why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

dansamy · 02-20-2014, 06:39 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

What`s going on... need an update on the most pressing issues at the moment.
No desire to read through the last 5 pages. Just want the condensed version. And skip the hociR oN ones.

Parrallax is on drugs. That's the most important new information. But I think all of us are at least a little doped in here

stevebrot · 02-20-2014, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by j2photos

hociR on my doorstep. Played with it for 30 minutes

So tell me, do you still feel dirty or has the evil hociR seeped into the core of your being?

Steve

**Ex Finn.** · 02-20-2014, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by j2photos

hociR on my doorstep. Played with it for 30 minutes

You will be fine. I hope.

---------- Post added 02-20-14 at 08:43 PM ----------

Originally posted by dansamy

Parrallax is on drugs. That's the most important new information. But I think all of us are at least a little doped in here

OK, not sure if that is good or not.

j2photos · 02-20-2014, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by stevebrot

So tell me, do you still feel dirty or has the evil hociR seeped into the core of your being?

Steve

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

You will be fine. I hope.

I do still feel dirty, but is a GOOOOOD dirty. This thing is beyond amazing :drool:

I am not sure if I will be okay ever again. This thing B**** slaps my K-7. On cloud 10 right now.

magkelly · 02-20-2014, 06:46 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

Everybody knows the biggest lie in medicine is "This shouldn't hurt."

Yup, because it always does, particularly when you get the bill. :P

dansamy · 02-20-2014, 08:31 PM

Originally posted by magkelly

Yup, because it always does, particularly when you get the bill. :P

Yeah. Let's not go there. My hospital switched to a high deductible plan. My husband's monthly medications, all out of pocket now, run $300/month. That's on top of the cost of the insurance.

Racer X 69 · 02-20-2014, 10:14 PM

Originally posted by dansamy

Parrallax is on drugs. That's the most important new information. But I think all of us are at least a little doped in here

Not me. They can ask me to go take the Whizz Quiz anytime, and I have to be ready.

Or I can't drive.

And then the hociR would win.

Originally posted by dansamy

I even overslept.

Again!

Last edited by Racer X 69; 02-20-2014 at 10:28 PM.

dansamy · 02-20-2014, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Not me. They can ask me to go take the Whizz Quiz anytime, and I have to be ready.

Or I can't drive.

And then the hociR would win.

Again!

I have to be prepared to pass my test at any time too. I've told my boss that the hospital is welcome to a hair sample even. My hair is waist length. You could get a complete record of my non-use for at a minimum the last 2 years. Won't find anything stronger than Excedrin or Motrin.

**savoche** · 02-20-2014, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by j2photos

I do still feel dirty, but is a GOOOOOD dirty. This thing is beyond amazing :drool:

I am not sure if I will be okay ever again. This thing B**** slaps my K-7. On cloud 10 right now.

That is plain unfair. You're not supposed to help hociR make my K-5 feel old, slow, and out-dated - not in here!

(And congratz

)

j2photos · 02-21-2014, 12:06 AM

I cant help it! By the way, I think I am going to sleep with it tonight

dansamy · 02-21-2014, 01:06 AM

Originally posted by j2photos

I cant help it! By the way, I think I am going to sleep with it tonight

I do not want to know that you are sleeping with hociR...

j2photos · 02-21-2014, 01:22 AM

Originally posted by dansamy

I do not want to know that you are sleeping with hociR...

Shhhh. just dont tell my wife!

Jean Poitiers · 02-21-2014, 01:43 AM

Originally posted by j2photos

I do still feel dirty, but is a GOOOOOD dirty. This thing is beyond amazing :drool:

I am not sure if I will be okay ever again. This thing B**** slaps my K-7. On cloud 10 right now.

"Congratz" there ... I can image the change from the K-7 ... had one and thought the same when I upgraded to my K-5 ("Classic"

) ... not like SPAM Classic

J

**savoche** · 02-21-2014, 04:18 AM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

"Congratz" there ... I can image the change from the K-7 ... had one and thought the same when I upgraded to my K-5 ("Classic"

) ... not like SPAM Classic

J

"Classic"? Mine's a K-5 Classy.

Parallax · 02-21-2014, 02:54 PM

Where did everybody go?

