why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**jac** · 03-08-2014, 05:17 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by chickentender

I have to be drunk to enter this thread.

While you're in the mood, can I have all your primes. You won't need them now that you've got the FA*10-600mm.

**monochrome** · 03-08-2014, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Crunchy peanut butter sandwich with halved bananas and honey on whole wheat bread ... to die for when I was younger ... J

Meh. This is how a hociR man eats peanut butter.

Parallax · 03-08-2014, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by chickentender

Until I forgive my father, I will never feel safe in this thread.

NOBODY should EVER feel safe in this thread. I don't feel safe in this thread!

**monochrome** · 03-08-2014, 06:07 PM - **1 Like**

I feel so . . . . . . . Dirty in this thread.

**Ex Finn.** · 03-08-2014, 06:19 PM

Originally posted by monochrome

Meh. This is how a hociR man eats peanut butter.

Force-fed with a spoon?

Eyewanders · 03-08-2014, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by jac

while you're in the mood, can i have all your primes. You won't need them now that you've got the fa*10-600mm.

let go of my ears!

---------- Post added 03-08-14 at 05:22 PM ----------

Originally posted by monochrome

i feel so . . . . . . . dirty in this thread.

let go of my ears!!!!!

**jac** · 03-08-2014, 06:29 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Force-fed with a spoon?

You dare to beard the Monochrome in his den? (Besides, I think only straws are allowed on his ward)

**monochrome** · 03-08-2014, 06:35 PM

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Force-fed with a spoon?

If I could just forgive my mother . . . . .

stevebrot · 03-08-2014, 06:36 PM

Originally posted by monochrome

Meh. This is how a hociR man eats peanut butter.

You betcha, though I prefer to grind my own!

Steve

Eyewanders · 03-08-2014, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by monochrome

if i could just forgive my mother . . . . .

let go of your mother.

**jac** · 03-08-2014, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by chickentender

let go of your mother.

Let go and let hociR.

**monochrome** · 03-08-2014, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by chickentender

let go of your mother.

If I could only forgive my Pentax.

**monochrome** · 03-08-2014, 06:48 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by jac

Let go and let hociR.

Beat me by this much.

**Ex Finn.** · 03-08-2014, 06:49 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by chickentender

let go of my ears!

---------- Post added 03-08-14 at 05:22 PM ----------

let go of my ears!!!!!

You fit right in on this thread. Try leaving and see what happens...

Brand X · 03-08-2014, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by dansamy

At least at my facility, every ward might as well be the psych ward. I've learned a profound truth about humans. Every single person you come into contact with is crazy. At least a little bit & about at least one thing. We only call someone else crazy if they're crazy in more ways than we are.

Racer worked at the power company for 30 years. I am retiring soon from the same place with just over 18. Whenever anyone asks what the place is like to work at we both have the same response.

"Picture if you will, a zoo, in an insane asylum."

Although I have not read this thread beginning to end, Racer has related much of it to me, and I have skimmed a few posts.

It is the epitome of the power company. Zoo, asylum, insanity, all of that. Somehow I wonder how I ever let him pressure me to even read any of this. Don't get me wrong, you all seem like very nice people. But the meandering and disjointed nature of the topics here are unusual.

Like sitting in a bar but not drinking, and listening to all the people who have imbibed varying amounts of alcohol babble away. At least Racer is not hanging out in a real bar, spending too much money on booze, only to come home smelling like a brewery, ready to pass out. He really likes joining in the discussion.

Why is beyond me.

You folks have fun.

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03-08-2014, 05:17 PM - 1 Like	#7321
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by chickentender I have to be drunk to enter this thread. While you're in the mood, can I have all your primes. You won't need them now that you've got the FA*10-600mm.

03-08-2014, 06:00 PM	#7322
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Crunchy peanut butter sandwich with halved bananas and honey on whole wheat bread ... to die for when I was younger ... J Meh. This is how a hociR man eats peanut butter.

03-08-2014, 06:00 PM	#7323
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by chickentender Until I forgive my father, I will never feel safe in this thread. NOBODY should EVER feel safe in this thread. I don't feel safe in this thread!

03-08-2014, 06:07 PM - 1 Like	#7324
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	I feel so . . . . . . . Dirty in this thread.

03-08-2014, 06:19 PM	#7325
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by monochrome Meh. This is how a hociR man eats peanut butter. Force-fed with a spoon?

03-08-2014, 06:21 PM	#7326
Eyewanders Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Land of the Salish Sea Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,343	Originally posted by jac while you're in the mood, can i have all your primes. You won't need them now that you've got the fa10-600mm. let go of my ears! ---------- Post added 03-08-14 at 05:22 PM ---------- Originally posted by monochrome i feel so . . . . . . . dirty* in this thread. let go of my ears!!!!!

03-08-2014, 06:29 PM	#7327
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Force-fed with a spoon? You dare to beard the Monochrome in his den? (Besides, I think only straws are allowed on his ward)

03-08-2014, 06:35 PM	#7328
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Force-fed with a spoon? If I could just forgive my mother . . . . .

03-08-2014, 06:36 PM	#7329
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by monochrome Meh. This is how a hociR man eats peanut butter. You betcha, though I prefer to grind my own! Steve

03-08-2014, 06:42 PM	#7330
Eyewanders Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Land of the Salish Sea Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,343	Originally posted by monochrome if i could just forgive my mother . . . . . let go of your mother.

03-08-2014, 06:46 PM	#7331
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by chickentender let go of your mother. Let go and let hociR.

03-08-2014, 06:46 PM	#7332
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by chickentender let go of your mother. If I could only forgive my Pentax.

03-08-2014, 06:48 PM - 1 Like	#7333
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by jac Let go and let hociR. Beat me by this much.

03-08-2014, 06:49 PM - 1 Like	#7334
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by chickentender let go of my ears! ---------- Post added 03-08-14 at 05:22 PM ---------- let go of my ears!!!!! You fit right in on this thread. Try leaving and see what happens...

03-08-2014, 06:58 PM	#7335
Brand X Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet Posts: 67	Originally posted by dansamy At least at my facility, every ward might as well be the psych ward. I've learned a profound truth about humans. Every single person you come into contact with is crazy. At least a little bit & about at least one thing. We only call someone else crazy if they're crazy in more ways than we are. Racer worked at the power company for 30 years. I am retiring soon from the same place with just over 18. Whenever anyone asks what the place is like to work at we both have the same response. "Picture if you will, a zoo, in an insane asylum." Although I have not read this thread beginning to end, Racer has related much of it to me, and I have skimmed a few posts. It is the epitome of the power company. Zoo, asylum, insanity, all of that. Somehow I wonder how I ever let him pressure me to even read any of this. Don't get me wrong, you all seem like very nice people. But the meandering and disjointed nature of the topics here are unusual. Like sitting in a bar but not drinking, and listening to all the people who have imbibed varying amounts of alcohol babble away. At least Racer is not hanging out in a real bar, spending too much money on booze, only to come home smelling like a brewery, ready to pass out. He really likes joining in the discussion. Why is beyond me. You folks have fun.