why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Racer X 69 · 03-16-2014, 06:41 PM

Originally posted by stevebrot

ummmm...perhaps you should check your front porch when you get home.

Steve

Hmmmmmmmmmm...................

OrchidJulie · 03-17-2014, 06:40 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Its quite alright Julie. I did punctuate the post with a smiley.

I was just funnin' ya.

In this thread? I'm shocked, well and truly shocked. Here I thought this was a serious discussion about the fate of Tokyo. Silly me...

dansamy · 03-17-2014, 06:42 AM

But, but, but Tokyo IS doomed... Right?

OrchidJulie · 03-17-2014, 06:47 AM

Almost certainly, it is. hociR have decreed it. No K3 for me, that's for sure, too. Alas...

Joel B · 03-17-2014, 07:32 AM

Originally posted by dansamy

But, but, but Tokyo IS doomed... Right?

That's why I got my bunker ready!! Filled with relics from the true Pentax era! So survivors will have something to remember glory days!

**jac** · 03-17-2014, 09:20 AM

Originally posted by Joel B

That's why I got my bunker ready!! Filled with relics from the true Pentax era! So survivors will have something to remember glory days!

Damned straight. And those old, solid-metal Taks can be used as ammunition in ballistas to fend-off hociR attacks should they come.

Joel B · 03-17-2014, 09:29 AM

Originally posted by jac

Damned straight. And those old, solid-metal Taks can be used as ammunition in ballistas to fend-off hociR attacks should they come.

Best kinetic energy projectile made by man!!

Racer X 69 · 03-17-2014, 10:55 AM

Hold on there men! Don' enny 'o you'uns even think 'o sacrificing them great Takumar lenses in the War Against The hociR! If'n y'all need sum, I gots plenny 76mm shells that you'uns can have ta lob at the hociR with yer mortars.

Mmkay?

Joel B · 03-17-2014, 11:07 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Hold on there men! Don' enny 'o you'uns even think 'o sacrificing them great Takumar lenses in the War Against The hociR! If'n y'all need sum, I gots plenny 76mm shells that you'uns can have ta lob at the hociR with yer mortars.

Mmkay?

Sacrifices must be made!

Parallax · 03-17-2014, 11:15 AM - **1 Like**

Redneck Medical Dictionary

Artery - The study of paintings

Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria

Barium - What doctors do when patients die

Benign - What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan - Searching for Kitty

Cauterize - Made eye contact with her

Colic - A sheep dog

Coma - A punctuation mark

Dilate - To live long

Enema - Not a friend

Fester - Quicker than someone else

Fibula - A small lie

Impotent - Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane

Morbid - A higher offer

Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night, normally more money than Days

Node - I knew it

Outpatient - A person who has fainted

Post-Operative - A letter carrier

Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery

Rectum - Nearly killed him

Secretion - Hiding something

Seizure - Roman Emperor

Tablet - A small table

Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport

Tumor - One plus one more

Urine - Opposite of you're out

Joel B · 03-17-2014, 11:19 AM

Originally posted by parallax

redneck medical dictionary

hahahahahaha!

---------- Post added 03-17-14 at 01:21 PM ----------

Here I got a photo of my daughter's new boyfriend:

Captured to essence well!

stevebrot · 03-17-2014, 11:49 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Hold on there men! Don' enny 'o you'uns even think 'o sacrificing them great Takumar lenses in the War Against The hociR!

Indeed! Use Rikenons instead!

Steve

(...did I really say that? I am hearing small rumblings on the shelf from the Rikenons. Thy outnumber the Taks 2:1...)

VoiceOfReason · 03-17-2014, 12:28 PM

paranoia paranoia everybody's comin' to get me!

Jean Poitiers · 03-17-2014, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

paranoia paranoia everybody's comin' to get me!

I would not be so paranoid if everyone (French) was not out to get me, too ...

**TedH42** · 03-17-2014, 04:20 PM

What? Is everyone out taking pictures?

Well, OK, If there's no Hocir staring you in the face.

