Win a Pentax Limited Lens: Raffle Now Live!

Parallax · 03-22-2014, 02:22 PM

The technique is still pretty much the same. It starts with "Aaaw, c'mom. Please???!!?"

Brand X · 03-22-2014, 02:54 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by jac

Hmmm. Now, according to Step 2, I'm going to need trois femmes, one with only one leg. And I haven't rolled stockings off a lady in many, many years. As I recall, just getting one of them to hold still was a bit of a chore. Has the technique changed in the 21st century?

Depends on the century the femme was born to.

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Well, I would be one of the last persons to ask that one to ... got married last century, so kind of "outdated" as well ... J

Again, the century your femme is from would play an indispensable role in your technique.

Originally posted by Parallax

The technique is still pretty much the same. It starts with "Aaaw, c'mom. Please???!!?"

Three hours of begging does not constitute foreplay. Ask Racer.

Joel B · 03-22-2014, 03:08 PM

If we want good ideas, we need to ask the girls.

Parallax · 03-22-2014, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by Brand X

Three hours of begging does not constitute foreplay. Ask Racer.

Joel B · 03-22-2014, 03:22 PM

Oh, you guys were talking about stuffing sausages! Sick! You all should be ashamed!!

Pioneer · 03-22-2014, 03:51 PM

And you thought..what, pray tell??

**jac** · 03-22-2014, 04:07 PM

Originally posted by Pioneer

And you thought..what, pray tell??

Well, the last words in M. Poitier's recipe do say 'Va jouer', 'Go play'.

TinaS · 03-22-2014, 05:12 PM

Um. Wow.

TinaS · 03-22-2014, 08:34 PM

Lol. Did my "um. Wow" stop the conversation? Just kidding. Carry on...

Pioneer · 03-22-2014, 08:37 PM

Ever notice this at a party? Happens everytime the guys look around and realize the women are listening.

All of a sudden they are frantically thinking to themselves; "What exactly did she hear?"

---------- Post added 03-22-2014 at 08:40 PM ----------

Then they slowly and nonchalantly break up and go find another beer or some cheese and crackers.

TinaS · 03-22-2014, 08:44 PM

I see. Well don't mind me, guys. I'll just go locate that cheese...

dansamy · 03-23-2014, 01:52 AM

Thread killer...

OrchidJulie · 03-23-2014, 07:23 AM

Originally posted by Brand X

Three hours of begging does not constitute foreplay. Ask Racer.

+1! ROFL!

But Tokyo is still doomed.

---------- Post added 03-23-14 at 10:26 AM ----------

Originally posted by jac

Well, the last words in M. Poitier's recipe do say 'Va jouer', 'Go play'.

Yahbut... even I, who have almost no French, figured out that it was a recipe (instructions?) for a dog toy. Not sure where the sausage comes in, though. Maybe hociR scarfed it...

**jac** · 03-23-2014, 07:43 AM

Three ladies in a row. I guess all the guys have gone to the mattresses with cheese and crackers until this blows over.

OrchidJulie · 03-23-2014, 07:50 AM

But that means you have us all to yourself!

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
why I will buy a K3	chicagojohn	Pentax K-3 & K-3 II	80	09-18-2016 08:42 AM
Suggestion Neutralize the 'why I won't buy a k-3' thread	crewl1	Site Suggestions and Help	61	10-04-2014 05:08 PM
Why I Won't Be Buying A K5IIs	Racer X 69	Pentax K-5 & K-5 II	40	02-03-2014 08:12 PM
Why I don't buy Pentax lenses	keyser	Pentax SLR Lens Discussion	44	12-20-2012 01:58 AM
I feel so old: 8 things the facebook gen won't buy	Nesster	General Talk	27	04-22-2012 11:01 AM

03-22-2014, 02:22 PM	#7756
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	The technique is still pretty much the same. It starts with "Aaaw, c'mom. Please???!!?"

03-22-2014, 02:54 PM - 3 Likes	#7757
Brand X Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet Posts: 67	Originally posted by jac Hmmm. Now, according to Step 2, I'm going to need trois femmes, one with only one leg. And I haven't rolled stockings off a lady in many, many years. As I recall, just getting one of them to hold still was a bit of a chore. Has the technique changed in the 21st century? Depends on the century the femme was born to. Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Well, I would be one of the last persons to ask that one to ... got married last century, so kind of "outdated" as well ... J Again, the century your femme is from would play an indispensable role in your technique. Originally posted by Parallax The technique is still pretty much the same. It starts with "Aaaw, c'mom. Please???!!?" Three hours of begging does not constitute foreplay. Ask Racer.

03-22-2014, 03:08 PM	#7758
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	If we want good ideas, we need to ask the girls.

03-22-2014, 03:09 PM	#7759
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by Brand X Three hours of begging does not constitute foreplay. Ask Racer.

03-22-2014, 03:22 PM	#7760
Joel B Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2013 Location: Barnett MO. Photos: Albums Posts: 2,336	Oh, you guys were talking about stuffing sausages! Sick! You all should be ashamed!!

03-22-2014, 03:51 PM	#7761
Pioneer Pentaxian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Wandering the Streets Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,411	And you thought..what, pray tell??

03-22-2014, 04:07 PM	#7762
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Originally posted by Pioneer And you thought..what, pray tell?? Well, the last words in M. Poitier's recipe do say 'Va jouer', 'Go play'.

03-22-2014, 05:12 PM	#7763
TinaS Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,164	Um. Wow.

03-22-2014, 08:34 PM	#7764
TinaS Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,164	Lol. Did my "um. Wow" stop the conversation? Just kidding. Carry on...

03-22-2014, 08:37 PM	#7765
Pioneer Pentaxian Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Wandering the Streets Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,411	Ever notice this at a party? Happens everytime the guys look around and realize the women are listening. All of a sudden they are frantically thinking to themselves; "What exactly did she hear?" ---------- Post added 03-22-2014 at 08:40 PM ---------- Then they slowly and nonchalantly break up and go find another beer or some cheese and crackers.

03-22-2014, 08:44 PM	#7766
TinaS Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,164	I see. Well don't mind me, guys. I'll just go locate that cheese...

03-23-2014, 01:52 AM	#7767
dansamy Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Alabama Posts: 2,450	Thread killer...

03-23-2014, 07:23 AM	#7768
OrchidJulie Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Magic City Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,008	Originally posted by Brand X Three hours of begging does not constitute foreplay. Ask Racer. +1! ROFL! But Tokyo is still doomed. ---------- Post added 03-23-14 at 10:26 AM ---------- Originally posted by jac Well, the last words in M. Poitier's recipe do say 'Va jouer', 'Go play'. Yahbut... even I, who have almost no French, figured out that it was a recipe (instructions?) for a dog toy. Not sure where the sausage comes in, though. Maybe hociR scarfed it...

03-23-2014, 07:43 AM	#7769
jac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Clyde River, Nunavut, Canada Posts: 2,364	Three ladies in a row. I guess all the guys have gone to the mattresses with cheese and crackers until this blows over.

03-23-2014, 07:50 AM	#7770
OrchidJulie Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Magic City Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,008	But that means you have us all to yourself!

why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Win a Pentax Limited Lens: Raffle Now Live!