why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

dansamy · 02-04-2014, 03:57 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Joel B

Gross human being!!!
Actually Quisling was a Nazi collaborator. during WWII. Helped to keep Norway subdued during the war. Got his in the end!!!

Ahh. I'm not very good with WWII history. My sister has a real love for earlier Russian history.

I like the Dark Ages through the Renaissance myself.

**MJSfoto1956** · 02-04-2014, 03:57 PM - **1 Like**

100,000+ views so far? Really? Yikes...

**Ex Finn.** · 02-04-2014, 04:12 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MJSfoto1956

100,000+ views so far? Really? Yikes...

I know, that`s all so far.
Maybe we could try to get some of that 8 foot long bacon and rope more people in.
edit: meant to say "Bacon more people in to viewing"

Boris_Akunin · 02-04-2014, 04:57 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by OldNoob

This thread is Spamtastic!

There's a contest on, you know...

Boris_Akunin · 02-04-2014, 04:58 PM - **1 Like**

@topic:
I don't have teh moneys!

**jac** · 02-04-2014, 05:13 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

When I got off work it was dark, when I went to wok it was dark, all night long it was

Try it in my world. When I get off work, it's dark. When I go to work, it's dark. All night long it's dark. But I work days. The sun sets in late November and rises in January. Kinda longish night for some. Gives one time for contemplation on a larger scale such as "Why is cheese orange?" "Did Kraft really under supply to inflate the price of Veveeta for Super Bowl Sunday?" "If the moon is really made of blue cheese, why is it dusty?" "Is Tokyo still there and can it be proven to be there, mathematically?" and, of course, "What is the square root of igunaq?".

Boris_Akunin · 02-04-2014, 05:17 PM

Originally posted by jac

"Why is cheese orange?" "Did Kraft really under supply to inflate the price of Veveeta for Super Bowl Sunday?" "If the moon is really made of blue cheese, why is it dusty?" "Is Tokyo still there and can it be proven to be there, mathematically?" and, of course, "What is the square root of igunaq?".

Truely, those are all questions worthy of the great minds of our time... You should get in touch with Stephen Hawking!

dansamy · 02-04-2014, 05:25 PM

Ooh! I know why cheese is orange! It had to do with the heavy cream, which is yellowish when it's high in fat, getting skimmed off. The farmers added back a yellow color to fool the customer into thinking the cheese was made with the whole, raw milk with the cream included.

**Ex Finn.** · 02-04-2014, 05:30 PM

Originally posted by dansamy

The farmers added back a yellow color

Now, the question is, where did they get that yellow color from.

Where I am from, we never ate the yellow snow.

And that will keep me from getting the K3, because it rhymes with yellow snow.

Boris_Akunin · 02-04-2014, 05:32 PM

Originally posted by dansamy

Ooh! I know why cheese is orange! It had to do with the heavy cream, which is yellowish when it's high in fat, getting skimmed off. The farmers added back a yellow color to fool the customer into thinking the cheese was made with the whole, raw milk with the cream included.

Where would the world be without beta-carotene?

**jac** · 02-04-2014, 05:37 PM

Originally posted by dansamy

Ooh! I know why cheese is orange! It had to do with the heavy cream, which is yellowish when it's high in fat, getting skimmed off. The farmers added back a yellow color to fool the customer into thinking the cheese was made with the whole, raw milk with the cream included.

Yeah, sure. Next you'll be telling me that marble cheese isn't made with real marbles. Or that chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows.

dansamy · 02-04-2014, 05:40 PM

Originally posted by jac

chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows.

Well of course it does!

ClinchShots · 02-04-2014, 05:43 PM

It's the best camera we have available to us

I want one

They could tag it with garbage

Still would want

Parallax · 02-04-2014, 05:45 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Now, the question is, where did they get that yellow color from.

Some questions are better left unanswered.

**Ex Finn.** · 02-04-2014, 05:46 PM

I had it but then I lost it, darn. Something about cheese, bacon and yellow snow...and a hocir.
Green-pea soup, made with ham-bone, for dinner tonight. Doubt that the K3 could handle shooting in that environment

Just an other reason not to buy one.