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03-16-2014, 06:41 PM	#7621
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by stevebrot ummmm...perhaps you should check your front porch when you get home. Steve Hmmmmmmmmmm...................

03-17-2014, 06:40 AM - 1 Like	#7622
OrchidJulie Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Magic City Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 6,929	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Its quite alright Julie. I did punctuate the post with a smiley. I was just funnin' ya. In this thread? I'm shocked, well and truly shocked. Here I thought this was a serious discussion about the fate of Tokyo. Silly me...

03-17-2014, 06:42 AM	#7623
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	But, but, but Tokyo IS doomed... Right?

03-17-2014, 06:47 AM	#7624
OrchidJulie Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Magic City Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 6,929	Almost certainly, it is. hociR have decreed it. No K3 for me, that's for sure, too. Alas...

03-17-2014, 07:32 AM	#7625
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by dansamy But, but, but Tokyo IS doomed... Right? That's why I got my bunker ready!! Filled with relics from the true Pentax era! So survivors will have something to remember glory days!

03-17-2014, 09:20 AM	#7626
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by Joel B That's why I got my bunker ready!! Filled with relics from the true Pentax era! So survivors will have something to remember glory days! Damned straight. And those old, solid-metal Taks can be used as ammunition in ballistas to fend-off hociR attacks should they come.

03-17-2014, 09:29 AM	#7627
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by jac Damned straight. And those old, solid-metal Taks can be used as ammunition in ballistas to fend-off hociR attacks should they come. Best kinetic energy projectile made by man!!

03-17-2014, 10:55 AM	#7628
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Hold on there men! Don' enny 'o you'uns even think 'o sacrificing them great Takumar lenses in the War Against The hociR! If'n y'all need sum, I gots plenny 76mm shells that you'uns can have ta lob at the hociR with yer mortars. Mmkay?

03-17-2014, 11:07 AM	#7629
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Hold on there men! Don' enny 'o you'uns even think 'o sacrificing them great Takumar lenses in the War Against The hociR! If'n y'all need sum, I gots plenny 76mm shells that you'uns can have ta lob at the hociR with yer mortars. Mmkay? Sacrifices must be made!

03-17-2014, 11:15 AM - 1 Like	#7630
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Redneck Medical Dictionary Artery - The study of paintings Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria Barium - What doctors do when patients die Benign - What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome Cat scan - Searching for Kitty Cauterize - Made eye contact with her Colic - A sheep dog Coma - A punctuation mark Dilate - To live long Enema - Not a friend Fester - Quicker than someone else Fibula - A small lie Impotent - Distinguished, well known Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane Morbid - A higher offer Nitrates - Rates of Pay for Working at Night, normally more money than Days Node - I knew it Outpatient - A person who has fainted Post-Operative - A letter carrier Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery Rectum - Nearly killed him Secretion - Hiding something Seizure - Roman Emperor Tablet - A small table Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport Tumor - One plus one more Urine - Opposite of you're out

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03-17-2014, 11:19 AM	#7631
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Originally posted by parallax redneck medical dictionary hahahahahaha! ---------- Post added 03-17-14 at 01:21 PM ---------- Here I got a photo of my daughter's new boyfriend: Captured to essence well!

03-17-2014, 11:49 AM	#7632
stevebrot Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Vancouver (USA) Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 42,007	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Hold on there men! Don' enny 'o you'uns even think 'o sacrificing them great Takumar lenses in the War Against The hociR! Indeed! Use Rikenons instead! Steve (...did I really say that? I am hearing small rumblings on the shelf from the Rikenons. Thy outnumber the Taks 2:1...)

03-17-2014, 12:28 PM	#7633
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	paranoia paranoia everybody's comin' to get me!

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Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason paranoia paranoia everybody's comin' to get me! I would not be so paranoid if everyone (French) was not out to get me, too ...

03-17-2014, 04:20 PM	#7635
TedH42 F/8 & Somewhere Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Colorado Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,412	What? Is everyone out taking pictures? Well, OK, If there's no Hocir staring you in the face.