why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Racer X 69 · 01-24-2014, 08:33 PM

Originally posted by normhead

And really, why would anyone buy a K-3 before there is world peace and good weather all around. What kind of photographer would bring a K-3 into this vain and troubled world?

You are so altruistic Norm. Nice guy!

**Ex Finn.** · 01-24-2014, 08:34 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Actually it is not all raw. The tako (octopus) is steamed. The unagi (eel) is cooked, tastes like rainbow trout. The tomago (kind of an omelet made with eggs) is fully cooked. The shrimp is also cooked.

Oh, and there is no shit in that picture.

Sorry, goes to show how little I know about that stuff.

Racer X 69 · 01-24-2014, 08:35 PM

Originally posted by normhead

. . . . . . by the time he'd made his "final decision" The skunk was long gone.

Probably a good thing, eh?

**Ex Finn.** · 01-24-2014, 08:58 PM

Originally posted by Joel B

They tend to go off like a bomb when shot!

They do the same thing when run over. Every fall they must go in heat and lose their minds, never seen so many roadkill skunks as here. Phey.
edit: I will not buy K3 till it is certified to withstand RAW fish, skunk excrement/scat, sushi bar and Ludefisk.

Last edited by Ex Finn.; 01-24-2014 at 09:06 PM.

Parallax · 01-25-2014, 06:12 AM

.......and Cheeze-wiz.

Nesster · 01-25-2014, 06:40 AM

Speaking of Possums, I caught this one going through a UPS delivery... he ruined my Ricoh K100D

normhead · 01-25-2014, 07:12 AM

Originally posted by Joel B

It's a good thing he didn't shoot it or you probably would be living in another house!! They tend to go off like a bomb when shot!

What about all the poor suckers that don't have the right job?? Oh yeah, walking happy meals for bears!!!

If your'e stupid enough to get attacked by a bear, up here we just call that cleaning up the gene pool.

**jac** · 01-25-2014, 07:26 AM

How did this thread get so far off-topic? Unless you can make bacon out of possum meat.

Racer X 69 · 01-25-2014, 08:12 AM

Originally posted by jac

How did this thread get so far off-topic?

Topic? What topic?

This is free form Friday!

Originally posted by jac

Unless you can make bacon out of possum meat.

Them Tarheels in Hooterville can! Like I said, they imported them when they migrated up my way, and their entire cuisine is based on Possum. But most of them wouldn't have the cash for a K3, or even know what one is.

Colbyt · 01-25-2014, 08:14 AM

Originally posted by jac

How did this thread get so far off-topic? Unless you can make bacon out of possum meat.

You get close enough to smell one then if you still want possum bacon I'll make you some.

Jean Poitiers · 01-25-2014, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by Colbyt

You get close enough to smell one then if you still want possum bacon I'll make you some.

From my childhood memories, I have the remembrance that possums smell good ... espsecially those that were "permanent sunbathing" along State Highway 2 in Pushmataha County - about half way between Clayton and Antlers - which runs alongside the former railroad track ...

Oklahoma State Highway 2 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Also, my grandfather bought his land directly from the Choctaw Nation ... another reason not to get a K-3, because it offers no possible land purchases in Japan a part of a bundled package ...

Pushmataha County, Oklahoma - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

**jac** · 01-25-2014, 08:39 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Topic? What topic?

This is free form Friday!

You been into the cheese-sauce again or am I supposed to be at work right now?

DeadJohn · 01-25-2014, 08:45 AM

Originally posted by Joel B

Gloom, despair, agony on me! I've got five children, that's why I can't buy a K-3!

Don't blame Ricoh for your lack of priorities.

Racer X 69 · 01-25-2014, 08:54 AM

Originally posted by jac

You been into the cheese-sauce again or am I supposed to be at work right now?

Yes!

~or~

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

Nesster · 01-25-2014, 02:32 PM

Originally posted by jac

How did this thread get so far off-topic? Unless you can make bacon out of possum meat.