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02-04-2014, 03:57 PM - 1 Like	#4426
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	Originally posted by Joel B Gross human being!!! Actually Quisling was a Nazi collaborator. during WWII. Helped to keep Norway subdued during the war. Got his in the end!!! Ahh. I'm not very good with WWII history. My sister has a real love for earlier Russian history. I like the Dark Ages through the Renaissance myself.

02-04-2014, 03:57 PM - 1 Like	#4427
MJSfoto1956 Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Boston Posts: 1,305	100,000+ views so far? Really? Yikes...

02-04-2014, 04:12 PM - 1 Like	#4428
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by MJSfoto1956 100,000+ views so far? Really? Yikes... I know, that`s all so far. Maybe we could try to get some of that 8 foot long bacon and rope more people in. edit: meant to say "Bacon more people in to viewing"

02-04-2014, 04:57 PM - 1 Like	#4429
Boris_Akunin Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Bremen, Germany Photos: Gallery Posts: 674	Originally posted by OldNoob This thread is Spamtastic! There's a contest on, you know...

02-04-2014, 04:58 PM - 1 Like	#4430
Boris_Akunin Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Bremen, Germany Photos: Gallery Posts: 674	@topic: I don't have teh moneys!

02-04-2014, 05:13 PM	#4431
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by Racer X 69 When I got off work it was dark, when I went to wok it was dark, all night long it was Try it in my world. When I get off work, it's dark. When I go to work, it's dark. All night long it's dark. But I work days. The sun sets in late November and rises in January. Kinda longish night for some. Gives one time for contemplation on a larger scale such as "Why is cheese orange?" "Did Kraft really under supply to inflate the price of Veveeta for Super Bowl Sunday?" "If the moon is really made of blue cheese, why is it dusty?" "Is Tokyo still there and can it be proven to be there, mathematically?" and, of course, "What is the square root of igunaq?".

02-04-2014, 05:17 PM	#4432
Boris_Akunin Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Bremen, Germany Photos: Gallery Posts: 674	Originally posted by jac "Why is cheese orange?" "Did Kraft really under supply to inflate the price of Veveeta for Super Bowl Sunday?" "If the moon is really made of blue cheese, why is it dusty?" "Is Tokyo still there and can it be proven to be there, mathematically?" and, of course, "What is the square root of igunaq?". Truely, those are all questions worthy of the great minds of our time... You should get in touch with Stephen Hawking!

02-04-2014, 05:25 PM	#4433
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	Ooh! I know why cheese is orange! It had to do with the heavy cream, which is yellowish when it's high in fat, getting skimmed off. The farmers added back a yellow color to fool the customer into thinking the cheese was made with the whole, raw milk with the cream included.

02-04-2014, 05:30 PM	#4434
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by dansamy The farmers added back a yellow color Now, the question is, where did they get that yellow color from. Where I am from, we never ate the yellow snow. And that will keep me from getting the K3, because it rhymes with yellow snow.

02-04-2014, 05:32 PM	#4435
Boris_Akunin Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Bremen, Germany Photos: Gallery Posts: 674	Originally posted by dansamy Ooh! I know why cheese is orange! It had to do with the heavy cream, which is yellowish when it's high in fat, getting skimmed off. The farmers added back a yellow color to fool the customer into thinking the cheese was made with the whole, raw milk with the cream included. Where would the world be without beta-carotene?

02-04-2014, 05:37 PM	#4436
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by dansamy Ooh! I know why cheese is orange! It had to do with the heavy cream, which is yellowish when it's high in fat, getting skimmed off. The farmers added back a yellow color to fool the customer into thinking the cheese was made with the whole, raw milk with the cream included. Yeah, sure. Next you'll be telling me that marble cheese isn't made with real marbles. Or that chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows.

02-04-2014, 05:40 PM	#4437
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	Originally posted by jac chocolate milk doesn't come from brown cows. Well of course it does!

02-04-2014, 05:43 PM	#4438
ClinchShots Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Arizona Photos: Gallery Posts: 437	It's the best camera we have available to us I want one They could tag it with garbage Still would want

02-04-2014, 05:45 PM	#4439
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Now, the question is, where did they get that yellow color from. Some questions are better left unanswered.

02-04-2014, 05:46 PM	#4440
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	I had it but then I lost it, darn. Something about cheese, bacon and yellow snow...and a hocir. Green-pea soup, made with ham-bone, for dinner tonight. Doubt that the K3 could handle shooting in that environment Just an other reason not to buy one.