why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Eyewanders · 03-08-2014, 07:11 PM

Originally posted by monochrome

If I could only forgive my Pentax.

*Let go of your Ricoh!*

---------- Post added 03-08-14 at 06:12 PM ----------

Originally posted by monochrome

Beat me by this much.

Your mother beat me by that much.

---------- Post added 03-08-14 at 06:13 PM ----------

I think I crossed a line. But I'm pretty sure it dotted.

**Ex Finn.** · 03-08-2014, 07:20 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by chickentender

I think I crossed a line. But I'm pretty sure it dotted.

Mod will let you know no doubt.

panoguy · 03-08-2014, 07:30 PM

Originally posted by monochrome

Well then, you are one of our token Buyer members.

Wait, what?? "Buyer members?"

You mean to tell me you all got your cameras FOR FREE???!

I totally misunderstood the title of this thread!!
How come I didn't get in on that deal? Jeez, nobody tells me anything around here... I thought it was just peanuts and bacon, and things that rhyme with "peanuts and bacon" (and cheese).

Add me to the list of "token Sucker members."

**Ex Finn.** · 03-08-2014, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by panoguy

You mean to tell me you all got your cameras FOR FREE???!

Some members are weak...Not sure about anyone getting a free camera. TANSTAAFL comes to mind.

Better chance of Free bacon,chocolate milk and peanut-butter. And blood sausage/pankakes.

Eyewanders · 03-08-2014, 08:01 PM

Originally posted by panoguy

I thought it was just peanuts and bacon, and things that rhyme with "peanuts and bacon" (and cheese).

Sorry everybody.... pack it out. The ski hut is taken (it's been reserved) by bees.

**monochrome** · 03-08-2014, 08:14 PM

Originally posted by panoguy

You mean to tell me you all got your cameras FOR FREE???!

Free is for the choiR Boys. Would you sell your Soul to buy a hociR?

**Ex Finn.** · 03-08-2014, 08:21 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by chickentender

Sorry everybody.... pack it out. The ski hut is taken (it's been reserved) by bees.

Bees... Phew, that's easy. They don`t move in snow like these guys do.

You Tube

Even a K3 would not help.

Eyewanders · 03-08-2014, 09:05 PM

Ein! Zwei! Deeeeeeee!

Pioneer · 03-08-2014, 09:45 PM

Pull up a chair...have another beer...grab your cheese...and HANG ON! We are on our way to 10,000.

(BTW - Pale Ale and Sharp Cheddar DO NOT go together well.)

Another reason not to buy a choiR K-3.

VoiceOfReason · 03-08-2014, 10:01 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

All the way from Tennessee?

Yep, in Muskegon. Heading back to TN tomorrow.

dansamy · 03-08-2014, 10:26 PM

Originally posted by Brand X

Like sitting in a bar but not drinking, and listening to all the people who have imbibed varying amounts of alcohol babble away. At least Racer is not hanging out in a real bar, spending too much money on booze, only to come home smelling like a brewery, ready to pass out. He really likes joining in the discussion.

Why is beyond me.

You folks have fun.

This is exactly like a bar. A small pub really. Good friends, good camaraderie, good food, good alcohol. We might not be drinking together IRL, but I'm pretty sure most of us have had a little alcohol along the course of this thread.

We are having fun!

**rod_grant** · 03-08-2014, 10:29 PM

Originally posted by Brand X

Although I have not read this thread beginning to end, Racer has related much of it to me, and I have skimmed a few posts

Not good enough!
Return to the OP's post (that's #1: there has only been one post from him/her).
Read every post. Why should you alone not have to suffer the full catastrophe?
Do not return until you have read all.

Eyewanders · 03-08-2014, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by rod_grant

Not good enough!
Return to the OP's post (that's #1: there has only been one post from him/her).
Read every post. Why should you alone not have to suffer the full catastrophe?
Do not return until you have read all.

That would take all night. (Would you care for another? *pouring*)

**Ex Finn.** · 03-08-2014, 11:08 PM

Originally posted by chickentender

That would take all night. (Would you care for another? *pouring*)

I see no problem with that. How long can it take, it is only 490 pages of short replies and opinions, to some original rant.
Pay your dues.

OrchidJulie · 03-09-2014, 08:56 AM

Originally posted by monochrome

Meh. This is how a hociR man eats peanut butter.

hociR women, too...not only the PB, but the Nutella as well.

(you, or your designee, are welcome to my share of the world's Vegemite..