With this, you can make the perfect bacon bowl out of even a possum

https://www.buyperfectbacon.com/default.aspx?utm_source=Google_Non_TM&utm_me...Fe5lOgod3yEAdA

01-25-2014, 08:12 AM	#3804
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by jac How did this thread get so far off-topic? Topic? What topic? This is free form Friday! Originally posted by jac Unless you can make bacon out of possum meat. Them Tarheels in Hooterville can! Like I said, they imported them when they migrated up my way, and their entire cuisine is based on Possum. But most of them wouldn't have the cash for a K3, or even know what one is. Last edited by Racer X 69; 01-25-2014 at 08:24 AM.

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01-24-2014, 08:33 PM	#3796
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by normhead And really, why would anyone buy a K-3 before there is world peace and good weather all around. What kind of photographer would bring a K-3 into this vain and troubled world? You are so altruistic Norm. Nice guy!

01-24-2014, 08:34 PM	#3797
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Actually it is not all raw. The tako (octopus) is steamed. The unagi (eel) is cooked, tastes like rainbow trout. The tomago (kind of an omelet made with eggs) is fully cooked. The shrimp is also cooked. Oh, and there is no shit in that picture. Sorry, goes to show how little I know about that stuff.

01-24-2014, 08:35 PM	#3798
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by normhead . . . . . . by the time he'd made his "final decision" The skunk was long gone. Probably a good thing, eh?

01-24-2014, 08:58 PM	#3799
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Joel B They tend to go off like a bomb when shot! They do the same thing when run over. Every fall they must go in heat and lose their minds, never seen so many roadkill skunks as here. Phey. edit: I will not buy K3 till it is certified to withstand RAW fish, skunk excrement/scat, sushi bar and Ludefisk. Last edited by Ex Finn.; 01-24-2014 at 09:06 PM.

01-25-2014, 06:12 AM	#3800
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	.......and Cheeze-wiz.

01-25-2014, 06:40 AM	#3801
Nesster Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NJ USA Photos: Gallery Posts: 13,072	Speaking of Possums, I caught this one going through a UPS delivery... he ruined my Ricoh K100D

01-25-2014, 07:12 AM	#3802
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	Originally posted by Joel B It's a good thing he didn't shoot it or you probably would be living in another house!! They tend to go off like a bomb when shot! What about all the poor suckers that don't have the right job?? Oh yeah, walking happy meals for bears!!! If your'e stupid enough to get attacked by a bear, up here we just call that cleaning up the gene pool.

01-25-2014, 07:26 AM	#3803
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	How did this thread get so far off-topic? Unless you can make bacon out of possum meat.

01-25-2014, 08:14 AM	#3805
Colbyt Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Central Kentucky Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,417	Originally posted by jac How did this thread get so far off-topic? Unless you can make bacon out of possum meat. You get close enough to smell one then if you still want possum bacon I'll make you some.

01-25-2014, 08:34 AM	#3806
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by Colbyt You get close enough to smell one then if you still want possum bacon I'll make you some. From my childhood memories, I have the remembrance that possums smell good ... espsecially those that were "permanent sunbathing" along State Highway 2 in Pushmataha County - about half way between Clayton and Antlers - which runs alongside the former railroad track ... Oklahoma State Highway 2 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Also, my grandfather bought his land directly from the Choctaw Nation ... another reason not to get a K-3, because it offers no possible land purchases in Japan a part of a bundled package ... Pushmataha County, Oklahoma - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

01-25-2014, 08:39 AM	#3807
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Topic? What topic? This is free form Friday! You been into the cheese-sauce again or am I supposed to be at work right now?

01-25-2014, 08:45 AM	#3808
DeadJohn Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: New York Posts: 4,834	Originally posted by Joel B Gloom, despair, agony on me! I've got five children, that's why I can't buy a K-3! Don't blame Ricoh for your lack of priorities.

01-25-2014, 08:54 AM	#3809
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by jac You been into the cheese-sauce again or am I supposed to be at work right now? Yes! ~or~ Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

01-25-2014, 02:32 PM	#3810
Nesster Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NJ USA Photos: Gallery Posts: 13,072	Originally posted by jac How did this thread get so far off-topic? Unless you can make bacon out of possum meat. With this, you can make the perfect bacon bowl out of even a possum https://www.buyperfectbacon.com/default.aspx?utm_source=Google_Non_TM&utm_me...Fe5lOgod3yEAdA