why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**Ex Finn.** · 02-26-2014, 06:49 PM

Originally posted by j2photos

Im just glad y'all allowed me to stay!

For now

. Try not to mess up again.

j2photos · 02-26-2014, 06:54 PM

Originally posted by jac

Were you gone?

HEY!

I resent that statement

---------- Post added 02-26-2014 at 07:54 PM ----------

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

For now. Try not to mess up again.

I will do my best to resist temptation.

dansamy · 02-26-2014, 07:03 PM

Originally posted by j2photos

HEY!

I resent that statement

---------- Post added 02-26-2014 at 07:54 PM ----------

I will do my best to resist temptation.

I thought you were supposed to be off in a corner, saying a few hundred Hail Megapickles & lashing yourself for buying hociR?

j2photos · 02-26-2014, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by dansamy

I thought you were supposed to be off in a corner, saying a few hundred Hail Megapickles & lashing yourself for buying hociR?

If I recall it was to only say one "Hail Megapixel" which I did.

---------- Post added 02-26-2014 at 08:08 PM ----------

Wait, did you said Hail Megapickles?

dansamy · 02-26-2014, 07:18 PM

Originally posted by j2photos

If I recall it was to only say one "Hail Megapixel" which I did.

---------- Post added 02-26-2014 at 08:08 PM ----------

Wait, did you said Hail Megapickles?

Why yes, I did! Now, back to the corner with you!

j2photos · 02-26-2014, 07:24 PM

Originally posted by dansamy

Why yes, I did! Now, back to the corner with you!

Do not divert attention from the Hail Megapickle dangit!

dansamy · 02-26-2014, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by j2photos

Do not divert attention from the Hail Megapickle dangit!

I can tell I'm going to have to get my fly swatter!

magkelly · 02-26-2014, 07:31 PM

Hail Megapixels Full Of Grace The Photography Gods Are With Thee.
Blessed Art Thou Among Cameras If Thy Megapixel Count Is Mighty.

j2photos · 02-26-2014, 07:32 PM

Originally posted by dansamy

I can tell I'm going to have to get my fly swatter!

You might have to take your flip flop off and threaten me

Racer X 69 · 02-26-2014, 07:34 PM

Originally posted by j2photos

You might have to take your flip flop off and threaten me

Don't tempt her.

Now back to the corner with you and the Hail Megapickles.

dansamy · 02-26-2014, 07:39 PM

Originally posted by j2photos

You might have to take your flip flop off and threaten me

Oh, no sir! I do NOT wear flip flops! Never, ever, ever!

j2photos · 02-26-2014, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by dansamy

Oh, no sir! I do NOT wear flip flops! Never, ever, ever!

Okay then, slippers or house shoes, Ive seen both taken off and used to beat children (not in my house though)

dansamy · 02-26-2014, 07:45 PM

Nope, no slippers or house shoes either.

magkelly · 02-26-2014, 07:50 PM

Originally posted by dansamy

Oh, no sir! I do NOT wear flip flops! Never, ever, ever!

And just what is wrong with flip flops may I ask? I wear them, when I consent to wearing shoes at all. I infinitely prefer bare feet. Or boots if I must wear something when it's colder, but I will resort to flip flops rather than walk across a bug infested lawn to get Dad his newspaper. Or on hot pavement that you could literally fry an egg on, and what else do you wear to the beach, pool etc? I like mine upscale with actual foot support and kind with chic beads and sole patterns and stuff actually. None of those cheap white soled crayola colored ones like I used to wear as a kid because my Mama used to insist my preference for bare feet in the house was too redneck for her rarefied lower middle class sense of taste. Mind you this was the same woman who thought wearing polyester stretch pants was just fine and who tried to send me to school in polyester stretch jeans that would have gotten me taunted right out of school in about 10 seconds flat....

---------- Post added 02-26-14 at 09:52 PM ----------

Originally posted by dansamy

Nope, no slippers or house shoes either.

So that pretty much leaves combat boots or heels? Which is it?

VoiceOfReason · 02-26-2014, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by dansamy

Oh, no sir! I do NOT wear flip flops! Never, ever, ever!

If they can't package it with a 3 lens kit containing a 10-35 f/2.0 , 35-200 f/2.8, and a 200-600 f/4 and all WR, lightweight, and super fast silent focusing I will not be able to buy a K3. Seriously, it's not like I'm asking the impossible! I'd even pay 2500 for that kit! They don't want my money and it makes me sad.

02-26-2014, 06:49 PM	#6706
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by j2photos Im just glad y'all allowed me to stay! For now. Try not to mess up again.