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dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	Originally posted by Ex Finn. What`s going on... need an update on the most pressing issues at the moment. No desire to read through the last 5 pages. Just want the condensed version. And skip the hociR oN ones. Parrallax is on drugs. That's the most important new information. But I think all of us are at least a little doped in here

02-20-2014, 06:42 PM	#6062
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by j2photos hociR on my doorstep. Played with it for 30 minutes So tell me, do you still feel dirty or has the evil hociR seeped into the core of your being? Steve

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Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by j2photos hociR on my doorstep. Played with it for 30 minutes You will be fine. I hope. ---------- Post added 02-20-14 at 08:43 PM ---------- Originally posted by dansamy Parrallax is on drugs. That's the most important new information. But I think all of us are at least a little doped in here OK, not sure if that is good or not.

02-20-2014, 06:46 PM	#6064
j2photos Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Manteca, CA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,653	Originally posted by stevebrot So tell me, do you still feel dirty or has the evil hociR seeped into the core of your being? Steve Originally posted by Ex Finn. You will be fine. I hope. I do still feel dirty, but is a GOOOOOD dirty. This thing is beyond amazing :drool: I am not sure if I will be okay ever again. This thing B**** slaps my K-7. On cloud 10 right now.

02-20-2014, 06:46 PM - 1 Like	#6065
magkelly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2010 Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,901	Originally posted by Parallax Everybody knows the biggest lie in medicine is "This shouldn't hurt." Yup, because it always does, particularly when you get the bill. :P

02-20-2014, 08:31 PM	#6066
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	Originally posted by magkelly Yup, because it always does, particularly when you get the bill. :P Yeah. Let's not go there. My hospital switched to a high deductible plan. My husband's monthly medications, all out of pocket now, run $300/month. That's on top of the cost of the insurance.

02-20-2014, 10:14 PM	#6067
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by dansamy Parrallax is on drugs. That's the most important new information. But I think all of us are at least a little doped in here Not me. They can ask me to go take the Whizz Quiz anytime, and I have to be ready. Or I can't drive. And then the hociR would win. Originally posted by dansamy I even overslept. Again! Last edited by Racer X 69; 02-20-2014 at 10:28 PM.

02-20-2014, 10:34 PM	#6068
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Not me. They can ask me to go take the Whizz Quiz anytime, and I have to be ready. Or I can't drive. And then the hociR would win. Again! I have to be prepared to pass my test at any time too. I've told my boss that the hospital is welcome to a hair sample even. My hair is waist length. You could get a complete record of my non-use for at a minimum the last 2 years. Won't find anything stronger than Excedrin or Motrin.

02-20-2014, 11:59 PM	#6069
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by j2photos I do still feel dirty, but is a GOOOOOD dirty. This thing is beyond amazing :drool: I am not sure if I will be okay ever again. This thing B**** slaps my K-7. On cloud 10 right now. That is plain unfair. You're not supposed to help hociR make my K-5 feel old, slow, and out-dated - not in here! (And congratz )

02-21-2014, 12:06 AM	#6070
j2photos Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Manteca, CA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,653	I cant help it! By the way, I think I am going to sleep with it tonight

02-21-2014, 01:06 AM	#6071
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	Originally posted by j2photos I cant help it! By the way, I think I am going to sleep with it tonight I do not want to know that you are sleeping with hociR...

02-21-2014, 01:22 AM	#6072
j2photos Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Manteca, CA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,653	Originally posted by dansamy I do not want to know that you are sleeping with hociR... Shhhh. just dont tell my wife!

02-21-2014, 01:43 AM	#6073
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by j2photos I do still feel dirty, but is a GOOOOOD dirty. This thing is beyond amazing :drool: I am not sure if I will be okay ever again. This thing B**** slaps my K-7. On cloud 10 right now. "Congratz" there ... I can image the change from the K-7 ... had one and thought the same when I upgraded to my K-5 ("Classic" ) ... not like SPAM Classic J

02-21-2014, 04:18 AM	#6074
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers "Congratz" there ... I can image the change from the K-7 ... had one and thought the same when I upgraded to my K-5 ("Classic" ) ... not like SPAM Classic J "Classic"? Mine's a K-5 Classy.

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Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Where did everybody go?