why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

waterfall · 01-24-2014, 02:17 PM

Originally posted by stevebrot

Yes, something like this will do nicely!

The new STEVEBROT K-3!!

Steve

Do you have a printing app for adhesive labels of,this perfect size?

**monochrome** · 01-24-2014, 02:20 PM

monochrome would just be too hociring

Parallax · 01-24-2014, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by monochrome

hociring

Okay, my copy of Funk & Wagnalls seems to missing that entry.

waterfall · 01-24-2014, 02:44 PM

Monochrome is possibly advocating a color label printing App. I could dig it.

OldNoob · 01-24-2014, 02:51 PM

Ok,... Someone sad BACON!

tclausen · 01-24-2014, 02:59 PM

Originally posted by Quicksand

I'm sorry Jean, I need to report you to the French authorities.

His dossier with them is growing rapidly...I already filed two against him in the context of screw-cap wine and spray-cheese-in-a-can, respectively....

Joel B · 01-24-2014, 03:10 PM

Gloom, despair, agony on me! I've got five children, that's why I can't buy a K-3!

Pioneer · 01-24-2014, 03:13 PM

Originally posted by waterfall

Walker, Minnesota with temps below 0 for the entire month has no story in the local paper about the weather. News is that Walleyes are biting in thirty feet of water on Walker Bay. Also, Aunt Jessie is visiting her granddaughter in Park Rapids. No word yet on the results of that visit.

Temperature is what you feel when you go fishing. As long as the fishing hut won't start sinking anytime soon it is Not important.

The depth that Walleyes are biting at is absolutely critical.

Parallax · 01-24-2014, 03:17 PM

Originally posted by Pioneer

The depth that Walleyes are biting at is absolutely critical.

Walleye fishing around here is a really, REALLY big deal.
What I don't understand is why. I tried some once and I don't recall ever, before or since, having eaten anything other than perhaps an ice cube that was so totally devoid of flavor.

I'll take catfish, thank you.

**monochrome** · 01-24-2014, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Okay, my copy of Funk & Wagnalls seems to missing that entry.

Boring

Unfortunately Unscramble doesn't work

Pioneer · 01-24-2014, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Walleye fishing around here is a really, REALLY big deal.
What I don't understand is why. I tried some once and I don't recall ever, before or since, having eaten anything other than perhaps an ice cube that was so totally devoid of flavor.

I'll take catfish, thank you.

When lutefisk is the other option I will gladly eat Walleye every day of the week.

normhead · 01-24-2014, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by monochrome

Ah cut the thread noob some slack. Sure, should ahve read a few posts first, but how would you know?

It was a tribute to my old buddy Rick Ungaro. I'd launch into some diatribe/rant on some topic or another.. and Rick would come back with. "ah but Norm, why don't you tell us what you really think? "

Parallax · 01-24-2014, 03:29 PM

Originally posted by normhead

I'd launch into some diatribe/rant on some topic or another.

Norm, I find that hard to believe.

**monochrome** · 01-24-2014, 03:34 PM

Originally posted by normhead

It was a tribute to my old buddy Rick Ungaro. I'd launch into some diatribe/rant on some topic or another.. and Rick would come back with. "ah but Norm, why don't you tell us what you really think? "

I was making an oblique poke at the OP. I guess it was opaque instead.

And I use your buddy's rejoinder from time to time here.

waterfall · 01-24-2014, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Walleye fishing around here is a really, REALLY big deal.
What I don't understand is why. I tried some once and I don't recall ever, before or since, having eaten anything other than perhaps an ice cube that was so totally devoid of flavor.

I'll take catfish, thank you.

The taste of catfish is a reason to fish for Walleyes.

If Walleyes are not caught, I cannot buy a K3.

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01-24-2014, 02:17 PM	#3751
waterfall Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Northern Minnesota Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,812	Originally posted by stevebrot Yes, something like this will do nicely! The new STEVEBROT K-3!! Steve Do you have a printing app for adhesive labels of,this perfect size?

01-24-2014, 02:20 PM	#3752
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	monochrome would just be too hociring

01-24-2014, 02:35 PM	#3753
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by monochrome hociring Okay, my copy of Funk & Wagnalls seems to missing that entry.

01-24-2014, 02:44 PM	#3754
waterfall Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Northern Minnesota Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,812	Monochrome is possibly advocating a color label printing App. I could dig it.

01-24-2014, 02:51 PM	#3755
OldNoob Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 402	Ok,... Someone sad BACON!

01-24-2014, 02:59 PM	#3756
tclausen Veteran Member Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 1,397	Originally posted by Quicksand I'm sorry Jean, I need to report you to the French authorities. His dossier with them is growing rapidly...I already filed two against him in the context of screw-cap wine and spray-cheese-in-a-can, respectively....

01-24-2014, 03:10 PM	#3757
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Gloom, despair, agony on me! I've got five children, that's why I can't buy a K-3!

01-24-2014, 03:13 PM	#3758
Pioneer Pentaxian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Wandering the Streets Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,411	Originally posted by waterfall Walker, Minnesota with temps below 0 for the entire month has no story in the local paper about the weather. News is that Walleyes are biting in thirty feet of water on Walker Bay. Also, Aunt Jessie is visiting her granddaughter in Park Rapids. No word yet on the results of that visit. Temperature is what you feel when you go fishing. As long as the fishing hut won't start sinking anytime soon it is Not important. The depth that Walleyes are biting at is absolutely critical.

01-24-2014, 03:17 PM	#3759
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Pioneer The depth that Walleyes are biting at is absolutely critical. Walleye fishing around here is a really, REALLY big deal. What I don't understand is why. I tried some once and I don't recall ever, before or since, having eaten anything other than perhaps an ice cube that was so totally devoid of flavor. I'll take catfish, thank you.

01-24-2014, 03:20 PM	#3760
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by Parallax Okay, my copy of Funk & Wagnalls seems to missing that entry. Boring Unfortunately Unscramble doesn't work

01-24-2014, 03:25 PM	#3761
Pioneer Pentaxian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Wandering the Streets Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,411	Originally posted by Parallax Walleye fishing around here is a really, REALLY big deal. What I don't understand is why. I tried some once and I don't recall ever, before or since, having eaten anything other than perhaps an ice cube that was so totally devoid of flavor. I'll take catfish, thank you. When lutefisk is the other option I will gladly eat Walleye every day of the week.

01-24-2014, 03:26 PM	#3762
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by monochrome Ah cut the thread noob some slack. Sure, should ahve read a few posts first, but how would you know? It was a tribute to my old buddy Rick Ungaro. I'd launch into some diatribe/rant on some topic or another.. and Rick would come back with. "ah but Norm, why don't you tell us what you really think? "

01-24-2014, 03:29 PM	#3763
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by normhead I'd launch into some diatribe/rant on some topic or another. Norm, I find that hard to believe.

01-24-2014, 03:34 PM	#3764
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by normhead It was a tribute to my old buddy Rick Ungaro. I'd launch into some diatribe/rant on some topic or another.. and Rick would come back with. "ah but Norm, why don't you tell us what you really think? " I was making an oblique poke at the OP. I guess it was opaque instead. And I use your buddy's rejoinder from time to time here.

01-24-2014, 03:36 PM	#3765
waterfall Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Northern Minnesota Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,812	Originally posted by Parallax Walleye fishing around here is a really, REALLY big deal. What I don't understand is why. I tried some once and I don't recall ever, before or since, having eaten anything other than perhaps an ice cube that was so totally devoid of flavor. I'll take catfish, thank you. The taste of catfish is a reason to fish for Walleyes. If Walleyes are not caught, I cannot buy a K3.