why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

VoiceOfReason · 03-12-2014, 10:16 AM

I know where to buy durian locally. I want to get one, break it open, and leave it near a freind's place as a prank.

Parry · 03-12-2014, 10:25 AM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

I know where to buy durian locally. I want to get one, break it open, and leave it near a freind's place as a prank.

Tell me about it! To my ex-wife durian was a luxury food to be consumed as regularly as possible.

Last time I saw her she weighed 300lbs and the smell was terrible.

VoiceOfReason · 03-12-2014, 10:46 AM

I am surprised anyone could eat something that smells like a mix or rotten eggs and turpentine.

Racer X 69 · 03-12-2014, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by stevebrot

Nah...baluts are different and much worse.

Yes, you are right, they are different, my mistake.

Much worse? Nah, Either way, the idea if eating such things is enough to kill my appetite.

And keep hociR at bay.

Parry · 03-12-2014, 11:27 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Yes, you are right, they are different, my mistake.

Much worse? Nah, Either way, the idea if eating such things is enough to kill my appetite.

And keep hociR at bay.

Okay, what is hocIR?

Parallax · 03-12-2014, 11:29 AM

Originally posted by Parry

Okay, what is hocIR?

Read it backwards.

Parry · 03-12-2014, 11:37 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

Read it backwards.

Harpo? What? I'm dyslexic.

waterfall · 03-12-2014, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

I know where to buy durian locally. I want to get one, break it open, and leave it near a freind's place as a prank.

If you juggle the letters in "durian" you can spell out "drain u," which is apparently an occasional side effect of this delicacy. Drain U is part of the hociR conspiracy! (Disclaimer: I somehow found a K3 on my front step in the middle of another snowstorm. Addressed to me! Thank you Mrs. waterfall 2.0!)

Racer X 69 · 03-12-2014, 11:59 AM

Originally posted by Parry

Okay, what is hocIR?

Originally posted by Parallax

Read it backwards.

^^^^^ What he said. ^^^^^

Parry · 03-12-2014, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

^^^^^ What he said. ^^^^^

It now says . . . . Victor.

Parallax · 03-12-2014, 12:11 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Read it backwards.

Originally posted by Parry

I'm dyslexic.

Okay, so read it forward then.

Parry · 03-12-2014, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Okay, so read it forward then.

It now says . . .

Parallax · 03-12-2014, 12:20 PM

See, I knew you'd decipher it eventually.

waterfall · 03-12-2014, 12:20 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parry

It now says . . . . Victor.

It is an anagram. "Victor" when unscrambled becomes "Ricto V" which is the name of a Malasian Corporation poised to take over hociR. Currently Ricto V manufactures bait packages tailored to the tastes of Komodo dragons. These bait packs are sold by the ton to NatGeo.

Jean Poitiers · 03-12-2014, 12:32 PM

Originally posted by Pioneer

Worst thing I ever ate...

And the younger one has been exploring French cuisine...but I'm not too sure she really understands the words yet...

Now that can be "dangerous" ... I live here a still have to be careful with some restaurant menus ...

J

---------- Post added 03-12-14 at 20:40 ----------

Originally posted by Parallax

... NOTHING, I mean NOTHING smells worse than a dump truck load of fresh chiken manure.

Try rural Arkansas "industrial" chicken houses, say about four or five together within a stone throw of each other and add a hot and humid August high noon sun ...

J (childhood vacation memories)

---------- Post added 03-12-14 at 20:44 ----------

Originally posted by Joel B

... here is an action shot: Can you find me? ...

In the middle!

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03-12-2014, 10:16 AM	#7471
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	I know where to buy durian locally. I want to get one, break it open, and leave it near a freind's place as a prank.

03-12-2014, 10:25 AM	#7472
Parry Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 606	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason I know where to buy durian locally. I want to get one, break it open, and leave it near a freind's place as a prank. Tell me about it! To my ex-wife durian was a luxury food to be consumed as regularly as possible. Last time I saw her she weighed 300lbs and the smell was terrible.

03-12-2014, 10:46 AM	#7473
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	I am surprised anyone could eat something that smells like a mix or rotten eggs and turpentine.

03-12-2014, 10:55 AM	#7474
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by stevebrot Nah...baluts are different and much worse. Yes, you are right, they are different, my mistake. Much worse? Nah, Either way, the idea if eating such things is enough to kill my appetite. And keep hociR at bay.

03-12-2014, 11:27 AM	#7475
Parry Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Yes, you are right, they are different, my mistake. Much worse? Nah, Either way, the idea if eating such things is enough to kill my appetite. And keep hociR at bay. Okay, what is hocIR?

03-12-2014, 11:29 AM	#7476
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Parry Okay, what is hocIR? Read it backwards.

03-12-2014, 11:37 AM	#7477
Parry Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 606	Originally posted by Parallax Read it backwards. Harpo? What? I'm dyslexic.

03-12-2014, 11:45 AM	#7478
waterfall Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Northern Minnesota Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,812	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason I know where to buy durian locally. I want to get one, break it open, and leave it near a freind's place as a prank. If you juggle the letters in "durian" you can spell out "drain u," which is apparently an occasional side effect of this delicacy. Drain U is part of the hociR conspiracy! (Disclaimer: I somehow found a K3 on my front step in the middle of another snowstorm. Addressed to me! Thank you Mrs. waterfall 2.0!)

03-12-2014, 11:59 AM	#7479
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by Parry Okay, what is hocIR? Originally posted by Parallax Read it backwards. ^^^^^ What he said. ^^^^^

03-12-2014, 12:10 PM	#7480
Parry Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 ^^^^^ What he said. ^^^^^ It now says . . . . Victor.

03-12-2014, 12:11 PM	#7481
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Parallax Read it backwards. Originally posted by Parry I'm dyslexic. Okay, so read it forward then.

03-12-2014, 12:16 PM	#7482
Parry Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 606	Originally posted by Parallax Okay, so read it forward then. It now says . . .

03-12-2014, 12:20 PM	#7483
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	See, I knew you'd decipher it eventually.

03-12-2014, 12:20 PM - 1 Like	#7484
waterfall Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Location: Northern Minnesota Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,812	Originally posted by Parry It now says . . . . Victor. It is an anagram. "Victor" when unscrambled becomes "Ricto V" which is the name of a Malasian Corporation poised to take over hociR. Currently Ricto V manufactures bait packages tailored to the tastes of Komodo dragons. These bait packs are sold by the ton to NatGeo.

03-12-2014, 12:32 PM	#7485
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by Pioneer Worst thing I ever ate... And the younger one has been exploring French cuisine...but I'm not too sure she really understands the words yet... Now that can be "dangerous" ... I live here a still have to be careful with some restaurant menus ... J ---------- Post added 03-12-14 at 20:40 ---------- Originally posted by Parallax ... NOTHING, I mean NOTHING smells worse than a dump truck load of fresh chiken manure. Try rural Arkansas "industrial" chicken houses, say about four or five together within a stone throw of each other and add a hot and humid August high noon sun ... J (childhood vacation memories) ---------- Post added 03-12-14 at 20:44 ---------- Originally posted by Joel B ... here is an action shot: Can you find me? ... In the middle!