)

03-08-2014, 07:20 PM - 1 Like	#7337
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by chickentender I think I crossed a line. But I'm pretty sure it dotted. Mod will let you know no doubt. Last edited by Ex Finn.; 03-08-2014 at 07:23 PM. Reason: A Mod, not Mods.

03-08-2014, 07:30 PM	#7338
panoguy Pentaxian Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Washington, D.C. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,327	Originally posted by monochrome Well then, you are one of our token Buyer members. Wait, what?? "Buyer members?" You mean to tell me you all got your cameras FOR FREE???! I totally misunderstood the title of this thread!! How come I didn't get in on that deal? Jeez, nobody tells me anything around here... I thought it was just peanuts and bacon, and things that rhyme with "peanuts and bacon" (and cheese). Add me to the list of "token Sucker members." Last edited by panoguy; 03-08-2014 at 07:55 PM.

03-09-2014, 08:56 AM	#7350
OrchidJulie Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Magic City Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 6,940	Originally posted by monochrome Meh. This is how a hociR man eats peanut butter. hociR women, too...not only the PB, but the Nutella as well. (you, or your designee, are welcome to my share of the world's Vegemite..)

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03-08-2014, 07:11 PM	#7336
Eyewanders Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Land of the Salish Sea Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,343	Originally posted by monochrome If I could only forgive my Pentax. Let go of your Ricoh! ---------- Post added 03-08-14 at 06:12 PM ---------- Originally posted by monochrome Beat me by this much. Your mother beat me by that much. ---------- Post added 03-08-14 at 06:13 PM ---------- I think I crossed a line. But I'm pretty sure it dotted.

03-08-2014, 07:43 PM	#7339
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by panoguy You mean to tell me you all got your cameras FOR FREE???! Some members are weak...Not sure about anyone getting a free camera. TANSTAAFL comes to mind. Better chance of Free bacon,chocolate milk and peanut-butter. And blood sausage/pankakes.

03-08-2014, 08:01 PM	#7340
Eyewanders Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Land of the Salish Sea Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,343	Originally posted by panoguy I thought it was just peanuts and bacon, and things that rhyme with "peanuts and bacon" (and cheese). Sorry everybody.... pack it out. The ski hut is taken (it's been reserved) by bees.

03-08-2014, 08:14 PM	#7341
monochrome Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Working From Home Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 26,276	Originally posted by panoguy You mean to tell me you all got your cameras FOR FREE???! Free is for the choiR Boys. Would you sell your Soul to buy a hociR?

03-08-2014, 09:05 PM	#7343
Eyewanders Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Land of the Salish Sea Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,343	Ein! Zwei! Deeeeeeee!

03-08-2014, 09:45 PM	#7344
Pioneer Pentaxian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Wandering the Streets Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,411	Pull up a chair...have another beer...grab your cheese...and HANG ON! We are on our way to 10,000. (BTW - Pale Ale and Sharp Cheddar DO NOT go together well.) Another reason not to buy a choiR K-3.

03-08-2014, 10:01 PM	#7345
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Originally posted by Racer X 69 All the way from Tennessee? Yep, in Muskegon. Heading back to TN tomorrow.

03-08-2014, 10:26 PM	#7346
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	Originally posted by Brand X Like sitting in a bar but not drinking, and listening to all the people who have imbibed varying amounts of alcohol babble away. At least Racer is not hanging out in a real bar, spending too much money on booze, only to come home smelling like a brewery, ready to pass out. He really likes joining in the discussion. Why is beyond me. You folks have fun. This is exactly like a bar. A small pub really. Good friends, good camaraderie, good food, good alcohol. We might not be drinking together IRL, but I'm pretty sure most of us have had a little alcohol along the course of this thread. We are having fun!

03-08-2014, 10:29 PM	#7347
rod_grant Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Wangaratta, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 6,951	Originally posted by Brand X Although I have not read this thread beginning to end, Racer has related much of it to me, and I have skimmed a few posts Not good enough! Return to the OP's post (that's #1: there has only been one post from him/her). Read every post. Why should you alone not have to suffer the full catastrophe? Do not return until you have read all.

03-08-2014, 10:32 PM	#7348
Eyewanders Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Land of the Salish Sea Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,343	Originally posted by rod_grant Not good enough! Return to the OP's post (that's #1: there has only been one post from him/her). Read every post. Why should you alone not have to suffer the full catastrophe? Do not return until you have read all. That would take all night. (Would you care for another? pouring)

03-08-2014, 11:08 PM	#7349
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by chickentender That would take all night. (Would you care for another? pouring) I see no problem with that. How long can it take, it is only 490 pages of short replies and opinions, to some original rant. Pay your dues.