02-26-2014, 07:31 PM	#6713
magkelly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2010 Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,901	Hail Megapixels Full Of Grace The Photography Gods Are With Thee. Blessed Art Thou Among Cameras If Thy Megapixel Count Is Mighty. Attached Images

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02-26-2014, 06:54 PM	#6707
j2photos Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Manteca, CA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,653	Originally posted by jac Were you gone? HEY! I resent that statement ---------- Post added 02-26-2014 at 07:54 PM ---------- Originally posted by Ex Finn. For now. Try not to mess up again. I will do my best to resist temptation.

02-26-2014, 07:03 PM	#6708
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	Originally posted by j2photos HEY! I resent that statement ---------- Post added 02-26-2014 at 07:54 PM ---------- I will do my best to resist temptation. I thought you were supposed to be off in a corner, saying a few hundred Hail Megapickles & lashing yourself for buying hociR?

02-26-2014, 07:06 PM	#6709
j2photos Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Manteca, CA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,653	Originally posted by dansamy I thought you were supposed to be off in a corner, saying a few hundred Hail Megapickles & lashing yourself for buying hociR? If I recall it was to only say one "Hail Megapixel" which I did. ---------- Post added 02-26-2014 at 08:08 PM ---------- Wait, did you said Hail Megapickles?

02-26-2014, 07:18 PM	#6710
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	Originally posted by j2photos If I recall it was to only say one "Hail Megapixel" which I did. ---------- Post added 02-26-2014 at 08:08 PM ---------- Wait, did you said Hail Megapickles? Why yes, I did! Now, back to the corner with you!

02-26-2014, 07:24 PM	#6711
j2photos Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Manteca, CA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,653	Originally posted by dansamy Why yes, I did! Now, back to the corner with you! Do not divert attention from the Hail Megapickle dangit!

02-26-2014, 07:30 PM	#6712
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	Originally posted by j2photos Do not divert attention from the Hail Megapickle dangit! I can tell I'm going to have to get my fly swatter!

02-26-2014, 07:32 PM	#6714
j2photos Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Manteca, CA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,653	Originally posted by dansamy I can tell I'm going to have to get my fly swatter! You might have to take your flip flop off and threaten me

02-26-2014, 07:34 PM	#6715
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by j2photos You might have to take your flip flop off and threaten me Don't tempt her. Now back to the corner with you and the Hail Megapickles.

02-26-2014, 07:39 PM	#6716
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	Originally posted by j2photos You might have to take your flip flop off and threaten me Oh, no sir! I do NOT wear flip flops! Never, ever, ever!

02-26-2014, 07:43 PM	#6717
j2photos Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Manteca, CA Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,653	Originally posted by dansamy Oh, no sir! I do NOT wear flip flops! Never, ever, ever! Okay then, slippers or house shoes, Ive seen both taken off and used to beat children (not in my house though)

02-26-2014, 07:45 PM	#6718
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	Nope, no slippers or house shoes either.

02-26-2014, 07:50 PM	#6719
magkelly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2010 Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,901	Originally posted by dansamy Oh, no sir! I do NOT wear flip flops! Never, ever, ever! And just what is wrong with flip flops may I ask? I wear them, when I consent to wearing shoes at all. I infinitely prefer bare feet. Or boots if I must wear something when it's colder, but I will resort to flip flops rather than walk across a bug infested lawn to get Dad his newspaper. Or on hot pavement that you could literally fry an egg on, and what else do you wear to the beach, pool etc? I like mine upscale with actual foot support and kind with chic beads and sole patterns and stuff actually. None of those cheap white soled crayola colored ones like I used to wear as a kid because my Mama used to insist my preference for bare feet in the house was too redneck for her rarefied lower middle class sense of taste. Mind you this was the same woman who thought wearing polyester stretch pants was just fine and who tried to send me to school in polyester stretch jeans that would have gotten me taunted right out of school in about 10 seconds flat.... ---------- Post added 02-26-14 at 09:52 PM ---------- Originally posted by dansamy Nope, no slippers or house shoes either. So that pretty much leaves combat boots or heels? Which is it?

02-26-2014, 07:55 PM	#6720
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by dansamy Oh, no sir! I do NOT wear flip flops! Never, ever, ever! If they can't package it with a 3 lens kit containing a 10-35 f/2.0 , 35-200 f/2.8, and a 200-600 f/4 and all WR, lightweight, and super fast silent focusing I will not be able to buy a K3. Seriously, it's not like I'm asking the impossible! I'd even pay 2500 for that kit! They don't want my money and it makes me sad.