why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

VoiceOfReason · 03-08-2014, 02:39 PM

I will be taking a picture of lake Michigan today, and I don't need a K3 for that.

Racer X 69 · 03-08-2014, 02:45 PM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

I will be taking a picture of lake Michigan today, and I don't need a K3 for that.

All the way from Tennessee?

Originally posted by Parallax

Peanut butter is my weak spot. It's the only food I ever get a true craving for.

Adams unsalted crunchy. Whole wheat bread. Some butter on one slice.

And honey.

Fresh honey from the hives.

Unpasteurized honey.

And a tall glass of ice cold milk.

Don't let hociR get in my way, or someone is gonna get hurt.

Jean Poitiers · 03-08-2014, 02:55 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Jean, I do believe you are my twin brother from a different mother.

If we were on the same continent I would ask to meet up and trade some tunes! ...

Great minds think alike.... and the next time I'm in your neighborhood, I will be sure to let you know

... Salut, J

**Ex Finn.** · 03-08-2014, 02:57 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

All the way from Tennessee?

Adams unsalted crunchy. Whole wheat bread. Some butter on one slice.

And honey.

Fresh honey from the hives.

Unpasteurized honey.

And a tall glass of ice cold milk.

Don't let hociR get in my way, or someone is gonna get hurt.

Great, now I have to go to the store and buy some Nestle Double-chocolate-milk.
No time for K3.

tim60 · 03-08-2014, 03:08 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Nutella? Yuk! This is much better:

Real food! Even got some foreigners to like it!

---------- Post added 03-09-14 at 09:40 AM ----------

Originally posted by jac

And you thought everyone had either sobered-up or was incarcerated in a secure cardiac ward.

"Secure cardiac ward" - are you sure you did not mean some other kind?

I fear greatly that one of your adjectives is ectopic.

stevebrot · 03-08-2014, 03:15 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Crunchy peanut butter sandwich with halved bananas and honey on whole wheat bread ... to die for when I was younger ... J

Peanut butter (le beurre d'arachide) is a bit hard to come by in France, eh?

Steve

**gaweidert** · 03-08-2014, 03:30 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

That's okay. It's bound to happen every once in a while that somebody mistakes this for a k-3/photography related thread.

Been following this thread since day one. Just couldn't resist after visiting the B&H website. I drove through South Dakota last June. Didn't have time to see much as I needed to get back home. Did see Olympic Gold Medalist Rulon Gardner in a Taco Bell in Spearfish. One of my son's was stationed at Ellsworth AFB for awhile.

dansamy · 03-08-2014, 03:36 PM

Originally posted by tim60

"Secure cardiac ward" - are you sure you did not mean some other kind?

I fear greatly that one of your adjectives is ectopic.

At least at my facility, every ward might as well be the psych ward. I've learned a profound truth about humans. Every single person you come into contact with is crazy. At least a little bit & about at least one thing. We only call someone else crazy if they're crazy in more ways than we are.

**jac** · 03-08-2014, 04:32 PM

Originally posted by tim60

Real food! Even got some foreigners to like it!

---------- Post added 03-09-14 at 09:40 AM ----------

"Secure cardiac ward" - are you sure you did not mean some other kind?

As in high security for those who have severe emotional disorders caused by an aversion to a certain five-letter word as well as cholesteral levels beyond any reasonable norm. As for ectopic, this whole thread is abnormal and out of place.

**Ex Finn.** · 03-08-2014, 04:39 PM

Ahh...Cold double-chocolate, loaded with sodium. This stuff is tastyyy.
And no K3 in the grocery store.

Eyewanders · 03-08-2014, 04:41 PM

I have to be drunk to enter this thread.

**Ex Finn.** · 03-08-2014, 04:44 PM

Originally posted by chickentender

I have to be drunk to enter this thread.

Chocolate-milk helps me participate, you should try it.

edit: never-mind, you already succumbed to hociR

**monochrome** · 03-08-2014, 04:48 PM

Originally posted by gaweidert

Been following this thread since day one. Just couldn't resist after visiting the B&H website. I drove through South Dakota last June. Didn't have time to see much as I needed to get back home. Did see Olympic Gold Medalist Rulon Gardner in a Taco Bell in Spearfish. One of my son's was stationed at Ellsworth AFB for awhile.

Well then, you are one of our token Buyer members.

Parallax · 03-08-2014, 05:05 PM

Originally posted by jac

As in high security for those who have severe emotional disorders caused by an aversion to a certain five-letter word as well as cholesteral levels beyond any reasonable norm. As for ectopic, this whole thread is abnormal and out of place.

Someday some psych PhD candidate is going to use this thread as the basis for a paper on aberrant thought flow and processing.

Eyewanders · 03-08-2014, 05:17 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

Someday some psych PhD candidate is going to use this thread as the basis for a paper on aberrant thought flow and processing.

Until I forgive my father, I will never feel safe in this thread.

