snore like hibernating bears?!?!

You been talking to my wife??

normhead · 01-09-2014, 08:16 PM

Thats a very useable looking lighthouse. No climbing 200 stairs of this lighthouse keeper. That mean the lighthouse keeper can carry more cheese up when he goes. But he probably doesn't have a K-3, because it has built in flash, and he can just point his light at stuff for night photography.

01-09-2014, 06:23 PM	#3083
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	I have a confession: I really, really want a k-3 & if I had the extra laying around, I'd totally buy one! That's all the "serious, on-topic" for now. In other news, why in Hades do men snore like hibernating bears?!?! Last edited by dansamy; 01-09-2014 at 06:53 PM.

01-09-2014, 08:00 PM	#3088
RoxnDox Pentaxian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington, USA, Terra Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,494	Originally posted by Parallax The point of the thread is that there is no point. And here is a photo of the lighthouse on Point No Point (yes, that really is its name) thereby proving the point! But now that we've got that illuminated, I still won't be getting a K3. Not enough digits in the available budget... Jim Last edited by RoxnDox; 10-10-2016 at 07:23 PM.

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Quicksand Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Central Ohio (formerly SF Bay Area) Posts: 1,519	No, not everyone.

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monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	:BUMP: I had a sausage pizza with extra cheese for lunch today. Thought you should know. (Don't tell my Cardiologist).

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normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by Joel B Do I have to worry about everyone coming to Des Moines and stringing me up?? Not unless we can use string cheese...

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TinaS Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,164	Originally posted by Joel B Do I have to worry about everyone coming to Des Moines and stringing me up?? Apologize profusely, swear to never devalue this thread again, and send each of us some good cheese and maybe we'll call off the lynching. Eh, better add some bacon, just to be sure.

01-09-2014, 06:09 PM	#3081
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by Parallax ...and every one of them was, per se, a pearl of wisdom... Same here. I dedicated serious effort and thought to each and every comment. Steve

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Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Joel B Do I have to worry about everyone coming to Des Moines and stringing me up?? Originally posted by normhead Not unless we can use string cheese... Perfect!

01-09-2014, 06:24 PM	#3084
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Since saying you're sorry is easier than witness protection, here it is: I am very, very, VERY sorry! I will never ever imply that this thread isn't the most serious thread in the forum!! Can you all forgive me for my defaming the posts of you fine Pentaxians?? Eatin Crow, Joel

01-09-2014, 06:37 PM	#3085
TinaS Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,164	Ha ha! Works for me.

01-09-2014, 06:44 PM	#3086
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Joel B Since saying you're sorry is easier than witness protection, here it is: I am very, very, VERY sorry! I will never ever imply that this thread isn't the most serious thread in the forum!! Can you all forgive me for my defaming the posts of you fine Pentaxians?? Eatin Crow, Joel We'll overlook it, THIS TIME.

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01-09-2014, 07:34 PM	#3087
Quicksand Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Central Ohio (formerly SF Bay Area) Posts: 1,519	Originally posted by monochrome I had a sausage pizza with extra cheese for lunch today. Thought you should know. Mozzarella or Provel?

01-09-2014, 08:15 PM	#3089
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by dansamy In other news, why in Hades do men snore like hibernating bears?!?! You been talking to my wife??

01-09-2014, 08:16 PM	#3090
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Thats a very useable looking lighthouse. No climbing 200 stairs of this lighthouse keeper. That mean the lighthouse keeper can carry more cheese up when he goes. But he probably doesn't have a K-3, because it has built in flash, and he can just point his light at stuff for night photography.