03-08-2014, 03:08 PM	#7310
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,745	Originally posted by Parallax Nutella? Yuk! This is much better: Real food! Even got some foreigners to like it! ---------- Post added 03-09-14 at 09:40 AM ---------- Originally posted by jac And you thought everyone had either sobered-up or was incarcerated in a secure cardiac ward. "Secure cardiac ward" - are you sure you did not mean some other kind? I fear greatly that one of your adjectives is ectopic. Last edited by tim60; 03-08-2014 at 03:14 PM.

03-08-2014, 04:39 PM	#7315
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Ahh...Cold double-chocolate, loaded with sodium. This stuff is tastyyy. And no K3 in the grocery store. Last edited by Ex Finn.; 11-11-2014 at 05:44 PM.

03-08-2014, 04:44 PM	#7317
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by chickentender I have to be drunk to enter this thread. Chocolate-milk helps me participate, you should try it. edit: never-mind, you already succumbed to hociR Last edited by Ex Finn.; 03-08-2014 at 04:46 PM. Reason: The individual already has a K3.

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03-08-2014, 02:39 PM	#7306
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	I will be taking a picture of lake Michigan today, and I don't need a K3 for that.

03-08-2014, 02:45 PM	#7307
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason I will be taking a picture of lake Michigan today, and I don't need a K3 for that. All the way from Tennessee? Originally posted by Parallax Peanut butter is my weak spot. It's the only food I ever get a true craving for. Adams unsalted crunchy. Whole wheat bread. Some butter on one slice. And honey. Fresh honey from the hives. Unpasteurized honey. And a tall glass of ice cold milk. Don't let hociR get in my way, or someone is gonna get hurt.

03-08-2014, 02:55 PM	#7308
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Jean, I do believe you are my twin brother from a different mother. If we were on the same continent I would ask to meet up and trade some tunes! ... Great minds think alike.... and the next time I'm in your neighborhood, I will be sure to let you know ... *Salut*, J

03-08-2014, 02:57 PM	#7309
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Racer X 69 All the way from Tennessee? Adams unsalted crunchy. Whole wheat bread. Some butter on one slice. And honey. Fresh honey from the hives. Unpasteurized honey. And a tall glass of ice cold milk. Don't let hociR get in my way, or someone is gonna get hurt. Great, now I have to go to the store and buy some Nestle Double-chocolate-milk. No time for K3.

03-08-2014, 03:15 PM	#7311
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Crunchy peanut butter sandwich with halved bananas and honey on whole wheat bread ... to die for when I was younger ... J Peanut butter (le beurre d'arachide) is a bit hard to come by in France, eh? Steve

03-08-2014, 03:30 PM	#7312
gaweidert Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Rochester, NY Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,325	Originally posted by Parallax That's okay. It's bound to happen every once in a while that somebody mistakes this for a k-3/photography related thread. Been following this thread since day one. Just couldn't resist after visiting the B&H website. I drove through South Dakota last June. Didn't have time to see much as I needed to get back home. Did see Olympic Gold Medalist Rulon Gardner in a Taco Bell in Spearfish. One of my son's was stationed at Ellsworth AFB for awhile.

03-08-2014, 03:36 PM	#7313
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	Originally posted by tim60 "Secure cardiac ward" - are you sure you did not mean some other kind? I fear greatly that one of your adjectives is ectopic. At least at my facility, every ward might as well be the psych ward. I've learned a profound truth about humans. Every single person you come into contact with is crazy. At least a little bit & about at least one thing. We only call someone else crazy if they're crazy in more ways than we are.

03-08-2014, 04:32 PM	#7314
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by tim60 Real food! Even got some foreigners to like it! ---------- Post added 03-09-14 at 09:40 AM ---------- "Secure cardiac ward" - are you sure you did not mean some other kind? As in high security for those who have severe emotional disorders caused by an aversion to a certain five-letter word as well as cholesteral levels beyond any reasonable norm. As for ectopic, this whole thread is abnormal and out of place.

03-08-2014, 04:41 PM	#7316
Eyewanders Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Land of the Salish Sea Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,343	I have to be drunk to enter this thread.

03-08-2014, 04:48 PM	#7318
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by gaweidert Been following this thread since day one. Just couldn't resist after visiting the B&H website. I drove through South Dakota last June. Didn't have time to see much as I needed to get back home. Did see Olympic Gold Medalist Rulon Gardner in a Taco Bell in Spearfish. One of my son's was stationed at Ellsworth AFB for awhile. Well then, you are one of our token Buyer members.

03-08-2014, 05:05 PM	#7319
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by jac As in high security for those who have severe emotional disorders caused by an aversion to a certain five-letter word as well as cholesteral levels beyond any reasonable norm. As for ectopic, this whole thread is abnormal and out of place. Someday some psych PhD candidate is going to use this thread as the basis for a paper on aberrant thought flow and processing.

03-08-2014, 05:17 PM - 1 Like	#7320
Eyewanders Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Land of the Salish Sea Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,343	Originally posted by Parallax Someday some psych PhD candidate is going to use this thread as the basis for a paper on aberrant thought flow and processing. Until I forgive my father, I will never feel safe in this thread.